Friday, October 24, 2008

Police pulls over topless truck

Traffic police in China pulled over a man who was driving the chassis down a motorway.
The chassis had no driver's cab, bodywork or even lights - and to make matters worse it was carrying another chassis on top of the first.
The driver, whose name was not revealed, was arrested and fined for driving a dangerous vehicle,
Police also seized the vehicle following the incident which happened on a stretch of motorway near Nanping.
A police spokesman said: "It had been driven all the way from Jiangxi province."

360 Degree Swing....Can it be done....

Sitting Bare Ass On A Bucket Full Of Firecrackers - NSFW

Prank TV Show - NSFW

Politician Chair Breaks During Interview - YWLYAO

"What an Idiot", you can hear the chair breaking.
But how do we get to see these funny situations with out them.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Absent minded store owner sells diesel for 59 cents
Diesel fuel was on heavy discount at a rural Wisconsin convenience store - just 59 cents a gallon.
That is, until the owner discovered he had left off the other $3 while changing the price in his computer.
Mohinder Singh estimates 50 to 75 customers took advantage of the mistake at his Lyons Shell Plaza last weekend, costing him more than $4,000.
He says he changed the price about noon Saturday, and it stayed at 59 cents until he arrived at 7 a.m. Sunday and saw a warning light indicating the diesel tank had only 200 gallons left.
Eighteen-year-old Jordan Koster knew something was wrong when he filled his pickup's 30-gallon tank for only $10. He told his father, and his father advised him to make things right.
The teen stopped Monday and paid the full amount.
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Sniffer dogs in teenage bedrooms
Retired sniffer dogs that have spent years on police patrol are now working in the private sector in the US - sniffing out teenagers' bedrooms.
Parents can rent a dog and handler for $200 (£125) an hour from Sniff Dogs, a firm operating in New Jersey and Ohio.
The dogs are highly trained and can detect illegal drugs.
The company says the animals can smell marijuana from up to 15 feet away (5m) and residue on clothing from drugs smoked two days earlier.
The dogs will sit when they detect the drugs but they leave the final inspection to the parents.
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'Fart gas' link to blood pressure
Hydrogen sulphide is behind the smell of rotten eggs
The gas best known for being used in many stink bombs may also control blood pressure, say US researchers.
Small amounts of hydrogen sulphide - a toxic gas generated by bacteria living in the human gut - are responsible for the foul odor of flatulence.
But it seems the gas is also produced by an enzyme in blood vessels where it relaxes them and lowers blood pressure.
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5000 prospective jurors for terror trial
Five thousand people have been summonsed as prospective jurors to hear the upcoming Sydney trial of six men on terrorist-related charges.
The empaneling process will begin on Monday in the NSW Supreme Court at Parramatta, in Sydney's west, before Justice Anthony Whealy. It is expected the 5000 prospective jurors will be dealt with in groups of 1000.
The process is expected to take about five days and will result in 15 jurors being empanelled. The six men have all pleaded not guilty to conspiring to do acts in preparation for a terrorist act or acts. The accused men are Bradley Umar Sariff Baladjam, 31, Khaled Cheikho, 35, Moustafa Cheikho, 31, Mohamed Ali Elomar, 43, Abdul Rakib Hasan, 39, and Mohammed Omar Jamal, 24.
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Woman caught with bananas in undies
Customs Officers at Sydney Airport stopped the 56-year-old from the Czech Republic when she arrived from Samoa on Wednesday.
Suspecting she was concealing something on her body, a female officer frisked her and found she was concealing three banana plants in her underpants.
Quarantine officers seized the plants, which Customs say are a threat to Australia's banana industry because they can carry black sigatoka disease, fusarium wilt, or moko disease.
The woman was likely to be issued a court attendance notice when investigations were completed, a Customs spokesman said today.
Penalties for breaching quarantine laws can result in fines of more than $66,000 or 10 years' jail.
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Woman arrested for killing virtual husband
A Japanese piano teacher has been arrested for the murder of her virtual husband after an abrupt but messy online divorce.
The 43-year-old from Kyushu province in southern Japan faces a maximum sentence of five years in jail if she is found guilty of killing off her digital partner.
If convicted she could be jailed or fined up to £3,100.
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Pizza Delivery Man Shoots Would-Be Robbers
A pizza delivery man who was taking an order to a house in East Texas pulled out a gun and opened fire on two would-be robbers, police said.
One of the alleged robbers was hospitalized after getting shot in the back, Lufkin police said. The Papa John's pizza delivery man, who's licensed to carry a handgun, wasn't hurt.
The shooting was Tuesday night, after the delivery man walked up to a house and rang a doorbell, Lufkin police said. It turned out the house was vacant and two armed men approached him from the side of the house. The delivery man drew a .22 caliber Derringer and fired two shots, and the assailants ran away, police said.
It appears unlikely the delivery man will face any charges since he "was defending himself at the time of the shooting," Lufkin Police Lt. David Young said.
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Inmates chew on hallucinogenic plants and take a trip -- to hospital
Inmates Sick After Eating Wild Flower for 'Recreational High'
Five Manatee County Florida Jail inmates were hospitalized after ingesting a poisonous flower that can cause a "recreational high," authorities said.
The low-security inmates were clearing overgrowth in Palmetto Wednesday afternoon when they ate a plant called angel's trumpet, officials said. The plant can cause elevated blood pressure, increased heart rate, agitation and violent behavior. In some cases, people who ingest the plant can slip into a coma or die.
The inmates were taken to nearby hospitals, and their conditions ranged from mild to serious.
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2 charged with disaster relief fraud
The U.S. Attorney’s Office has charged two people from Cedar Rapids with disaster relief fraud in separate indictments.

Jermaine Graham and Kelley Brutsman face charges that they falsely told FEMA they lived in a flood disaster area in June 2008 in order to claim benefits.
Each faces up to 30 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. The U.S. Attorney’s Office says their claims were unrelated.
Graham and Brutsman are scheduled to appear in federal court on Oct. 31, which is also the deadline for Iowans to file for FEMA flood relief money.
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30 years and $250,000 fine for what a few thousand dollars
Didn't they know the government doesn't like anyone taking money from them.
It's the government that takes the money from you.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Funny Cats

Swedish hockey fans delay match with dildo downpour

Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis. The taunts were directed at Jan Huokko, a stocky defenceman with the Leksand hockey club in Sweden’s second-tier professional hockey league, and a former player with AIK.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

A woman shoplifter, brandish a used female sanitary napkin
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a "well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin" Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.
Ermith Emonfils, of the 400 block of North 14th Street, was stopped after allegedly walking out of a Walgreen's on Orange Avenue without paying for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne. Emonfils also had a bottle of bright green Sinful Colors nail polish and a package of "extra long" black fake eyelashes.
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That's certainly well beyond "gross".
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That's just bloody disgusting!
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WTF? They should have used the taser...
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Kids Found Living Among Rattlesnakes in Filthy New Mexico Home
Two Deming residents were arrested on child abuse charges after Luna County Sheriff's investigators found four children living in an unkempt home where rattlesnakes were caged in chicken wire.
Frederick Probst, 31, and Heather Billy, 22, each face four counts of child abuse, a third-degree felony. The children — ages 7, 3, 1 year and 6 months — were taken into custody by state social workers.
Deputies responded Friday to a report of a 3-year-old boy walking and running barefoot.
They discovered the children at a home that had a non-working toilet, dirty dishes piled in a sink, no running water and a child in soiled diapers. The home had animal and human feces inside and other evidence of poor child care.
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That's just wrong to treat kids that way the two adults must been on drugs or drunks.
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Naked man screams about Satan, runs from police
A naked man acting erratically and yelling about Satan shocked some people early Wednesday and gave chase to several Iowa City Police officers.
Sgt. Troy Kelsay said it took seven patrol officers to subdue an 18-year-old man who was witnessed by at least six people running around naked on the 800 block of Iowa Avenue. Kelsay declined to identify the man.
The first report of man came to officers at 5:55 a.m. Wednesday. The caller said a man was in the median of Iowa Avenue screaming obscenities. Kelsay said that caller gave a clothing description for the man. However, subsequent calls and in-person reports to the police station indicated the man shed his clothes.
Among the multiple witnesses was a woman who said he yelled at her as she walked down Iowa Avenue. Another caller said the man was lying down in the median of the street. Kelsay said the man was showing "very erratic, bizarre behavior."
"He was screaming about heaven, screaming about hell, screaming about Satan," Kelsay said.
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Bust nets 95 lbs. of pot
A routine traffic stop in Coralville became a bit more complicated when police officers allegedly found more than 80 pounds of marijuana in the cargo area of the van.
George Randall Ranshaw, 57, of 2128 S. Riverside Drive No. 94 in Iowa City, was arrested for possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and an Iowa drug stamp violation, according to a statement from police.
After police executed a search warrant, they found another 15 pounds of marijuana at Ranshaw's home.
According to police, Ranshaw was stopped by a police officer at 2 a.m. for speeding on First Avenue north of Holiday Road.
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This guy wasn't very smart when you're breaking the law first thing is not draw attention to yourself.
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Robbery Suspect Identified By Severed Thumb
Police say a man suspected in an armed robbery at an alleged brothel in Washington, D.C. left a key piece of evidence at the scene — his thumb.
Police say 22-year-old Bryan Perez and an accomplice made off with hundreds of dollars in cash in the Oct. 11 raid. According to charging documents, one of the victims took control of Perez's silver machete and hacked off his right thumb.
About two hours after the robbery, a nine-fingered Perez went to an emergency room. Police caught up with him and brought the severed thumb to the hospital.
According to an arrest affidavit, a doctor told police the thumb "fits like a puzzle piece." Perez was transferred to a Baltimore hospital to have it reattached.
On Tuesday, a judge ordered the Hyattsville, Md., man held without bond.
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LOL

Widow
To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according to the index card, had died two years ago.
After knocking at the door, he was greeted by a young lady with a baby in her arms.
He said, "I’m sorry, I must have the wrong address, I was looking for the widow Smith."
"You’ve found her, Father," smiled the lady.
"Well, according to the card here, it says your husband died over two years ago." he said glancing at the baby in her arms.
"That’s correct, Father, he surely did. But I didn’t."
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Calling in Work Sick
A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm fucking her."
The boss says, "You fuck your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."