Saturday, April 5, 2008

I DO LOVE BACON


Some of these clips are funny

David Shorts

When Michelangelo finished sculpting the David in 1504, people around the world were stunned by this masterpiece. Now, you too can be a masterpiece with these shorts.


Be your own statue of David on Halloween and at costume parties.



What's in a name?

A lot, if you're a celebrity.

This slideshow reveals their given names when born.

OUCH!!


How was that even done?
Or is it Photoshopped?

Bizarre new creature discovered

An odd-looking creature has been discovered in the mountains of the African country Tanzania.
It's proper name is Rhynochocyon udzungwensis, it's the size of a cat and looks like a cross between a tiny antelope and a small ant eater.
The mammal has a grey face, a long, flexible snout, a tubby, amber-colored body, a jet-black behind and it stands on spindly legs.

Fanged fish found in Utah pond

A bizarre find in Pioneer Park Pond in Brigham City, Utah has biologists stumped.

A fish with fangs was discovered; now officials are trying to figure out what exactly it is.

Where did this fish come from, and more importantly, what is it? The mystery started a couple weeks ago when every fish in the pond went belly up. Ben Boyce, with the Brigham City Corporation, said "Approximately 4,000 fish, when the ice came off the pond, were discovered to be dead." The pond may have been poisoned, or the water may have run out of oxygen due to the thick ice.
Craig Schaugaard, Aquatic Manger for the Department of Wildlife Resources, said, "When we first saw that fish, we thought, 'What in the crap is this thing?'
Biologists say it's not a new species. They believe the fish could be a Lake Trout whose tissue decomposed rapidly, making its teeth more prominent. Aquatics biologists say if they can't figure it out, they'll let the fish decompose then examine the bone structure to determine the species.

Taking Advantage of the Situation



The Dog Poop Ass-Bag

Japanese guy attaches poo bag to dogs butt with a sticky ass gasket.
Then the dog does his/hers business, afterwards the dog crap is put in a backpack.
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City Honors Bush by Naming Sewage Plant After Him

Don't miss the names of the Board of Directors at Presidential Memorial.

An Enduring Legacy
As we near the end of George W Bush's presidency, we think it is important to select a fitting monument to this president's work. On matters ranging from foreign relations to fiscal and environmental stewardship, no other president in American history has accomplished so much in such a short time. To honor George W Bush for his eight years of honorable public service, the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is sponsoring a ballot initiative this November in San Francisco. It reads...
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"If the City and County of San Francisco rename the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility "The George W. Bush Sewage Plant."
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We believe this is an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.
If you think so too, join this grassroots movement to rename this important and iconic landmark in his honor.