Tuesday, February 26, 2008

6 in 1 VIDEOS

When you put stuffed animals in the back window of the car.
Trunk Monkey
Suburban Auto Group in Sandy, Oregon has a great series of “Trunk Monkey” commercials created by r-west. Hilarious stuff, more cars need this feature. This video is a compilation of a few of them. To see the rest, click the Trunk monkey link above.
“Rock Me Gently”
Great song, I dare you NOT to sing along!

The original came out in ‘74 sung by Andy Kim. Click Here to view it.
Failed Handstand on a Moving Treadmill

Harassment in the Animal World
Kitty Kitty

Picture of Obama Leaked

February 26, 2008 WASHINGTON (AP) --- A photograph circulating in the Internet of Democratic Sen. Barack Obama dressed in traditional local garments during a visit to Kenya in 2006 is causing a dustup in the presidential campaign over what constitutes a smear.
The Associated Press photograph portrays Obama wearing a white turban and a wraparound white robe presented to him by elders in Wajir, in northeastern Kenya. Obama's estranged late father was Kenyan and Obama visited the country in 2006, attracting thousands of well-wishers.
The gossip and news Web site The Drudge Report posted the photograph Monday and said it was being circulated by "Clinton staffers" and quoted an e-mail from an unidentified campaign aide. Drudge did not include proof of the e-mail in the report.
"I have not previously seen this photograph," Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson said Monday. "I'm certainly not aware that anyone in this campaign has anything to do with it."

SNL Returns From Writers Strike With New Obama Impersonation

Take Time To Laugh Every Day

Train Ride
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, 'Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?'
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, 'You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?'
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, 'Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired.'
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, 'You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!'
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, 'You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'
Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?'
Wheelbarrow Sex
After hearing a couple’s complaints that their intimate life wasn’t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions.
“For example,” he suggested, “you might try the wheel barrel. Lift her legs from behind and off you go.”
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.
“Well, okay,” the hesitant wife agreed, “but on two conditions - First, if it hurts, you will stop right away. And second,” she continued, “you have to promise we won’t go past my mother’s house.”

Have You Ever Gone.........

.....Squirrel Fishing

All you need is a string and some acorns and some hungry squirrels.

SB&P in the news

The poll ended early because the majority didn't like the changes.
I have changed back to the way I was posting.
I want to change my blog header but I have to do some thinking.
Any Suggestions?

Why it is that all the “GOOD TASTING” foods are always “BAD” for you?

The 20 Worst Foods in America
Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

2,900 calories 182 g fat 240 g carbs.
Even if you split this "starter" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entree arrives. Follow this up with a steak, sides, and a dessert and you could easily break the 3,500 calorie barrier.

Taking it to the next level

A Grenade in a Washing Machine

Guess the person’s crime they committed

Look at their mugshot here

Are you ready to put this in your “ASS”?

This is a unique piece of Nickelodeon merchandising
Yes, it’s musical.
And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use.
It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!

I Love NAKED PETA Protesters

But, they never do it where I live.

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation

With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

Diebold Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early


Small Bits of News

Accused Witch Gives Birth While Being Hung
February 26, 2008 - A PREGNANT woman in Papua New Guinea who was hung from a tree after being accused of sorcery gave birth to her baby while struggling to free herself.
Nolan Yekum and her husband Paul were dragged from their house and hung from a tree by fellow tribesmen who accused them of sorcery after the couple's neighbor suddenly died.
Their ordeal occurred in Kilip village near Banz in Western Highlands Province.
The woman and her baby girl, her third child, were doing well in Mt Hagen Hospital after two weeks in hiding, the report said.
Her husband said men entered their house in the middle of the night with a rope and tied it round their necks, accusing them of sorcery over their neighbor’s death.
They were dragged outside and hung from a tree, he said.
"We managed to loosen the noose to get our feet on the ground ... we were able to free ourselves. "My wife, who was about seven months pregnant, delivered the baby while struggling to free herself.
Man Found Living Under A Crack House
PALATKA,FL -- Palatka Police say they busted a crack house Monday morning, and what they found at the house surprised them.Officers went to 1107 South 10th Street to serve an arrest warrant and arrested six people in the house.

Officers also found someone living underneath the front porch. In a space that was only four-and-a-half feet tall, there was a television; bed, chair, and microwave... even a toaster.
Assistant Chief James Griffith with the Palatka Police said, he's never come across something like that before. "As far as setting up a residence with electricity running off of extension cords underneath a house, no -- I can't recall any like that," Griffith said.
Police say 23-year-old Thomas Tyrone Williams was living under the house. He was arrested for drug possession. While investigators said they found one of the worst crack houses they've ever seen and an unusual dwelling underneath it, they also discovered seven children in the house.
All of the children are younger than six years old. "Most disturbing was some of the crack cocaine was found in one of the backpacks that belonged to one of the children," Griffith said.
Naked trio seen having sex in moving car
Feb. 25, 2008 VICTORIA, British Columbia -- Police in Victoria, British Columbia, was alerted by startled motorists to a car on the Trans Canada Highway with a naked man and two naked women having sex. Calls began coming in Sunday afternoon from witnesses, some of whom trailed the car into the provincial capital city, Victoria Police Constable Kris Rice told the Victoria Times-Colonist. "There were some reports that they seemed to want attention from other drivers as they engaged in sexual acts," he said. The owner of the vehicle was traced from the license plates and officers went to that address to await the car's return, Rice said. On arrival, only one of the women was inside with the male driver, both in their 20s, the report said. The unidentified driver said he had dropped the other woman off. "Both were determined to be in the nude," Rice said.The woman was taken to a hospital for psychiatric assessment, while the driver will likely only face such charges as driving without due care and attention, as police didn't witness any sexual acts, the report said.