Some of the Worst Jobs in the World

We all think our jobs are bad, but what are the worst jobs in the world?
Everyone complains about their job regularly, except for those of us who are lucky enough to get a job in a field that is our passion. Most people complain about their workload, their job, their dull office, but what are the worst jobs in the world?
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Barnyard Masturbator
Your job is to collect animal sperm from all the barnyard animals. Depending on your budget, you could receive anything from an electric probe to a simple tea towel to cover your hands. It's your job to get the sperm using that equipment. Sometimes you'll even have to wrestle a bull's penis into the collection bag.
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Janitor
While the job title janitor mightn't sound too bad, that's not the type of janitor I'm talking about. I'm talking about a specific type of janitor, the janitor at a pornographic theater. That's right, the one who has to clean everything up after everyone else has had their fun. I doubt anyone would consider the paycheck those guys get as sufficient.
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Bomb Expert
This might sound like a terribly job on the surface, but consider what it really means. While most people want to go about living their ordinary lives, avoiding bombs wherever possible, your job is to find those bombs and disarm them. That's right, you go looking for places that you have a high likelihood of dying in.
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Embalmer
You spend your whole living life around dead people. Not exactly the best company one could imagine. That's not all though. You have to work long hours, alone in a deserted room (apart from your dead buddies). Then add onto that the fact that you have to remove people's guts, wash their dead bodies and deal with the occasional kick as a result of rigor mortis, and you'll find that you've got one tough job.
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Lab Technician
Not the good kind of lab technician, most definitely the bad kind. The kind that spends all day looking at urine and stool samples which isn't exactly enjoyable. Add onto that that the pay is generally not great, and you also have to handle what you're examining.

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You'll find that you could probably find a better job if you really tried.

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