Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Men don’t call your mistress a prostitute
A angered mistress killed her lover – by chopping off his testicles and letting him bleed to death.
Girlfriend Eugenia Leshcheva flew into a rage and sliced off 73-year-old Anatoly Bukolov's privates when she claimed he called her a prostitute.
Cheating Anatoly had invited Eugenia, 46, to his home in Voronezh, Russia, for a quickie while his wife was at work.
But the pair rowed when Anatoly suspected she was seeing someone else.
Blonde Eugenia said: "He called me a prostitute."
"And that made me really, really angry."

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Indian man avoids washing for 35 years
An Indian man who fathered seven daughters has not washed for 35 years in an apparent attempt to ensure his next child is a boy, newspapers reported.
Kailash "Kalau" Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a "fire bath" every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva.
"It's just like using water to take a bath," Kalau was reported as saying. "A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body."
Kalau's hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.
The grocery store that he used to own closed when customers stopped shopping there due to his "unhealthy personality" and he now tills fields near Varanasi airport.
But his neighbors in the village of Chatav said there was another reason for Kalau's washing boycott.
"A seer once told Kalau that if he does not take a bath, he would be blessed with a male child," a man called Madhusudan told the paper.
Most Indians prefer sons, who are typically regarded as breadwinners, while girls are seen as a burden because of the matrimonial dowry demanded by a groom's family and the fact that their earnings go to their husband's family.
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Girl uses gun to force sister to play
Police in Martinsburg, W.Va. said an 11-year-old girl threatened her 7-year-old sister with a gun to force the younger child to play with her on Monday at her grandmother's residence. Police said the girl also pointed the .38-caliber pistol at her grandmother. The child surrendered the gun after the grandmother made several demands for it.
The weapon wasn't loaded but police believe the girl didn't know that.
Police said the two girls argued and the 11-year-old then retrieved the gun from her grandmother's bedroom.
She was being held at a juvenile detention center on charges of brandishing a weapon and domestic assault.
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Hungry suspect caught in Taco Bell parking lot
Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.
Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.
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Man kills wife with chainsaw
Investigators in Otsego, Michigan says Deb Daniels was likely trying to help her husband roll a log out of the way when the chainsaw he was using accidentally cut her neck.
"Autopsy results and the husband's story are consistent," says Allegan County Sheriff's Lt. Frank Baker.
Baker says Jerry Daniels was cutting a log at the couple's Otsego home, 765 Woodlea Drive in Otsego, Sunday afternoon when his wife came up behind him.
Lt. Baker says Jerry would not have heard his wife, who likely kneeled down to help him roll the cut log away.
When he pulled the saw from the log it came back and caught Deb in the neck, according to Baker.
"I heard a cry for help, so I came outside and at that time I saw what was going on, and I rendered as much aid as I possibly could," said David Labonte, a neighbor and deputy for the Allegan County Sheriff's Department. "I'm glad that based on my position that I was the one that was the first to respond."
But nothing could help the 39-year-old woman. She bled to death at the scene.
Investigators have ruled the incident as accidental.
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1 comment:

Tattoo Jim said...

Tell the Indian dude to take a bath, then close his eyes and think about a little boy when he's getting ugly. Anybody can have a little girl... you've got the pattern right in front of you!