Sunday, March 2, 2008

Small Bits of News

Free Breast Implants
Cara shows off the breast implants she got from a Web site for free.
For those women whose cups do not runneth over, there is a Web site that promises to pay for a new pair, free of charge.
Women who sign up on MyFreeImplants.com earn the money for their breast augmentation surgery through donations from men who peruse their MySpace-like profiles.

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Man Beats Wife over the High Cost of Gas
A 77-year-old Florida man who was arrested for allegedly beating his wife blamed his lost temper on the high cost of gas involved in driving her to and from her dialysis treatments.
Police responded to an altercation at the couple’s home on Thursday. Officers charged Richard Close with aggravated battery and battery on a person over 65 based on the account of Close's wife, 74, who said Close had beaten her up.
Close, a retired mechanic, said his life had been thrown into turmoil after doctors placed his wife on dialysis over the Christmas holidays, according to the TV station.
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Cannibals Jailed For Eating Dinner Party Friend
A GROUP of cannibals have been locked up after they ate a friend who offered to cook them dinner.
Alexander Stepaniuk, 41, had invited four pals to his house for a meal.
But the teacher ended up on the menu after the two men and two women beat him to death with a hammer.
The cannibals, who had been drinking vodka, cut Mr Stepaniuk's body up before barbecuing the parts.
They were arrested after worried neighbors in Chernovtsi, Ukraine, called police.
Alexander Woytseshko, 34, Dmitri Chuba, 45, Lilia Kisilitsa, 23, and Svetlana Lupan, 26, admitted murder.
The monsters told cops: "We had nothing against him personally - we just wanted to see what human meat tasted like."
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Mother, 2 Children Dead After Shooting, Fire at Texas Home
ALBA, Texas — A mother and two children were killed in a predawn attack at their remote East Texas ranch, which burned to the ground, and three high school students who knew the family will be among those charged with murder, authorities said.
The father was in critical condition with a gunshot wound, Rains County Sheriff David Traylor said at a news conference.
Three high school students, including one juvenile, and an adult were arrested and booked into the Rains County jail. The two males and two females will be charged with three counts each of capital murder, Traylor said.
The family had a teenage daughter, but Traylor did not provide information on her whereabouts. The dead were a 39-year-old woman and two boys, ages 8 and 13, Traylor said.

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