The Type of Girls You Will Meet at a State University

1. The Bookworm
Getting into an Ivy League grad school is either do or die for this chick. She spends 99.99% of her time studying. She refuses to accept the fact that her life will probably suck.
What the future holds: Suburban stepford wife all the way!
2. The Trailer Park Trash Chick
God knows how the TPT chick got accepted into the school. She is a skank. She fucks anything that moves. She skips all her classes. She has a MySpace profile.
What the future holds: She will drop out of college and become a prostitute. Hoe fo Sho!
3. The Valley Girl
Oh my gawd - like this chick is like totally dumb. She has no vocabulary. When her mouth opens, she is either giving a blowjob or saying something very annoying.
What the future holds: Secretary making $24k a year.
4. The Goth
She hates everyone. She is probably overwright. She wants to stand out. She hangs out with other goths. What the future holds: I have no fucking idea.
5. The Lesbian
She hides her sexuality. She kisses chicks at parties but plays it off. She is usually manly-looking. What the future holds: Lesbian bars and gay parades!
6. The Model
Thinks she is the hottest chick on campus. Tries to look classy. Ends up looking slutty.
What the future holds: Crack addict / pornstar
7. The Fat Chick
Her hot friends only hang out with her to make themselves look better.
What the future holds: A job in fastfood!
8. The Baby Mama
Was stupid enough to get pregnant in college. Now complains to everyone about how hard her life is. What the future holds: Welfare
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