A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films has dodged a short spell behind bars for indecently exposing himself to a teenager on a train.
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Former pantomime star Nicholas Read, who played a Ewok in Return Of The Jedi, was given a suspended 20-week jail term after a judge said it would offer the best opportunity for rehabilitation.
A LeeCounty woman advertising topless massages was arrested Tuesday after meeting with an undercover Lee deputy and arranging for sex acts.
Rachel Nache Colvin, 24, whose address was not released because she lives with her father who is a retired Lee County Sheriff’s Deputy, was charged with practicing massages without a license and prostitution.
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According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report:
The deputy sent a text message to a woman advertising erotic topless body rubs on a website. She sent a text back stating the charge would be $150.
The deputy met with her at an undisclosed location in BonitaSprings, gave her $160 and she put the money in her purse. She told him to get on the bed while she removed her clothing except for panties, straddled him and began giving him a massage.
The two spoke about sex acts and an agreement was reached. She asked him to turn onto his back and remove his underwear. He then gave awaiting deputies a pre-arranged arrest signal.
Some beach-goers got to see more than just the sunset.A man and a woman were arrested for having sex on the beach in front of more than 50 people including a number of children.
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Erica Alexandra Huerta, 21 of Tallahassee and Steven Douglas Perry, 22 of Lutz were arrested by Treasure Island Police and charged with one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.
Police say the couple engaged in sexual activity for more than a half hour and that their actions were in clear view of restaurant patrons.
The arrest affidavit indicates that alcohol was involved. Bail was set at $10,000 each
A nude image of a couple having oral sex painted on a backyard shed is outraging some residents of a Northeast Albuquerque neighborhood.
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The painting appeared in the HolidayPark area, and some neighbors quickly expressed their outrage to the homeowner. Three days later the painting remained on the shed but was partially covered by a black garbage bag.
Albuquerque police say they are investigating, the homeowner told them she is not responsible for the painting on her shed.
Neighbors later put up a large tarp to cover the shed from children, and said they would donate paint to the homeowner so she can cover it up.
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Chelsea Charms proudly claims to have the world's biggest breasts - a staggering 164XXX cup - and she says they are still growing at a rate of one inch a month.
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At just 5ft 3, Chelsea Charms has earned thousands of dollars from performing as an exotic dancer.
Appearing on ITV's This Morning Chelsea explained how she went from naturally being a D cup to her current gargantuan size.
Her first operation was at 20 to a DD cup, the second operation was a year later and went up to a HH cup, and Chelsea's third op called Polypropylene String Breast Implants - has now been banned.
She said: 'It's basically a cord and it pumps fluid in the breast pocket. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid.'
The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breasts.
The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, Maine, has been forced to close after its owner posted signs declaring 'boobies wanted'.
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The coffee shop originally made headlines after it upset locals when it opened in 2009, with customers served by semi-nude male and female staff.
Despite considerable opposition from locals the shop stayed open until now, when officials ruled its owner Donald Crabtree had been putting up signs illegally.
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I've fought that fight for more than two years now and no matter how hard I try to make this work, somebody sabotages me.
Town officials ruled Mr. Crabtree’s signs which declared ‘boobies wanted’ violated zoning rules.
The controversial coffee shop suffered a difficult couple of years since its opening and was burnt to the ground in an arson attack in June 2009.
It was the threat of legal action over his signs finally caused Mr. Crabtree to close the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop.
James Watt, co-founder of BrewDog, said: "As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration."
Just 40 bottles of the £10 tipple will be produced initially, and will go on sale on 29 April at BrewDog.com with all proceeds going to the charity Centrepoint.
Buyers will be limited to one bottle each due to the powerful effects. The firm plan to continue production if it is a success.
Dennis Delisle, 48, was arrested at a roller skating party the Skate Jam in Palm Bay.
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Parents notified the cops that Delisle was purposely knocking the kids over, mainly the girls. He is accused of inappropriately touching the girls when he helped to pick them up.
Delisle said that it was a conspiracy plot: The kids ganged up on him and made the accusations because they were jealous of his skating skills.
The Internet is filled with perverts and deviants and many of these degenerates use peer-to-peer networks to search for (and/or share) illicit images and videos of children. Federal agents, of course, spend much time monitoring these networks--like Gigatribe--looking for suspects possessing child pornography.
The DHS raid on a Texas residence was prompted by the probe target’s downloading of several videos depicting boys involved in explicit sexual activity with adult males.
Red-faced traffic bosses are investigating how pranksters altered a set of pedestrian lights to show a couple having sex whenever they turned green.
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The lights - in Nimwegen, Holland - literally stopped the traffic when passers by stopped togawk at them during rush hour.
One officer said: 'People kept pressing the button to see the couple having sex and of course every time they did, the traffic had to stop suddenly. We had quite a lot of rear end shunts from drivers who were too distracted.'
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Transport officials are investigating how computer hackers managed to get into the town's traffic light system to manipulate the image.
A Town Hall spokesperson said: 'We are looking at who had access and opportunity.'
It was his 64th birthday and Jack Snyder wanted to get naked, authorities said. So, at San Miguel Drive and Chantilly Lane, Snyder dropped his pants, shook his hips and wagged his genitals at a passing school bus full of children on their way home from Chasco Elementary, according to the authorities.
A grandmother driving past to pick up her grandson saw Snyder "butt naked" and called the Sheriff's Office. Shortly after, the Sheriff's Office began receiving calls from concerned parents whose children arrived home with stories of seeing Snyder's exposed body parts.
Snyder, who was still on the scene when a deputy arrived, said he thought flashing the bus would be "funny," a report states.
Snyder was arrested Wednesday and charged with five counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition.
A judge was slammed yesterday for allowing a child sex pervert to walk free from court and accusing a girl of 13 of seducing him.
David Barnes, 24, was given a suspended jail sentence after admitting having cyber-sex with the schoolgirl and downloading child porn.
Judge Peter Fox QC admitted people would be puzzled by his decision to let Barnes go, as official guidelines suggested a short jail sentence for his offences. But he told Barnes: “In addition to the images, there were activities over the internet with the 13-year-old, who, I accept, appears to have seduced you.”
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Spokesperson Neil Atkinson said: “Thirteen-year-olds have to be protected. They are children. Intellectually, ethically and legally, this girl could not be on the same level as a man in his 20s.
“The judge is right that most people will be disturbed by an adult receiving a suspended sentence for this.
A Moscow court jailed a Russian hacker for 18 months after he altered an electronic advertising billboard so that it screened a pornographic video, the RIA Novosti news agency reported Thursday. Hacker Igor Blinnikov stopped traffic by breaking into a computer system and screening a graphic sex video for around 10 minutes on a video billboard beside a busy highway in central Moscow. Blinnikov, who comes from the southern Russian city of Novorossiisk, was found guilty late Wednesday of illegally gaining access to information on a computer and distributing pornographic materials. He called the video prank on Moscow's Garden Ring highway a "joke that went wrong" He had earlier been convicted of attempting to deal in marijuana and was handed a total sentence of six years by Moscow's Zamoskvoretsky court, a year of which he has already served in detention. .
A leading condom manufacturer in Switzerland has created extra-small condoms for boys as young as 12 years old. The condom, called the Hotshot, was produced after family planning groups and the Swiss AIDS Federation campaigned to have the condoms made following several studies that showed adolescent boys were not using proper protection when engaging in intercourse. A standard condom has a diameter of 2 inches; the Hotshot's is 1.7 inches. .
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