Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Woman Faces $1,000 Fine For Pink Poodle
BOULDER, Colo. — A Boulder woman said she will fight a $1,000 fine she was given for dyeing her miniature poodle pink.

Joy Douglas said she dyed Cici pink to help raise awareness for breast cancer. The salon owner said she has used beet juice — and occasionally Kool-Aid — for four years now to “stain” her dog. Officials told Douglas was warned several times before she was issued the ticket on March 1.

Weird Girls Who Dye Their Dogs Pink
Pet grooming service dyes dogs' fur various colors.
Full story here and gallery of dyed dogs here. Service done at Paws & Reflect Pet Salon.
See this Dyed Pets gallery for even more shocking photos.
See this Dyed Animals Message Thread for even more disturbing links to dyed pets.

Tiny Police Helicopter Maybe Watching You

Can’t Wait to see Headline
“Man shoots down police drone thought it was spying on him”

Pogo Shoes

There are are only two Skill Levels
Amazing and Insane

I Can’t Wait

Stuff the fire brigade; I'm going to put it out myself .

When Trevor Scott found his chimney on fire he went flaming mad - and climbed up to put it out himself. He had raced home after a panicky call from wife Sheila. And he was still extinguishing the flames with a garden hose when a fire crew arrived. Trevor, 56, said: "It was instinct really. I couldn't see any point in waiting while things got worse." Sheila, 53, had lit a log fire in Huntspill, Somerset, on Monday when soot set the chimney ablaze. She dialed 999, then Trevor. She said: "He seemed annoyed and just jumped on the roof without thinking.
The brigade said: "We'll have to think about signing him up."

Funny Animals

Bear with a Stick

Odd Couple

Dancing Walrus

Grab Hold

What you may look forward to when you get old
Cripple Leading The Blind



Thanks B&P

Maybe she can get a new job at Hooters

ARLINGTON, Ore. - The mayor of a small Oregon town who came under fire for racy pictures of her posted on the Internet was recalled in a close vote Monday.
According to the person who spearheaded the recall drive, Ron Miller, the vote was 142 in favor and 139 against the recall of Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist.
She came under fire after she posted photos of herself posed in lingerie on a fire truck on her MySpace page.

Oh Shit that didn’t happen did it?

Talking alarm clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,” replied the drunk.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
“Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You asshole, its three-fifteen in the morning!”
Thanks B&P

99 words for Boobs - NSFW

Small Bits of News

"Theft By Escort"
A Seattle man who hired an escort to "have fun" told police that she stole $170 from him after she went to her car to fetch some condoms.
The man, who is in his 50s and lives on Whitman Avenue North near Lake Union, had called the escort after spotting an advertisement in the Feb. 21 edition of The Stranger, a police report filed Thursday said.
The woman arrived at his apartment late last month for the rendezvous. He agreed to pay her $150 to "have fun" and $20 to cover her gas.
"At some point into the fun," the woman asked the man whether he had condoms, according to the report.
Upon hearing that he did not, she said she would get some from her car.
As the man waited for her to return, he looked out his window and realized the escort was driving away in a silver car.
Clinic: Have Vasectomy, Watch NCAA Hoops
SPRINGFIELD, Ore. (AP) - For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?

"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen," the clinic's radio ad says. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."

Institute Administrator Terry FitzPatrick said men need two to four days to recover from the procedure - but not all take the time.

He's reserved a dozen appointment slots for March 19, the day before the first tip-offs of the NCAA Tournament, and another dozen for March 26, before the tournament's second week.

He reported filling 15 slots by Thursday afternoon and expects to fill all 24.

The sports radio station broadcasting the clinic's ads promises to send each patient a recovery kit of sports magazines, free pizza delivery and a bag of frozen peas.

Why Peas?

"The frozen peas are malleable enough that you can get them right in there and get the swelling down," FitzPatrick said.
“Dumbass” dies in "Jackass" like stunt involving shopping cart, SUV
An 18-year-old Winter Park man was killed late Saturday night after riding in a shopping cart while holding onto a moving sport utility vehicle, the Florida Highway Patrol said.Cameron Bieberle was sitting in a shopping cart in the parking lot while hanging onto a Cadillac Escalade being driven by Michael Smith, 23, of Orlando. The car and the shopping cart went over a speed bump and the cart overturned, ejecting Bieberle. Bieberle was pronounced dead at the scene. Smith and a passenger in the car, Shaun Kirylczuk, 17, of Orlando, were not injured.
Charges are pending against Smith, the FHP said.