Friday, October 9, 2009

7-foot-long dog could be record holder

Boomer may be a buster: Measuring 3 feet tall at the shoulders and 7 feet long from nose to destructive wagging tail; he might be the world's tallest living dog. Owner Caryn Weber says her 3-year-old Landseer Newfoundland keeps all four paws on the floor when he drinks from the kitchen faucet in her family's eastern North Dakota farm house.
Boomer stares into car windows eye to eye with drivers. A 20-pound bag of dry dog food lasts the 180-pound canine a couple of weeks.
Weber says her furry black and white dog "comes into the house and his tail is so high everything gets knocked around."
Weber plans to send Boomer's measurements to Guinness World Records. The previous record holder was a nearly 4-foot-tall Great Dane that died this summer.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Malaysian couple faces caning over car sex
An Islamic court has ordered an unmarried couple to be caned for trying to have sex in a car in the latest of a series of harsh punishments for Muslims in Malaysia, a lawyer says.
Though Malaysia has long been upheld as an example of a moderate Muslim-majority country, recent verdicts sentencing Muslims to whipping for drinking alcohol have made headlines.
Two months ago, an Islamic judge triggered a national debate when he ordered a woman to be caned for drinking beer.
In the latest case, the Shariah High Court in central Selangor state sentenced the couple on Wednesday to six strokes of the cane after they pleaded guilty to trying to have sex out of wedlock in their car, lawyer Shafezan Rusli said on Friday.
Shafezan said Islamic religious police caught Mohamad Shahrin Abdul Majid, 29, and Nadiah Najat Hussin, 24, with only their undergarments on in a car at an office parking lot in May.
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Man grabs female cops butt while in jail
A 48-year-old man is on trial in Helsingborg in south-western Sweden for having sexually assaulted a police officer following an interrogation for other alleged sex crimes.
“I wanted to commend her for shaking her rear end so nicely,” the man said in court.
The 48-year-old's fondling of the female officer’s backside came after he had been questioned about a number of other sex-related crimes.
The man was being escorted to his detention cell by two female officers, and while the three were waiting for the cell door to open, the 48-year-old suddenly reach out and grabbed a hold of one of the officer’s buttocks.
“He grabbed me with a rather large hand and managed to grab the whole cheek. I felt violated and dirty,” the police woman said in court when describing the incident.
The 48-year-old, then shocked the courtroom further by explaining that he was justified in reaching out to the female officer because she had been giving him long stares and that felt he had sort of gone a date with her during their police car ride to the station and during the interrogation.
He then added that he had no intention of having sex with the officer, but merely wanted to compliment her with a pat on the rump “like you do in Lithuania where the women are quite pleased by such gestures”.
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Buck naked backyard dancer sought
Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.
Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Police say he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police say he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.
Police say they're looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
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Fire Rescue workers prank their own
This is what Hillsborough County fire medic Miguel Ruiz got home to find after one Saturday night in August:
His home toilet papered, and dish-washing powder on his lawn. Clothes taken out of his closet. The television wrapped in paper towels. Unused condoms on the floor, A plastic bag or a roll of bags in the commode, along with short, coarse hairs.
The culprits? His friends and colleagues, six fellow fire medics and one captain, who later admitted the hairs, had come from his own belly.
All seven men faced disciplinary action after Ruiz reported them, saying they went too far.
It all started on the night of Aug. 15. Current and former Station 14 firefighters attended a baby shower at Capt. E.J. Fernandez's home. Ruiz, 26, didn't go.
"Since Miguel did not show up, a group of party attendees went to a nearby convenience store to pick up supplies to 't.p.' the outside of his home," the report begins.
But they didn't stop at toilet paper. Once there, they found an unlocked door and let themselves in.
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Deputies search for lewd dude in Bonita
The woman said she was walking out of a Bonita Springs gas station when a man approached her and said, "F***, you look fine," according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report.
The woman got into her vehicle and began driving on I-75 when the man, driving a silver truck, began trying to get her attention by honking his horn and telling her to put her window down.
The suspect then passed the woman, wrote down the business cell phone number that was displayed on the side of her vehicle, and then called her.
He asked her if she was the blonde in the green truck.
She asked who this was.
'I'm the guy next to you,'" he said.
After they pulled off the interstate, the man told her, "Today is the day I'm going to f*** you," the report said.
Then, according to the woman, the man got up from his seat and began masturbating.
She finally arrived safely at her business. But while she was unloading supplies from her truck, she turned and spotted the man who was still masturbating.
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LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL TODAY

This is a medical student with a medical dummy



Scottish 4-year-olds get SEX EDUCATION
Children as young as four are to be given sex education in school, a city council said today. Primary one pupil’s in Glasgow will learn the names of body parts, including male and female genitalia, and will learn about reproduction.

There is a Will There is a Way

Soldier Working out with Barb Wire
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Use TP Not PT

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

NSFW - Food

SMELLS LIKE FISH
TASTES LIKE STEAK
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Bacon-Addicted Obese Skunk Put on Diet

An obese skunk has been put on a strict diet to help wean him off his addiction to bacon sandwiches.
The mammal, named Mr. Bumble, was given to the RSPCA by his previous owners when he became too much of a handful.
He now lives at Tropiquaria Animal Park near Watchet, Somerset where he is being put through a dietary regime involving long walks, vegetables and fruit.
Mr. Bumble weighed one stone when he arrived at the center, around double his ideal weight.
Park owner Chris Noisier told the BBC: "We're now working on dieting him down to what he should be and clearly bacon are not a normal part of a skunk's diet in the wild."
We're putting him on the vegetarian option at the moment. It's very much like a human weight watching issue.
"He is getting to meet lots of new people so there's lots going on in his life and I suspect it's making up for the lack of his old favorite food."
A skunk's natural diet in the wild features carrion, insects, mice and a range of greenery.
Native to North America, the creatures have become popular as house pets in the UK. But increasingly they are being found abandoned after a law was passed preventing the removal of their scent glands.
Vets' examinations have been unable to determine whether this happened to Mr. Bumble.
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How It's Made - BACON
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Cupcake Car


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Neiman Marcus always has some over-the-top offerings for Christmas -after all, that’s the only reason some folks look at the catalog. This year, how about a cupcake car for only $25,000? Designed by artist Lisa Pongrace, the cupcake runs on electricity and has a top speed of seven miles per hour. Your purchase will be decorated in your favorite flavors
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man gets five years and 1,000 lashes for sex boasting
A Saudi man was jailed for five years and sentenced to 1,000 lashes today for bragging about his sex life on television.
Talking about sex publicly is forbidden in the ultra-conservative country but Mazen Abdul-Jawad's lawyer said he will appeal.
The program, "Bold Red Line," begins with Abdul-Jawad, dubbed a "sex braggart" and "Casanova" by the media, describing the first time he had sex at 14. He then leads viewers into his bedroom, dominated by red accessories, and then shows off sex toys.
He is later joined by three male friends for a discussion on what turns them on.
His lawyer maintains he was referring to other people's sexual experiences and the toys were provided by the TV station.
The other three men on the show were also convicted of discussing sex publicly and sentenced to two years imprisonment and 300 lashes each.
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Woman Finds Bank Account Hacked, With $27k Extra
In a strange twist on a now familiar story, an English woman last May found that her bank account had been accessed by criminals and that the money therein had increased. Amanda Fothergill, 40, of Darlington, received a phone call from a stranger who claimed to have deposited a substantial amount of money in her account. Shocked, Fothergill checked her balance only to discover a brand new deposit of £17,200 (around $27,500). The crook, who would call in ensuing weeks as frequently as once a day, tried to convince Fothergill to transfer £14,000 to another account, leaving her with £3,000 for her trouble. For her part, Fothergill wasted no time in notifying both the police and her bank, Abbey. Sadly enough, her prompt honesty was not exactly rewarded.
Immediately, Abbey froze her accounts while its investigators jumped on the case. Friday before last, following months of investigations, the bank closed Fothergill's accounts, labeling her as being at high risk for fraud. Understandably miffed, Fothergill wondered to the Northern Echo how the bank could treat her thusly. "Abbey never lost any money because I stopped it before it started," she said. "I feel like I am being victimized for being a victim." Last Monday, the bank claimed Fothergill's accounts had been closed mistakenly, and promised to apologize and reinstate them.
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Man wins lottery prize during embezzlement case
A former Kansas radio executive who admitted that he embezzled to support an addiction to scratch-off lottery tickets won a $96,000 lottery prize.
Prosecutors say the prize money will go toward paying restitution to Paul W. Lyle's former employer, American Media Investments.
Lyle pleaded guilty Thursday to felony theft for embezzling an estimated $88,000 from American Media.
It was during his preliminary hearing Sept. 21 that Lyle was notified he had won a prize in a second-chance lottery drawing. The prize includes a boat, cash and tickets to a NASCAR race at the Kansas Speedway.
His conviction carries a sentencing range of five to 17 months in jail or prison. But prosecutors say Lyle likely will get probation because he has no previous felony convictions.

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Man Rescued From Septic Tank
There are few things in life better than good neighbors and a good dog. A Delhi man says he might not be alive right now if it weren't for his neighbor and her dog. 80-year-old Paul Paff fell into a collapsed septic tank yesterday afternoon and was stuck there for several hours. A good neighbor found him and got help.
I felt wonderful last night. It took them probably over two hours to give me a bath last night.
A two hour bath to wash off what five hours in a septic tank gets you. Paff thought there was a hole in his tank and when he went to check it out it collapsed. He fell 10 feet into 3 feet of muck. He could not climb out. Paff yelled for help for more than two hours. Then he heard a noise. Murphy, the neighbor's 9-year-old mutt, was barking. Paff barked back.
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Woman Struck, Killed By Train
Newark Police said a woman was struck and killed by a train near the University of Delaware campus Monday morning.
Witnesses said the victim, a 25-year-old waitress at the Eagle Diner, was hit by a CSX freight train on the 100 block of Elkton Road just before 8:30 a.m.
Co-workers said the victim normally works the night-shift, but came to the diner for breakfast. After eating, co-workers said she decided to go to a nearby friend's house.
Witnesses reported the victim was distracted by a cell phone conversation when she was struck by the train.
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Woman accused of urinating on NH police station
Police said a woman has been arrested for urinating on a police station after her companion wasn't allowed to use its restroom. A 28-year-old woman was charged with indecent exposure after the incident Wednesday, which started when her companion went to the station to resolve a 12-year-old traffic citation.
Merrimack Police Capt. Michael Dudash said the companion asked to use the restroom and was refused. He said that after the two left, the woman was spotted urinating on the sidewalk and against the station building, in plain view of a nearby daycare center.
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The Man with No Face

For the past 35 years, 51 year-old Jose Mestre, from Lisbon, has been losing his face to a massive growth, distorting it out of all recognition – and it's still growing.
The tumor on Jose's face is a vascular malformation, a collection of blood vessels that have expanded, producing a raised red area on the skin. Jose was born with a strawberry-colored birth mark on his upper lip; at puberty his face started growing, eventually smothering his lips, nose and one of his eyes. It's now about 33cm long and weighs around 3kg.
The Man with No Face meets the man behind the 'mask' and attempts to understand what it is like to have such an affliction. How does he cope with day to day life - with the stares, the ridicule and people taking photographs?
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