Monday, December 31, 2007

"Winter Whiners"

You know, the people who are always running around complaining about how cold it is, how they hate the snow....as if complaining is going to change anything. Actually, all it does is annoy those of us who actually LIKE winter. To those people I say: "MOVE....or shut the hell up!"

But for a little work and a change of attitude, they too could enjoy the cold and snow. Learn to dress for the conditions! Take up skiing, snowboarding, cross-country skiing, snowmobiling, snowshoeing, ice fishing.....something, anything, just get your lazy ass off the couch! You're missing out! The first steps are the hardest - overcoming inertia and taking the easy way out by hibernating. The rewards are well worth it.
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There's something wonderful about a fresh snowfall that blankets everything and muffles sounds. The impossible blue of the sky and the brilliant, sparkly white of a sunny day are rare treats only to be found during the months that so many dread. Pity those who've never known or appreciated that fresh, crisp, clean air, the comfort of a steaming bowl of stew after a day of outdoor fun.

Being outdoors and having fun will help with any depression you may have also.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

SOMEONE TO KICK YOUR BUTT OUTDOORS?

"NAUGHTY GIRLS" Just Wanna Have Fun!

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A deformed baby who looks more like a creature from outer space

The lighting bolt hits truck without remorse

Mike Knapp was stunned when a lightning bolt wrecked his pickup truck.

Caution: Very Cold To The Touch!


It was fun while it lasted


WMD


Are you hungry?


New Years Resolution

What Is Your New Years Resolution?

What Part of this you Don't Understand?


A greyhound teasing a chihuahua

HA! HA! I can do something you can't do

Small Bits of News

Teacher who offered to trace penis for students in court
A Foothill High School teacher will be appear in court after he was arrested amid allegations he offered to trace his genitalia for two underage girls.
Tom Adame faces two counts of annoying a child, a misdemeanor charge that could put the history teacher in prison for a year.
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Missing Detroit Girl, 13, Found Living With 34-Year-Old 'Boyfriend'


A 13-year-old girl who had been missing from her Detroit home since July has been found alive and safe, and living with her 34-year-old "boyfriend."
Neshay Hawkins had just completed the sixth grade and turned 13 when she stormed out of her family's home after being scolded for making long-distance phone calls in July. Her family and police spent months desperately searching for the girl, but clues on her whereabouts were slim until her picture was circulated on a missing persons flyer.
Click here to watch a video report of the story at MyFoxDetroit.
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Family jailed over baggy pants incident
Twenty deputies, two canine units and a police helicopter were summoned to a mall in Florida to arrest a family in a case that began with baggy jeans.
Frantz Leger, 20, of Wellington, and six members of his family, including his mother and father, were arrested at The Mall in Wellington Green. Leger, a business major at Florida State University, was banned from the mall last summer for wearing his pants too low and his return Thursday prompted an arrest for trespassing. The situation erupted into chaos when Leger's relatives tried to prevent his arrest and mall security called for help, said Lt. Jay Hart of the county sheriff's office."The mall doesn't put up with that tomfoolery bullcrap", Hart said. "His pants were down below his butt. No one goes to the mall and wants to see the crack of someone's butt."
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Son attacked after urinating on his mother
A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times on Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges. Police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed.
21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday after Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher's knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."


GPS Device Leads Police To True Owner
Police in Amityville, N.Y., learned a man had allegedly stolen a global positioning device after they used the technology to track down its true owner.
Police alleged that after 33-year-old Alex Batista was found in possession of the GPS device while riding his bicycle, police officers activated its "home" function and followed it to the device's real owner, New York Newsday reported Saturday.
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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Incredible Building!



Student pulls a super prank during one of his classes

Superman In Class Prank - HILARIOUS!-

She didn't know what hit her


Domestic Abuse


That’s One Small Restroom...


For the Cat Lovers




Preacher Kitty




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A Snoring Cat


Did You Know........



Small Bits of News

Little Kids Break-In, Take Christmas Gifts
Police in New Jersey said it was a typical holiday Grinch tale: A home was broken into on Christmas Eve, and wrapped presents were stolen off a kitchen table.
Little did they know the culprits were kids.
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Why You Shouldn't Lie; It Comes Back To Haunt You
A burglary suspect who gave authorities a phony address when he was arrested ended up being a victim of robbery himself -- and supplied police with his real address when reporting the crime.
Authorities in New Bedford, Massachusetts, say they arrested three people accused of robbing the suspect.
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Two Arrested At City Police Headquarters
Two men were arrested Friday morning by Prichard police after the men arrived at police headquarters in a stolen car with a small bag of marijuana plainly visible on the car's center console, authorities said.
Prichard police Maj. Marvin Whitfield said he and other officers detected the strong odor of marijuana when one of the men rolled down one of the car's windows and opened a door.
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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Show and Tell


Whatever it takes


Caption This

Funny car with dual steering wheel

Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep

It's been around for a long time it's called Meth.

But a prescribe one is coming soon. A nasal spray of a key brain hormone cures sleepiness in sleep-deprived monkeys. With no apparent side effects, the hormone might be a promising sleep-replacement drug.
In what sounds like a dream for millions of tired coffee drinkers, Darpa-funded scientists might have found a drug that will eliminate sleepiness.
A nasal spray containing a naturally occurring brain hormone called orexin A reversed the effects of sleep deprivation in monkeys, allowing them to perform like well-rested monkeys on cognitive tests. The discovery's first application will probably be in treatment of the severe sleep disorder narcolepsy.

Once it's deleted it's gone for ever


Wal-Mart return policies in the news

MP3 Player Father Bought for Daughter, 10, Was Preloaded With Porn
COOKEVILLE, Tenn. — A father gave his 10-year-old daughter a Christmas present that would make Santa blush.
Now Daryl Hill wants to know why an MP3 video player he bought at a Wal-Mart in Sparta was preloaded with pornography and explicit songs.
Hill bought three of the players as Christmas presents for his children. He said one of the devices had apparently been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips and songs with lyrics about using drugs.
"Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying," Hill said Thursday. "I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head."
Hill questioned why Wal-Mart Stores Inc. would sell used merchandise as new, which he said violates its own policies.
A company spokesman said in an e-mail to WSMV-TV of Nashville that stores are not supposed to return opened packages to the sales floor and that the matter was under investigation.
Hill said he declined Wal-Mart's offer to replace the MP3 player. He said he has already bought his daughter a new one and is hanging onto the controversial one until he talks to a lawyer.

Girl Gets Bizarre Note Instead of iPod
A little girl who thought she was getting an iPod for Christmas ended up getting a rude surprise — the iPod had been replaced with a bizarre note.
The note reads in part "Reclaim your mind from the media shackles."
Click here for more on this story from MyFOXDC.com
Jay Ellis, the girls father, returned the iPod to the Wal-Mart store where he purchased it. The store manger told him that another customer returned an iPod with a similar issue.
MyFoxDC attempted to reach Apple for a comment, but got no response.

Small Bits of News

Put your damn Blackberry away:
Man texting while driving hits, kills a kid.

The man accused of killing a 13-year-old boy in a hit-and-run in Taunton told police he was behind the wheel typing a text message on his cellphone when he lost control of the sport utility vehicle and hit what he thought was a mailbox, a prosecutor said today in court.
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Wig didn't fool police

Patrick Joseph Hall, 21, a Moundsville fugitive who managed to elude police for nearly two weeks was arrested in a Bellaire home on Thursday while attempting to conceal his identity with a wig.
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Cold burglar returns to crime scene to warm up
Jeremy M. Hart, who was drunk and wearing a Santa hat, robbed a house, then crashed his car into a snowbank, went back to the house, said he was sorry and asked if he could come in because he was cold.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Shrinkage and Perky





More Crazy Pictures

Chihuahua leads police to suspect in hiding

Chris and Wendy Anderson have a crime fighter in their north Auburn home, and he's no bigger than 10 inches tall and 3 1/2 pounds.
Tank, a Chihuahua-Pomeranian mix, is credited by sheriff's deputies with flushing out a fleeing suspect who crashed a stolen minivan and was hiding under a motor home nearby. When a Placer County sheriff's deputy and his canine unit showed up, Tank led them to the suspect's new hiding spot deeper in the trees. The suspect gave up without a whimper.



The look on that dogs face says I mean business.

Why you don't leave your drugs laying around.

Cat Was Found High On Cocaine
NO, THIS IS NOT WHISKERS!
THIS POOR CAT ATE COCAINE
CHRISTMAS PARTY LEFTOVERS!


82 YEARS and Counting


The Japanese and their love for art.

Yeah, butt is it art?

Who are the biggest douche-bags in 2007?

For the Chocoholics

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This chocolate water fountain would look nice in my living room
chocolat fount - uma fonte de chocolate - ainda nao sei se gostei ou nao


Imagine that a chair for your butt!?

A chair that separates your butt cheeks


The makers of this unique looking Ayur Chair claim that it can provide "perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt checks for optimum comfort." Since I have never sat in one, I can't really back up this claim. However, I can see how it would be beneficial when you have a serious beefer on deck and you need to do a little "lifting and separating" to ensure that everyone else in the office doesn't hear it. Is that worth the $500 price tag? Probably not, unless you have some serious gastrointestinal issues.


Breakfast Time



"Very Nice" can be "Naughty"

When you are hungry you'll eat anything...

A cat eating a deadly black scorpion

Small Bits of News

Woman claims she was chased by abominable snowman
Two Lema Drive residents were startled on Sunday morning when a woman knocked on their door and asked for a ride home because the abominable snowman was chasing her. Sally Meurant and Carmen Fraccica called police after the woman, whom they had never seen before and who later was identified as Toni Zillifro, came to their home at 7:17 a.m. Zillifro, who smelled strongly of alcohol according to a police report, told a sheriff's deputy that she had got drunk at a local bar the previous night and that the snowman, which she described as 7-feet tall, had chased her. She said she fought the snowman, even getting in a kick.

Man admits to stealing neighbor’s underwear
He's accused of breaking into his neighbor’s home to steal underwear. And now, the Galveston County man explains why he did it; the bizarre thefts, and even more bizarre explanation from a man who lives in Santa Fe. "Well, it's true. I went into this lady's house twice," said burglary suspect Charles Clark. "I took her bra, but I didn't know anything about her panties."The lady Clark is talking about is his 61-year-old neighbor, who caught him in the act. "I was stoned and stupid," said Clark.

Woman Accused Of Wiping Her Nose On Police Officer's Shirt
Sometimes you need a police officer; sometimes you need a tissue.
Confuse the two, and it could cost you.
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Fire crew's Tater Tots start blaze
A fire station crew must be a little embarrassed by the way some of this state's famous potatoes got fried. Boise firefighters returning from a medical call had to turn their hose on the firehouse kitchen after an overheated pan full of Tater Tots melted and set some cabinets ablaze.
The Christmas Eve fire at Station 8 was quickly extinguished, with no injuries. No damage estimate was available.
Investigators were trying to determine why a computerized safety system that automatically turns off appliances when firefighters are called away apparently had not been activated. Assistant Fire Chief Dave Hanneman said the three firefighters on duty might have forgotten to use it.

Furs found after 30 years in storage
Sam Haskins didn't ask for a fur coat for Christmas. But he got six of them.
Haskins, the new owner of a hardware store, made an unexpected discovery early this month when he started poking around the basement: a climate-controlled vault containing six fur coats, about a dozen suits and some dresses and hats, apparently untouched since the late 1970s.
"The fans were spinning and the furs were spotless," said Haskins. "Everything inside was very nice and clean. The fan was set on 65 degrees and that is exactly what the thermometer read. Everyone wants to know who has been paying the electricity bill."
Haskins, 56, bought J&H Hardware in May and the building — a three-story structure on the village square — in September. In surveying the basement, he figured there might be usable space hidden behind a wall that had hinges on it.
With son Jeremy Haskins, 27, he rented an electric hammer and then a jackhammer and eventually bored through 18 inches of brick and mortar, four inches of wallboard and then a cement wall to find the room once used by Royal Furriers, a business that closed in the late 1970s.
Haskins said he had no idea what the coats are worth, but planned to have them appraised.
It was unclear whether anyone could step forward to claim a long-lost coat — or whether anyone who did would be on the hook for 30 years of storage fees.

Robber's Yells Cause Bluetooth Connection
A man who allegedly tried to rob a Wendy's restaurant in Ohio was foiled by modern technology when his screams activated an employee's Bluetooth phone.
Keith Allen Sturgill was yelling at the worker not to answer her ringing phone, police in Columbus, Ohio, said.
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Drunk father had 9-year-old son drive
Authorities say a 32-year-old man got drunk on Christmas Eve, then put his 9-year-old son in the driver's seat of their pickup to work the gas and brakes while he steered. Jonathan David Olson of Hamlin Township was arraigned on Wednesday in Eaton County District Court on child abuse, drunken driving-third offence and other charges. A judge set bond at $50,000 and scheduled a January 9 preliminary examination. Authorities say an off-duty police officer saw the pickup driving erratically on Monday night. They say a sheriff's deputy stopped the truck in Eaton Rapids Township, and the boy said they had driven about seven miles. With news video.

Thursday, December 27, 2007