Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

You wildly overstate your case.

You act as if the rules don't apply to you.

You preemptively tell others to fuck off.
This is your idea of holiday cheer.


You really believe it's that simple.

Rather than the 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this.

You have a five year old do your dirty work.

One obnoxious purchase is not enough.



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