Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Through High Tech Surveillance

The Perils of Drinking

The BEST Halloween Costume EVER!!!

Yes, but is it functional?
I mean the beer taps.
Oh, wait, it's Bud Light. Never mind.
Nikko said...
Dayem..."fock fear drink beer" - this is one pic where you'd say fock beer!
Dante said...
Shawn said...
Wow. Would love to tap that. My second favorite costume:
Click said...
I would Beer Bong that.

Simply Irresistible...

No Trick is needed to get this Treat

Crazy man pulls off trick with a pallet jack

Anything to make the other company look bad

FedEx is trying to make a come back with their new ad
UPS Inside
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Funnier then shit prank involving a naked skeleton NSFW

Happy Halloween

Who were you in your last life?

Just type in your birth date … and presto!
My results:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 1550. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.

Small Bits of News

Halloween Zombie Mistaken For Murder Victim
Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveler dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.
The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said on Monday.
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Traffic stop yields embalmed heads
On the face of it, the truck full of human heads could have been a Halloween prank or the makings of a scary movie.
It turned out to be neither, and a reminder that you should keep your wits about you when you donate your body to science.
"This is in the top five of the strangest things – maybe the strangest – that I've ever encountered," Hunt County Justice of the Peace Aaron Williams said. Judge Williams was called to the scene when a regular traffic stop on Sunday morning by Royse City police turned into a grisly discovery of severed heads in the back of a tractor-trailer.
Police said the truck driver was pulled over for speeding about 2:30 a.m. on Interstate 30 at the Hunt County line. Because he was acting suspiciously, officers looked in the back and saw about two dozen embalmed human heads staring back at them from plastic bags and containers.
The driver couldn't produce documentation showing why he was hauling the heads, so police detained him until his company – which authorities would not name – faxed over the paperwork.
The heads were specimens used in medical training in Fort Worth and were headed back to a company in Little Rock, Royse City police Lt. Jim Baker said. The driver and his heads were allowed to go about 10:30 a.m.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

So Drunk... So Busted

World's Largest Shotgun

The world's largest shotgun aka Punt Gun measures 10-feet long and has a 2-inch barrel. Due to its size and recoil, this gun has to be mounted directly on the punts. Just a single blast could wipe out 50-100 ducks resting on the water's surface.

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Alicia Mayer

Lettuce Bikini for PETA

Sophie Monk Poses Nude to Promote Vegetarianism

Australian pop singing sensation and actor Sophie Monk is as compassionate as she is beautiful. That's why she jumped at the opportunity to speak up for animals by shedding her clothes and posing nude in a bed of chili peppers alongside the tagline "Spice Up Your Life—Go Vegetarian" in one of PETA's sexiest vegetarian PSAs to date.
As a longtime vegetarian, Sophie wants fans to know that giving up meat is one of the best things you can do to "spice up your life." Eating a diet of vegetarian foods will give you more energy, help you stay trim, and improve blood flow to all of your body's organs.
"If you are going to take your clothes off for something, it better be a good cause," says Sophie in her interview with PETA. And a good cause it is! Going vegetarian will not only help spice up your own life, it's the best thing you can do to help the environment.
Watch Sophie's interview with PETA and behind-the-scenes footage of her photo shoot at PETA's blog The PETA Files.

Useless "Warning Label"

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Filipino faces jail and deportation from Dubai for 'Kiss My Ass' sticker

A Filipino is facing jail and deportation from Dubai after he was charged with breaching public decency for pasting a lewd sticker on his car windshield.
The dispute is a "kiss my ass" sticker, which the Filipino pasted on his vehicle windshield.
The defendant refused to remove the controversial sticker after he was reported to the police by an Arab witness who spotted the sticker on the suspect's car in a gas station.
The 30-year-old Filipino computer programmer was embroiled in a series of court cases in which a small fine slapped on him by a local court was overturned in favor of a one-month jail sentence and deportation.
"The Appeals Court considered that 'ass' meant 'posterior' and tried our client as if he committed a lewd act in public without supplying any translation. Meanwhile, the word 'ass' has different meanings, according to English dictionaries, such as donkey, dumb, stubborn or to ridicule someone," al-Kabban maintained.

First and Last Days of His Job

There is no better way to wait in line for chow

Traffic jam at the old folk’s home

Ghost Story

A professor at the University of West Virginia is giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start.

Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost.

About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good.

I'm really glad you take this seriously.

Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost. 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

To which Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiiiit!!!. From way back thar I thought you said "Goats"!!

Small Bits of News

Hospital lab worker charged with sex with corpse.
A former lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, New Jersey, is under arrest and accused of having sex with a corpse, authorities said. Anthony Merino, who had been working at the hospital for two weeks at the time of his arrest, is charged with desecrating human remains.
A security guard at the hospital saw Merino, 24, engaged in sexual activity with a 92-year-old deceased woman in the morgue on Sunday, according to the Bergen County Prosecutor's Office. The security guard immediately called Teaneck police, who came and arrested Merino.
"This heinous crime is a travesty," hospital officials said in a statement. "We are horrified and saddened for the family of the patient and are completely empathic and sympathetic to them. "Hospital officials said they immediately fired Merinio, who lives in Upper Manhattan. They also said that they did conduct a criminal background investigation and reference check on Merino before hiring him. Merino is being held and a judge ordered a psychological evaluation.

Boy, 12, Kid Brother, Lead Cop Chase
A Tennessee police officer was caught off guard this week after what he found in the driver's seat of a car.
Police in the town of LaVergne said a Chevrolet Cavalier was zooming through a residential neighborhood at 70 mph at a time when the streets are full of children getting off the school bus.
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Tennis tournament uses female models as ballgirls

Could this be the prettiest ballgirl in tennis history?
Hugo Boss would certainly like us to think so.
Showing off her ever-ready ball skills, this catwalk beauty was just one of a team of trained adult models appearing at the Madrid Masters in Spain.
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Who's boss? A model ballgirl captures viewers' attention in Madrid
The ATP tournament hosted some of the greats of the tennis circuit - Rafael Nadal, Carlos Moya, and Manolo Santana.
But unlike other tennis championships around the world, in Madrid the tennis stars come second.
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New balls please: the ballgirls line up at the Madrid Masters
Here it is the model ballgirls - all clad in pink and blue outfits emblazoned with Hugo Boss - who draw the crowds.
Despite drawing the ire of Spanish government officials, equality groups and even American hero Andre Agassi, the marketing stunt looks set to stay.
Not that this year's testosterone-fuelled male tennis stars seemed to mind.
That's a funny way to catch the ball

Monday, October 29, 2007

School Ban Halloween Costumes

Three Girls Dressed As Captain Underpants Last Year

LONG BEACH, N.Y. -- He has battled talking toilets, but it appears Captain Underpants is no match for a high school principal.

The principal at a high school on New York's Long Island is banning all Halloween costumes at the school.

It's partly because of three senior girls who showed up last year dressed as Captain Underpants, the hero of a series of best-selling children's books.

The girls wore beige leotards and nude stockings under white briefs and red capes.

Principal Nicholas Restivo said it appeared that the girls were naked.

He also said gory costumes worn by other students could make some of their classmates uncomfortable.

Some students at Long Beach High are circulating a petition opposing the costume crackdown.

A junior said "innocent" costumes should be allowed, even if the revealing or inappropriate ones aren't.


The Halloween costume below is entitled, "Reading On My Toilet."
Yeah, that's right; she's sitting on a toilet while sitting on a horse.
They could have taken a better picture, though, a side-angle to give us a better view of the actual toilet.
Ah well, some people lack artistic flair when it comes to the camera.
Strange idea, though.

Halloween Costume: "Reading On My Toilet"

The Great Pumpkin House

3,000 Pumpkins on Display at the Great Pumpkin House
Some people get a bit carried away.
Every Halloween season, the house at 748 Beech Street in Kenova, West Virginia is transformed into the Great Pumpkin House. The owner, Ric Griffith and hundreds of other volunteers carve thousands of pumpkins for display at his home every Halloween.
This year (2007) they plan on having 3,030 pumpkins on display.
The pumpkins will be on display between October 28th - November 4th.
The display will be featured on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Interstate I-64 to the Kenova Exit (#1). Go North on Rt. 75. at 4th traffic light, make a right (East) on Rt 60. Go 7 blocks. Make a left onto 7th Street. Go 1 block, turn left again

West Virginia Halloween

Love to be stranded on a island with them

Being a Texan

I love the stripper flag on the back!!

Divot Shot

Why You Shouldnt Let Someone Golf Off of Your Nuts
A penis can be used for a lot of things (pissing, sex, twirling around in a circle), but a golf tee typically isn't one of them.
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Can you beat two pairs?

Use and Then Reuse

The President's Entourage

When the President of the Unites States travels…
He takes along a few select people….

Estimated cost per trip even just to Texas

Annual salaries of entourage =$41.3 Million.
The original cost of the equipment would be about $1.4 billion.

This cost the taxpayer a butt load of money.

Small Bits of News

Police recover 30 pairs of women’s underwear
More than 30 pairs of women's underwear have been recovered by Derbyshire police. Officers believe they may have been stolen from homes in Ashbourne and the surrounding area. A 24-year-old man has been arrested, questioned and released on bail while officers make further enquiries. Police are appealing for help in identifying the items recovered. They would not reveal where the underwear were found but said it was an address outside Derbyshire. PC Nick Bettney said: "We realize that some victims may be embarrassed by the situation but I can assure them that we are treating the matter very seriously and sensitively. We will do our best to arrange an interview with a female member of staff if that is required." Anyone who has had underwear stolen in the last six months should contact Ashbourne police on 0845 123 3333.

Couple gets married at Haunted House
As well-wishing zombies and witches looked on, a couple got married at the haunted house where they work. Tina Milhoane, 22, and Robert Seifer III, 24, exchanged vows Wednesday at the entrance to the 7 Floors of Hell haunted house's outdoor cemetery.
The groom made his entrance in a hearse, emerging from a coffin borne by six pallbearers. "It's weird watching your son get out of a coffin," said his father, Robert Seifer II. "Usually when you see someone in a coffin, they're going the other way -- in, not out."
The minister, clad as the Grim Reaper, read The Lord's Prayer from a scroll clutched in a bony-gloved hand. "This is the sweetest wedding that I've ever been to," said co-worker Tim Perrien, his face caked in makeup. His date, Jessica Repas, was dripping with blood as the lead character in the horror move "Carrie." "It was morbid," gushed friend Katie O'Malley. "Beautiful." » Article here

Here's How A Slick Laptop Thief Was Foiled In Tampa
Smart, shrewd, determined. A serial thief was portrayed as all these. Here's how his alleged crime spree unraveled after a stop in Tampa.
In March, a clean-cut stranger wearing khaki pants and a polo shirt strolled into the Tampa headquarters of Outback Steakhouse, mingled with company staff until they left for the day and walked out with 11 laptop computers crammed into his should bag.
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Man Returns To Oregon To Avoid Idaho Jail
An Oregon man was been arrested after fleeing police across a Snake River bridge into neighboring Idaho - only to reverse course near the stateline because he reckoned Oregon jails would be better than those in Idaho.
Michael Maddox, 42, was arrested earlier this week on suspicion of driving without insurance, failure to follow traffic laws, eluding police and drug possession.
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Former Court Clerk In Fix Over Tickets
A former court clerk is in a fix. She's charged with fixing 73 of her own parking tickets to avoid paying $5,112 in fines and late fees.
Dawn Nyberg, 32, of Blaine, was charged with theft by swindle of public funds, forgery, and misconduct by a public officer. The first two charges are felonies; the last is a misdemeanor.
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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Blonde Poo Story


Awesome, I laughed 'till it hurt!

Too funny


Fabulous video....very well acted and dam I feel so sorry for that girl it really happened to.


An ad and an adventure! Could use the same ad or their toilet valve replacements,

That was so funny. I wish all ads were this funny.

Do women really make that noise when they crap, hahahaha.

No they don't

LOL no we don't

Wow second date?

That made my day..........

LMAO! AHAHAHAHAA!!! That was nasty, but oh so funny!

Oh god this gave me anxiety just watching it. Well done!

Joke Day

Who enjoys sex more?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, “
Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”
“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered.
“Think about this…when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?”

40 Year Old Curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
That’s a curse no wizard can dispel.

Living on the Edge #2

There are few mountain tourist trails as dangerous as the above pictured route on Mt. Hua in China’s Shaanxi Province. Not only does much of the trail consist of narrow footpaths and extremely steep staircases, but there are also a few sections where hikers must scale across cliffs on a rusty chain and some foot-sized holes chiseled in the rock. There’s even a place where one must descend a 20 meter chain to reach the continuation of the trail!
Here’s a video of a Japanese TV show visiting the trail:

The video report claims that sometimes about 100 climbers a year fall to their deaths on the trail. Luckily, people who don’t want to risk death can take a far safer trail on the other side of the mountain!
For more information on Mt. Hua, check out this post at BestHike and this photo gallery at Damn Cool Pics [the source of the pics in this post].

What Luck I Don’t Have Any Money

Small Bits of News

Barmaid lost her job because her boobs are too small
A barmaid was fuming today after being sacked because her bosses thought her boobs were too small. The 23-year-old 34B cup employee at the Gentleman’s Turf bikini bar in Crawley, West Sussex, was told not to come back after employers saw the way she filled out her skimpy uniform. The uniform was a requirement of the job at the sexy bar.
The woman, who did not want to be named, said: “They told me I couldn’t work there because my breasts were too small.” Manager Gee Evans added: “She made claims on her application form that she had the figure to fill the role but this turned out to be rubbish.”

Toying with doll lands man in hoosegow
A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.
The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, which is one of the federal agencies that rents space in the Hach office building.
McCullough was arrested, and Cedar Rapids police took him to the Linn County jail. His arraignment was scheduled later Friday, police spokeswoman Cristy Hamblin said.
Another agency has an outstanding warrant against McCullough, but the reason for that warrant was not immediately clear, Hamblin said. He was still in jail Friday morning and it wasn't clear if he had an attorney.
McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

Bear bites Alaska woman on the buttocks
A volunteer at the Eagle River Nature Center is recovering after being bitten by a brown bear sow. Alaska Department of Fish and Game officials say Sarah Wallmer was bitten on the buttocks on the Crow Pass Trail, about a mile from the nature center.
The attack happened Thursday as Wallmer was traveling to the Rapids camp yurt. She was running with her dog, about 10 minutes ahead of another volunteer.
Officials say she was making noise on the trail to announce her presence, but the blowing wind probably obscured her voice.
The bear charged her, and she dropped her dog's leash and turned her back to the sow. The bear bit her once.
The bear roared and left, presumably to chase the dog. The dog came back about 10 minutes later with the other volunteer on a four-wheeler.
She was treated at a clinic for four puncture wounds but a release from the state agency says she otherwise "appeared to be in good spirits."
Rangers and biologist say this was a chance encounter with the sow, which also had a cub with her, and no further action was necessary.
The nature center is about 20 miles northeast of Anchorage.

Hey lady your ass end is dragging

Treasure of rare coins found in dilapidated home

A coin collectors dream was found buried within the walls of a Windber home: rare coins worth at least $100,000.
The coins spanned five feet of wall space and date back to the 1700s, said Jeff Bidelman, who helped make the discovery.
Bidelman said the family who lives at the home told him about a rumor that coins might be hidden in the walls.
He said he went with the family to the house, noticed a hole and began knocking to find a hollow spot. Once he found the spot, he kicked in the wall and cut the coins loose. “They poured out. The force of them … Was crazy,” Bidelman said.He said an older couple who lived in the home 20 years ago used the wall as a piggy bank. That turned into a tradition, with more and more people adding to the wall bank. Bidelman said he is selling the coins on behalf of the family and will continue to give them the proceeds. With news video.

Noise Ordinance Punishment

Offenders have to listen to music they hate!

Job Center seeks women to strip as £8-an-hour "webcam performers."

A Job Center has provoked outrage after it was found to be advertising for women to strip for web cams on Internet sex sites for £8 an hour.
The controversial advertisement was posted in a Job Center Plus branch in Cardiff, south Wales and nationwide on the agency's website.
According to the advertisement, the role involves "explicit dialogue" and "performing for clients' or customers' fantasies".
The Department for Work and Pensions insisted that it is legally obliged to carry the advertisements.