A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"The agent replies, "Just a minute…""Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Judge Judy
Judge to prostitute,’So when did you realize you were raped?’
Prostitute, wiping away tears: ‘When the check bounced.’
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Playing doctor…
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?"
"Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?"
"Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"
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