Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Who put that fence there

A girl flies down the hill and slams into a chain link fence.
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It’s more like bouncing off the chain link fence

The Craziest Police Chase.

Probably the wildest chase you ever seen.

Don’t cut the Cord

Funny Motorcycle Commercial

Welcome to the Mile High Club

I wonder if they have any frequent-flyers

Don’t Piss Off This Woman

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Being A Reporter Isn’t Easy…
I hope she is going to beat the crap out of him
The cameraman probably had to pull her off him

Chimp rides a Segway - YWLYAO

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I liked it when the Chimp says "Suck This"

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Woman Chooses Jail Over $7.45 Bill
A woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Fort Pierce Waffle House restaurant. The total she went to jail over: $7.45.
According to a police report, Maryanne O'Neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich at a Waffle House restaurant but refused to pay the bill.
The report said an officer asked her to pay or go to jail and she refused.
A jail official said she was released Monday from the St. Lucie County Jail. She was charged with obtaining food or lodging with intent to defraud, a second degree misdemeanor.
If convicted of a second degree misdemeanor she could face up to 60 days in jail and a fine of $500.
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Man charged with toilet paper assault
A New York man was charged with assault after allegedly hitting his girlfriend in the eye with a roll of toilet paper, prosecutors say.
Richard Bigonzi, 38, allegedly attacked Marit Ekeland, 62, with the toilet paper Sunday in the apartment they share, the New York Post reported Monday.
"She was drunk," Bigonzi told police. "I threw her wine out the window. I'm not saying whether I threw the toilet paper."
Ekeland said Bigonzi is after her money.
"I'm where he gets his money," she said. "I don't have any children. He wants to inherit all my wealth."
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Candy truck tips over, spills onto road
Washington state officials said a truck rolled onto its side on a highway on-ramp Monday in Tacoma, crushing a car and spilling chocolate onto the road.
Washington Department of Transportation officials said the truck tipped over while in the left lane of the northbound Interstate 5 on ramp, crushing a car in the right lane and spilling Ghirardelli chocolate all over the ramp.
Officials said the driver's side of the car was crushed, but the motorist escaped with only minor injuries after moving to the passenger side of the car during the incident.
The department officials said the truck needs to be offloaded before workers can tip it back onto its wheels and tow it from the scene.
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Former care workers masturbation claim
A group of former Nelson support workers has sparked official complaints and investigations after alleging they were ordered to help intellectually impaired people in their care to masturbate.
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Monday, October 20, 2008

Did You Know.......

Hi, My name is Johnny Testa from AskMen.com – a unit of FOX Interactive Media. As the world's largest men's web portal, AskMen.com attracts more than 7 million readers each month. I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know that AskMen.com recently published an article entitled “5 Things You Didn't Know: Drugs” that I think would be of particular interest to your readers. The article takes a look at 5 things you may not have known about drugs, or maybe you have and if so I apologize for sending you this article. However, whether you know these 5 things or not does not matter because the article is a good read anyways. Check it out and let me know what you think.
5 Things You May Not Know: Drugs
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If you were to peel back the layers of society, you'd find a deep, dark culture of illegal drug abuse -- but to most, that ain't news. The fact is that the production, trafficking and sales of illicit drugs is a $400-billion-a-year industry. In fact, the drug industry is second only to the arms trade and is showing no signs of slowing down. Despite the fact that the use of illegal narcotics is so widespread, there are still probably a few facts about them that you didn't know. Case in point: these five things you didn’t know about drugs. To Read All

1- Cannabis was once used to pay taxes
As crazy as it may seem, cannabis once served as legal tender. Cannabis hemp was actually used as currency from 1631 all the way up until the early 1800s. Even more mind-blowing, though, is the fact that both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew cannabis on their plantations.

2- Heroin was once marketed as a cough suppressant
Here’s a fun fact: Bayer, the pharmaceutical giant responsible for Aspirin, once marketed heroin as a non-addictive morphine substitute and cough suppressant.

3- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was written during a six-day cocaine binge
Robert Louis Stevenson, famed author of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, wrote his entire masterpiece in six days and six nights, all whilst on one hell of a cocaine bender.
Even Stevenson's wife, Fanny, was amazed that her husband managed to put 60,000 words on paper in just under one week.

4- The inventor of LSD lived to be 102
Albert Hofmann -- notorious psychedelic drug chemist and inventor of LSD -- passed away in 2008 at the ripe old age of 102. Hofman's now infamous discovery came to fruition on April 16, 1943, when he accidentally absorbed a bit of lysergic acid compound, LSD-25, through his fingertips.

5- Ecstasy started as a pyramid scheme
Back in 1984, a Texas-based evangelist by the name of Michael Clegg believed he had a higher purpose. Steadfast in the notion that the world would be a better place if everyone were on Ecstasy.

Maybe I should have used one


Being a Army Volunteer