Saturday, October 10, 2009

Dumb but is it Funny

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Do you see what I see?

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Newborn baby falls through train toilet onto tracks and lives
A baby delivered in a train lavatory has survived tumbling down through the bottom of the carriage and onto the tracks.
Passengers on the West Bengal Tata-Chapra Express raised the alarm when they saw Rinku Debi Ray, 28; jump from the speeding carriage in what they believed was a suicide attempt.
She went into the lavatory and suddenly gave birth. The baby fell into the lavatory bowl and through the flap onto the tracks under the speeding train, and her mother quickly ran out of the lavatory and jumped from the carriage to find the child.
Her husband, who pulled the emergency cord, and when the train came to a halt just over a mile down the line, Mr. Roy and other passengers began searching for them. "We got off the train and started looking for my wife. After an hour we found Rinku sitting beside the track with the baby in her lap." said Bhola Roy.
His wife and new baby were transferred to Purelia district hospital where both are now recovering from their ordeal, while the railway station manager said the baby's survival was a "miracle".
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Woman strips to avoid arrest
Julia E. Laack, 36, of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct.
The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday afternoon. Police went to her home but she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing. Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn't arrest her because she would be naked.
Laack struggled with the officers as they tried to arrest her, she allegedly kicked one in the groin and spit in the mouth of another.
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Man kills fiancée day before wedding
A Winter Springs, Florida man who thought there was an intruder in his house shot and killed his fiancée the day before they were to be married, police said Friday.
"Right now everything points to a tragic accident," Police Chief Kevin Brunelle told The Associated Press, adding investigators were awaiting forensic results.
John Tabutt, 62, told investigators he got his gun when he thought he heard an intruder, and then fired at a figure in the hallway, according to Brunelle. It was Tabutt's live-in fiancée, 62-year-old Nancy Dinsmore, who family members say he was going to marry Saturday. Tabutt told authorities he thought she was next to him in bed the whole time.

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Woman charged with officer impersonation

A Cherokee County woman who was stopped for speeding has been charged with impersonating a police officer after an unusual collection of police paraphernalia and gun holsters was found in her car. Officials said 22-year-old Nicole Bear of Woodstock was in the Cherokee County Jail Thursday and was also charged with drug possession and giving a false name.
Investigators found items belonging to the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office inside her car. Officers also found a photograph of Bear wearing a Cobb County police uniform.
Bear told them she commuted from Woodstock to Appling, to work for the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office. When contacted, the Columbia County Sheriff’s office said she was never employed with them.
One Cherokee County Sheriff's deputy wrote in his report that Bear appeared to be a police groupie who “traded sex'' to gain entry to the law enforcement world.
While Cherokee County sorts out the information on Bear, the Cobb County Police Department and the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office are conducting internal investigations to determine how she came into possession of some of their property.
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Why you don't eat live snails

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Friday, October 9, 2009

7-foot-long dog could be record holder

Boomer may be a buster: Measuring 3 feet tall at the shoulders and 7 feet long from nose to destructive wagging tail; he might be the world's tallest living dog. Owner Caryn Weber says her 3-year-old Landseer Newfoundland keeps all four paws on the floor when he drinks from the kitchen faucet in her family's eastern North Dakota farm house.
Boomer stares into car windows eye to eye with drivers. A 20-pound bag of dry dog food lasts the 180-pound canine a couple of weeks.
Weber says her furry black and white dog "comes into the house and his tail is so high everything gets knocked around."
Weber plans to send Boomer's measurements to Guinness World Records. The previous record holder was a nearly 4-foot-tall Great Dane that died this summer.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Malaysian couple faces caning over car sex
An Islamic court has ordered an unmarried couple to be caned for trying to have sex in a car in the latest of a series of harsh punishments for Muslims in Malaysia, a lawyer says.
Though Malaysia has long been upheld as an example of a moderate Muslim-majority country, recent verdicts sentencing Muslims to whipping for drinking alcohol have made headlines.
Two months ago, an Islamic judge triggered a national debate when he ordered a woman to be caned for drinking beer.
In the latest case, the Shariah High Court in central Selangor state sentenced the couple on Wednesday to six strokes of the cane after they pleaded guilty to trying to have sex out of wedlock in their car, lawyer Shafezan Rusli said on Friday.
Shafezan said Islamic religious police caught Mohamad Shahrin Abdul Majid, 29, and Nadiah Najat Hussin, 24, with only their undergarments on in a car at an office parking lot in May.
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Man grabs female cops butt while in jail
A 48-year-old man is on trial in Helsingborg in south-western Sweden for having sexually assaulted a police officer following an interrogation for other alleged sex crimes.
“I wanted to commend her for shaking her rear end so nicely,” the man said in court.
The 48-year-old's fondling of the female officer’s backside came after he had been questioned about a number of other sex-related crimes.
The man was being escorted to his detention cell by two female officers, and while the three were waiting for the cell door to open, the 48-year-old suddenly reach out and grabbed a hold of one of the officer’s buttocks.
“He grabbed me with a rather large hand and managed to grab the whole cheek. I felt violated and dirty,” the police woman said in court when describing the incident.
The 48-year-old, then shocked the courtroom further by explaining that he was justified in reaching out to the female officer because she had been giving him long stares and that felt he had sort of gone a date with her during their police car ride to the station and during the interrogation.
He then added that he had no intention of having sex with the officer, but merely wanted to compliment her with a pat on the rump “like you do in Lithuania where the women are quite pleased by such gestures”.
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Buck naked backyard dancer sought
Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.
Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Police say he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police say he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.
Police say they're looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
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Fire Rescue workers prank their own
This is what Hillsborough County fire medic Miguel Ruiz got home to find after one Saturday night in August:
His home toilet papered, and dish-washing powder on his lawn. Clothes taken out of his closet. The television wrapped in paper towels. Unused condoms on the floor, A plastic bag or a roll of bags in the commode, along with short, coarse hairs.
The culprits? His friends and colleagues, six fellow fire medics and one captain, who later admitted the hairs, had come from his own belly.
All seven men faced disciplinary action after Ruiz reported them, saying they went too far.
It all started on the night of Aug. 15. Current and former Station 14 firefighters attended a baby shower at Capt. E.J. Fernandez's home. Ruiz, 26, didn't go.
"Since Miguel did not show up, a group of party attendees went to a nearby convenience store to pick up supplies to 't.p.' the outside of his home," the report begins.
But they didn't stop at toilet paper. Once there, they found an unlocked door and let themselves in.
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Deputies search for lewd dude in Bonita
The woman said she was walking out of a Bonita Springs gas station when a man approached her and said, "F***, you look fine," according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report.
The woman got into her vehicle and began driving on I-75 when the man, driving a silver truck, began trying to get her attention by honking his horn and telling her to put her window down.
The suspect then passed the woman, wrote down the business cell phone number that was displayed on the side of her vehicle, and then called her.
He asked her if she was the blonde in the green truck.
She asked who this was.
'I'm the guy next to you,'" he said.
After they pulled off the interstate, the man told her, "Today is the day I'm going to f*** you," the report said.
Then, according to the woman, the man got up from his seat and began masturbating.
She finally arrived safely at her business. But while she was unloading supplies from her truck, she turned and spotted the man who was still masturbating.
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LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL TODAY

This is a medical student with a medical dummy



Scottish 4-year-olds get SEX EDUCATION
Children as young as four are to be given sex education in school, a city council said today. Primary one pupil’s in Glasgow will learn the names of body parts, including male and female genitalia, and will learn about reproduction.

There is a Will There is a Way

Soldier Working out with Barb Wire
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Use TP Not PT

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