Not my usual

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Va J-J Visor

Introducing the First Cup to Protect a Woman's Crotch

In this age of equality, it was only a mater of time before women had cups to protect their crotches, just like men.
"The idea of the Va j-j Visor originated a few years ago after a night of hanging out. At one point during the evening our conversation turned to the difficulty we girls were having in being able to properly groom 'down there'," they write on product literature.
"We decided that there must be a product in
the marketplace to address this sensitive issue and when we couldn't find one, we realized we had no choice but to create it ourselves! Hey, what can we say? We take our grooming ~ and the protection of our va j-j ~ seriously!"
"We settled on the name after rejecting other possibilities like The Clam Shell, The Beaver Dam, The Bonnie Bonnet, The Hoo Ha Hoodie, and The Sister Hood because we had long referred to this area of our anatomy as our Va j-j."
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Always Quiet

Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.
The "Fart Silencer" is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.
Users are instructed to insert the open end into their ass when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.
Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the "Fart Silencer" to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.
There is a video of the inventor demonstrating his "Fart Silencer", with his mouth of course…
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Life Clock

The Clock Mechanism Slowed Down 61320 Times.
Each Number Represent Year

This is one clock that you want to run slow.

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Life Clock
How Many Years of Fun and Happiness Await You?

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MY LIFECLOCK RESULTS
Given your current habits, you are likely to die on: 4/5/2039
That is in:

31 Years

366 Months

11138 Days

267304 Hours

16038191 Minutes

962291444 Seconds
You will be 81 Years Old.

Car Phone

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SuperBowl Gadgets

Top 10 SuperBowl gadgets

NY Giants Scoreboard Clock

The perfect way to dress up your living room wall for SuperBowl is to get a Giant Scoreboard clock. The scoreboard measures 20″ x 14″ and gives you the time, date and temperature - and you can get it painted with a lot of different teams, not just the New York Giants.
The price tag reads $74.99.
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Adult Football Fan Mask

It was hard to pick the winner for this Top 10, but this one made me laugh so many times that I just had to place it in the top position. It gets funnier for every time I look at it. You will look like a very weird super hero wearing this football mask. It is the cheapest item on this list too - only $9.99.

Top 10 SuperBowl gadgets

The Super Cool PC

Need for Speed ProStreet has been released and now you are playing it from morning to night. Do you need a cooler? If yes, then take this idea; build your computer case covered with lots of fans. This one consists of 66 fans – front, back, top, bottom and the left and right.

Ferrari Stretch Limo

Now here’s something very much out of the ordinary.

This unique black Ferrari 360 Modena carbon fiber stretch limousine will undoubtedly spin heads when it’s unveiled at the European Limousine and Chauffeur Show in the UK this month.
This is the fastest limo in the world according to owner Dan Cawley, the 23 feet long and the 400bhp vehicle achieves 0-60mph in less than six seconds and has a top speed of 170mph.
World’s first Ferrari stretch limousine

USB Memory Stick from China...

"China is famous for cheap products which are often are fake, imitation and even dangerous.

These types of underground factories are everywhere and the government is not regulating it enough."

What a Rip-Off!

A Peter Potty

Potty Training Urinal

What will they think of next?

I heard on the Bob & Tom Show that they are parents that stops diapering their kid way early because they can tell by looking at them if they need to go.

Awesome 60' slip 'n slide

Your Own Personal Countertop Beer Cooler and Tap

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74248.asp

Slip a five-liter keg of your favorite brew into this Countertop Beer Cooler and Tap, and satisfy that beer jones in style. The thing even has an LED showing adjustable temperature. It has another advantage over some of the other countertop taps we've seen, too, because it lets you take it on the road or on the boat with its included AC/DC power adapter.

There's no pesky pumping necessary, either, because it uses CO2 cartridges, and you can even adjust the CO2 content with a pressure gauge. If it works as advertised, it can keep that beer nice and cold all the way down to 37°.

Sure beats the hell out of those beer bongs the guys have been trying to convince me to quaff. I especially like the window that lets you see that keg nestled inside, staying frosty cool and awaiting the consumption of its frothy contents. Available at the end of this month, pick one up for that Labor Day bash for $299.95