Friday, July 4, 2008

Another Father of the Year



Anonymous said...
The girl may shoot someone because she think the gun is a toy.
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CELESTEJOHNSON said...
I beg to differ. Looks like he is teaching her about gun safety. Why do you think there are so many problems with guns? It isn't because parents teach them gun safety, it is because parents make guns such a taboo subject, they get overly curious.
My two cents...

Math can be fun to do

This is amazing SEX math!
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

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It only takes about a minute…….Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
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First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex ………(more than once but less than 10)
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Multiply this number by 2
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Add 5
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Multiply it by 50
I’ll wait while you get the calculator………
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If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758….
If you haven’t, add 1757….
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Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
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The next two numbers are your age.
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IMPRESSIVE ISN’T IT?

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Anonymous said... Its said I'm 30, I'm 21.

The Man said... Recheck your Math it does Work

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Teen going to jail for blowing pot into puppy's face
Marijuana fumes made stolen $1,500 Pomeranian pass out
A judge has ordered a 60-day jail sentence for an Illinois 19-year-old accused of stealing a $1,500 Pomeranian puppy and blowing marijuana smoke into its face until it passed out.
In sentencing Emanuel Lopez on Wednesday, DuPage County Judge John Kinsella said only the bottom rung of humanity abuses animals for their amusement.
Lopez pleaded guilty in May to stealing the puppy on March 21 from a Petland store in Naperville. The dog was returned to the store three days later and has since been adopted.
Kinsella also placed Lopez on 30 months' probation and said he will be subjected to frequent drug testing.
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Job hotline was sex line
Looking for work in all the wrong places?
That's what happened to job seekers who dialed a phone number listed on the state's Family Health Administration's Web site - which actually was a phone number for women looking for sex.
The number for the Maryland Job Service Hotline was listed incorrectly on the state Web site, as well as in the Verizon Yellow Pages and other Web sites. State officials say they are aware of the problem and are working to correct it.
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Man arrested after calling cops on stolen cell phone
A Duluth man is under arrest after he called police on a cell phone from a purse he had just allegedly snatched. Police arrested the 29-year-old man on Wednesday.
They said he approached a woman at a pool hall shortly after midnight and asked for a cigarette, then grabbed the purse as she was opening it and ran off.
Less than 90 minutes later, the suspect called police on the woman's cell phone to say he had been jumped. Police Sgt. Don Boso said it appeared to the arresting officer that the man had not been jumped but rather was intoxicated and wanted a ride home.
The woman identified the suspect as the person who stole her purse.
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Dad Admits to Locking His Daughters in Cage
A suburban Chicago man admitted he locked his two little girls in a wire cage hidden in the back of his pickup truck, police said.
Ricardo Gonzalez of Midlothian was arrested Monday after a woman at a gas station in Posen heard a crying child and spotted him pushing small hands back into a cage, police said.
"She didn't think this was right and notified police right away," Posen Deputy Police Chief Vickie Paggi told the Chicago Tribune.
Gonzalez was taken into custody before leaving the gas station.
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Thou Shall Not Swear
A clamping company has introduced a £100 "swear charge" on victims who vent their fury at attendants.
Bulldog Services, which patrols the car park of retailer Comet in Bath, Somerset is levying the "abusive behavior" fee on top of its £125 release cost.
The RAC Foundation said the firm was taking advantage of the "difficult and tense" situation to make a profit - but added there was nothing in law to stop the practice.
One couple, who did not wish to be named, said they were ordered to pay the fine when the husband swore once at discovering the wheel clamp.
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There’s Gold In Them Hills
Vast reserves of gold discovered in Irish hills
Not many people have heard of the village of Clontibret, tucked away amid the rolling hills of Ireland's County Monaghan.
But for the village population of just over 300, that is all about to change.
Yesterday a mining company announced that Clontibret is to become Ireland's Klondyke after a major gold find in the area that could be the largest anywhere in the British Isles.
Conroy Diamonds and Gold issued a formal announcement to the London Stock Exchange that an area just outside the village has more than 1million ounces of gold.
With precious metal prices soaring in these times of global economic instability, the exploration company estimated that the gold deposits could be worth up to £450m.
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Boy steals police car, patrols, returns it
In an impressive display of missing the point, a 13-year-old with an interest in law enforcement stole a police cruiser and took it out to do some patrolling, according to authorities. Then he did it again.
The incidents happened in Dillon, a small South Carolina town near the North Carolina border.
The boy's mother saw him bring the car home both times but didn't see anything wrong with the joyrides, Police Sgt. Jason Turner said.
The boy, who was charged with larceny and second-degree burglary, was not identified because of his age. He remained in Department of Juvenile Justice custody Wednesday.
His mother, Patricia Gillespie, was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She was released on $5,000 bond.
Turner said residents called police on Sunday to say they'd seen the boy driving a police car. He said the boy also took the cruiser the previous Sunday and drove it around before returning it to the station. In a true 'that's some fine police work there, Lou' moment, none of the officers noticed it was missing.
The boy apparently watched someone enter a code to get into the department, then used it to get in and take the keys to the cruiser.
So he gained access to the station, stole a patrol car, patrolled a bit and returned it, all without the police noticing - twice. The only reason he was caught was because a neighbor reported him.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

High Speed Skateboarder Slams Into Metal Pole


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Mad Izatie said...
OUCH! It hurts my hoohoo just watching that.

24 Karat Automobile Sculptures



Kid Attempts To Jump Over A Hole...

...but ends up coming up short slamming his face into the dirt.

Should I Tell Her

"NOT"

Buns and Guns restaurant in Beirut

A fast-food restaurant in war-torn Beirut finds an explosive way to attract customers.
"Buns and Guns", a new fast food restaurant, operates with the motto "a sandwich can kill you" and serves customers a variety of sandwiches named after weapons and explosive materials.
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Zimbabwe, where baked beans cost $30 billion

Zimbabwe's dollar, ravaged by hyperinflation, does not even come in the form of a proper bank note.
Instead most bills are 'bearer cheques', marked with an expiry date, but will become worthless long before it is reached.
More recently the reserve bank, which is issuing bills in ever-larger denominations, moved on to 'special agro-cheques', leading to comments about how much 'aggro' people have to deal with.
All three agro-cheques – they come in a brown Z$50 billion denomination, the green Z$25 billion, and the pink Z$5 billion - have a picture of a grain silo on one side. The sad irony is that the national treasury is as empty as the country's grain silos.
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On the rare occasions when products are available, the prices are astronomic.
At the TM supermarket in Borrowdale, in Harare's western suburbs, many shelves were bare yesterday. But a kilo of mince cost Z$490 billion, a kilo of sausage Z$170 billion, and a tin of baked beans Z$30 billion.
Despite Zimbabwe's desperate shortage of food, heavy import duties have been slapped onto edible products, and a liter of imported orange juice cost an eye-watering Z$303 billion.
Some prices have trebled from a week ago, when lavatory paper worked out at just under Z$22 million for a single sheet of two-ply. There was none in the supermarket yesterday, but by now there is probably an alternative use for the Z$50 million dollar note.
At one Harare restaurant dinner was Z$875 billion per person, and the house wine a little short of half a trillion dollars a bottle.
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Mad Izatie said...
I am greatful for the packet of 70cent noodles I had for dinner,
and that I am able to feed my cat with his $2.30 can of food.
After reading this, I'm going to try not to waste food...

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Woman Accused of Trading Sex for Gasoline
Police in northern Kentucky arrested a woman who officers say traded sex for gasoline.
Police in Fort Wright set up a prostitution sting and said one of the suspects they arrested engaged in sex for a $100 gasoline card and other gifts.
Angela Eversole, 34, of Fort Wright is charged with prostitution and doing business without an occupational license. She pleaded not guilty at a Tuesday arraignment.
Police also arrested a man they said paid Eversole. He is 50-year-old Kenneth Nowak of Avon, Indiana.
Kenton County prosecutor Ken Easterling said it's sad when people are selling their bodies for gas.
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Man sells stolen items near home that was robbed
Police say an Ocala man was selling stolen property at a yard sale in the same neighborhood as the home he robbed. Fred and Betty McAteers, who live in Ocklawaha, arrived at a home they own in Ocala on Monday to find that it had been burglarized.
They returned Tuesday and walked around the neighborhood to see if anyone knew anything about the theft. During their walk, they saw their dresser sitting on the front lawn of an apartment building. They called the police, who charged a 22-year-old man with residential burglary and dealing in stolen property.
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Runway tractor carrying potatoes mashes car
A farmer in Germany has learned a harsh lesson about the dangers of smoking. While he ducked into a convenience store to buy cigarettes, his parked tractor and its load of 25 tons of potatoes went rolling down a hill - and over a parked car.
Police say the emergency brake came loose while the farmer was in the store, and the tractor and its two trailers barreled 30 yards downhill before slamming into the parked car and crushing it against a wall.
Police in the western German village of Viersen said that the car was a "total loss." The tractor and trailers, however, emerged unscathed.
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Arkansas thieves take bank ATM - but not its cash
Thieves in northwest Arkansas made a huge withdrawal at a bank - they took a whole automated teller machine with them.Bella Vista police said the thieves early Monday used a stolen front-end loader to tear the 3,200-pound ATM from its bolts at a Pulaski Bank branch.
After examining several surveillance photos, police determined that at least two men used a heavy chain attached to a Caterpillar loader to pull the ATM loose, then placed it in the bed of a stolen Dodge pickup truck.
Two hours after the theft, sheriff's deputies said they found the truck and ATM. Police said all the machine's money remained inside - the thieves weren't able to open it. "No cash was taken."
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Woman Is Powerless to Fight Fake 'Prostitute' Facebook Profile
A British woman who was listed as a prostitute on a fake Facebook profile that stole her identity says her life has been ruined.
Kerry Harvey, 23, said that she received obscene pictures on her cell phone and prank calls from hackers who forged a profile on the social networking site Facebook featuring Harvey’s correct date of birth, middle name and cell phone number. Her occupation, however, listed on the fake profile as "prostitute," was not correct.
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Man shocked at finding chicken head inside frozen food bag
Peter Stanton bought a bag of Asda frozen ribs and chicken wings for his daughter’s birthday barbecue and found a chicken’s head inside. Salesman Peter, 39, was about to grill the defrosted wings at the bash for nine-year-old Georgia when he glimpsed a beak.
He took the head back to his local Asda in Rawtenstall. Store chiefs gave him £50 of beer and wine to compensate and promised to investigate. PICTURES
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Man Sentenced to 4,060 Years for Sexual Assault of Teen Girls
A man was sentenced to more than 4,000 years in prison Wednesday for sexually assaulting three teenage girls over two years.
A day after finding James Kevin Pope guilty, jurors sentenced him to 40 life prison terms — one for each sex assault conviction — and 20 years for each of the three sexual performance of a child convictions.
At the request of prosecutors, state District Judge Graham Quisenberry ordered Pope to serve the sentences consecutively, adding up to 4,060 years. He will be eligible for parole in the year 3209, according to the Parker County District Attorney's Office.