Sunday, January 27, 2008

Iraq War + Lost Friends = MARINE Tattoo

Hawaii Chair

Worst workout machine ever?
(Seriously? WTF is this thing)

Who needs a maid when you have a BUTLER?

Ridiculous looking toilet set for your bathroom.

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?

158 years ago
1. California became a state.

2. The state had no electricity.

3. The state had no money.

4. Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

5. There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real tits and the men didn’t hold hands.

Landing at the world's scariest airport

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Courchevel's airport located in France, has a certain degree of infamy in the aviation industry as home to a relatively short runway, with a length of 525 m (1,722 ft) and a gradient of 18.5%.

Coffee cup for the office

Somebody out there would still hit this….

So I was dancing with this chick and….

Let’s see that up close…

That’s just nasty…


Richard said...
extremely hot

For Sale a Penis Shaped Crunchy Cheeto for $500 on eBay

Penis Shaped Crunchy Cheeto Item number: 320210475613

This portable urinal should make you laugh for 3.14 seconds

Penis Joke

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says: "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation. A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.

Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably ... but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

I'll Be The Judge Of That

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A streaker gets stopped by a giant bee


Who would ever thought of counting the sheets?

Meet Leo Hill, the man who counts on the toilet instead of reading
A retiree's investigation into toilet-tissue short-sheeting puts quantity claims on the hot seat.

It's A Mouthful

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Small Bits of News

Indiana Boys Left With Bleeding Tongues After Licking Flagpole
"The nurse asked them, 'OK, who double-dog dared who?"'

Gavin Dempsey and James Alexander were serving on flag duty at Jackson Elementary School Friday morning, with the job of raising and lowering the school's flags. They decided to see if their tongues really would stick to the cold metal.

Police taser man ripping skin from head
Provincial police say officers had no choice but to use a Taser on a passenger on a Greyhound bus who was found ripping the skin off his head.

Stolen Laptop Leads To Man's Arrest
A 19-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after he took a laptop computer into a store to get the password protection removed, North Charleston police said.
A manager at RentWay on 5617 Rivers Ave. recognized a picture on the Dell Inspiron laptop's start-up screen as his friend's child, an incident report states.
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