Need to Laugh

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
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The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.
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At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth.
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One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
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The other is getting 'oral pleasure' from an 85 year old toothless woman.
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They are both thinking the exact same thing.
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What are they both thinking?
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Don't look down...
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Don't look down...
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Don't look down...
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Thanks Richard