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Woman Awakens From Surgery to Find Panty-Line Tattoo
A New Jersey woman has sued her orthopedic surgeon after awakening from surgery to find a temporary tattoo below her panty line.
Her attorney, Gregg A. Shivers, said that "She was extremely emotionally upset by it."
Her surgeon, Steven Kirshner, does not deny he placed a tattoo on Mateo. His lawyer, Robert Agre, said that the doctor has left washable marks on patients before to improve their spirits as they heal.
"What's offensive about this complaint is that it suggests something he did was intended to be prurient, and nothing could be further from the truth," Agre told the paper. "It was intended just to make the patient feel better." Mateo is seeking punitive and compensatory damages.
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S&M Barbie
Barbie's new S&M look has whipped up a storm – with protesters dubbing it "filth".
The doll’s image is transformed with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.
Makers Mattel say Black Canary Barbie, out in September, is based on a DC comic superhero of the same name.
But religious group Christian Voice said: "Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth."
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Video captures pizza employee's dad robbing store
After a pizza restaurant employee fought off a robber, his disguise fell off to reveal something shocking; he was an employee's father.
The daughter of the man who attempted to rob the Denton Pizza Patron while she was on duty said she didn't know of her father's plans.
"Rudy hit him and the wig fell off and the glasses flew away and that's when I knew it was my dad," said Stephanie Martinez, Benjamin Ramirez's daughter.
Police said the gun was a toy gun.
Martinez's husband bonded out of jail. She said she believes both he and her mother did not know anything about the robbery.
While the owner told Martinez to take some time off, she said she will not be returning because she is too embarrassed.
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Man dressed as penis must apologize
19-year-old man must make an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs for dressing as an inflatable 6-foot penis and then parading across SPAC's stage at the high school's graduation last month.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates must also pay to have the letter published in the Saratogian newspaper as part of a City Court sentence that calls for him to pay $95 in court fees and perform 24 hours of community service. Morett had previously pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, a violation.
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