Pregnant man in South Africa
A South African man is in trouble after he faked a sick note which said he needed time off work because he was pregnant.
He now blames PMS for his lack of judgment.
Parenting Book
Britney Spears 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. In a related story, Lynne Spears, their mother, had her book on parenting put on hold.
The publisher decided it would be a safer bet to go with Lindsay Lohan’s book on safe driving.
Until further notice
The Midwest is bracing to be hit by its second big winter storm of the season. In a related story, the Chicago Chapter Against Global Warming will postpone its meeting until further notice.
Writer Left
President Bush’s chief speech writer William McGurn is leaving the White House.
Admitting to being President Bush’s speech writer is like saying you are Britney Spears’ image consultant.
Reaper
The new TV show “Reaper” is all about people who sell their souls to the devil.
I liked it better when it was called “The Apprentice.”
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