Just for Laughs

Saw an article in a women's magazine entitled "All Men Are Liars" - which was strange because it was right next to an advertisement for Wonderbra.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving a credit card and car keys to a teenager
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My ex-girlfriend has a picture of a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh.If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.
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Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You’re never home!"
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Big Brother 9.Sixteen f@cking weirdos in a small house in Elstree.
Never a suicide bomber around when you need one.
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You can’t eat tomatoes because they’re tainted with deadly salmonella.
First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes.
Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B.L.T. would be the bacon?
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