Late Night

Indiana Raid
The other day police in Indiana confiscated over 100 marijuana plants at a Girl Scout camp.
Which explains why last week the Indiana Girl Scouts sold over 2 million boxes of cookies.

Watch List
This week, the Bush Administration added the one millionth name to the U.S. terrorist watch list.
So congratulations to Peggy Watkins of Phoenix, Arizona!

Phone Survey
Research shows that one in seven Americans do not own a cell phone.
Those are the people who are actually driving in their own lane.

Wachovia Loss
Wachovia Bank says it lost $9 billion in the second quarter of this year.
But they’re retracing their steps and expect it will turn up sooner or later.

Magic Wand
In his press conference about the economy, President Bush said, "I don’t have a magic wand."
The last President allegedly had a magic wand. You saw how much trouble he got into.

Publicity
You can tell John McCain is starting to get a little desperate to get publicity.
Have you heard McCain’s new campaign slogan: "Hey, guys, I’m over here!"

Deaddog