1st Grade

After leaving the kindergarten the kids were now in first grade.
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Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten.
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So she told them to use grown up words instead of baby words.
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She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.
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The first little one said he went to see his Nana.
The teacher said, "No, no, you went to see your Grandmother. Use the grown up word."
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The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, "No, no, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up word."
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Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He thought about it, puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Shit."