Friday, November 30, 2007

The next picture was her falling through the ice.

Tickets Please

A flight attendant was at the departure gate checking tickets.
As a man approached, she asked him to see his ticket. He opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

Robbery in progress (Look at how stupid the cops are)

Who was filming this; their look out?

“Naughty Girls” just wanna have fun.

Russian AK-47 Vodka Bottle

Breast Imprints

Bearing all to panda to charity
Women in a County Durham village are painting plates with their breasts to raise money for charity. They cover their breasts with paint and make imprints on the plates which are then glazed and fired.
Joanne Scott, of the Buttercups Ceramic Studio, in Hurworth, near Darlington, said: "We decided on Breast Cancer Care plates because we have a few customers who are going through breast cancer.
There are a number of designs to choose from including pandas, cherries, Christmas puddings and bumble bees.
Mrs Scott added: "One man came in and was admiring a panda plate I'd made the week before. "He was asking lots of questions about it and I explained it was for Breast Cancer Care and I hadn't used my hands to paint it, but the penny still didn't drop."
A few moments later, a look of recognition passed across his face and he just kind of went 'Oh!' and rushed out of the shop. I think the poor man was a bit embarrassed.
There's a news video here.

Birth Control For Dogs

Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?
No, the dog will require human intervention each time to put on or take off a condom.

Those are not my eyes

What's Wrong With Being Fat?

Don't do this unless you're "Frickin' Stupid"

Barf Bags Don’t Work at Zero G's

Christmas Lights Gone Wild

450 kegs stolen from Guinness brewery

An investigation has been launched following the theft of 450 kegs from the Guinness Brewery on Victoria Quay in Dublin.180 kegs of Guinness, 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 kegs of Carlsberg were taken in the robbery.
A man driving a truck drove into the brewery yard at around 4pm yesterday afternoon and stole a trailer containing the drink, which has an estimated value of $94,636 U.S. dollars
It is understood there were a number of trailers stored ready for delivery in the yard at the time.
The driver attached one of the trailers containing the 450 kegs to his cab and drove out of the yard through the main gates. The robbery was discovered a short time later and gardaí were called. The empty trailer was later discovered in Slane Hill in Co Meath.

Small Bits of News

Man suing after allegedly being injured by beer at store
A man has filed a lawsuit because he claims he was injured while trying to buy beer at an Ocala Albertson's store.
Olester Duncan said he was trying to take a pack of Schlitz from a shelf when a falling beer hit him on the head. Olester claims the store and the beer companies should have made sure the display was safe. » Article here

Missing college student is a internet porn star
A missing Kansas college student believed to be the victim of foul play led a double life as an Internet porn star by the name of Zoey Zane, a friend told The Associated Press on Wednesday.
A young woman resembling 18-year-old Emily Sander appears nude in photos posted on a Zoey Zane Web site. "She is a young teenage girl and she wanted to be in the movies and enjoyed movies. She needed the extra money," said Nikki Watson, a close friend of Sander's at Butler County Community College. "Nobody in El Dorado knew besides her close friends."
Sanders recently signed a contract for the pornographic work on the Web site, and told her parents about it on Thanksgiving, Watson said. Her boyfriend broke up with her because he did not approve, Watson said. On the Web site, she appears in various states of undress in a cowgirl costume and a jungle-print bikini. » Article here

Computer Glitch Leads To Kmart Brawl
A weekend melee at a Kmart store in Wauwatosa was started by a computer glitch.
The store was running a promotion to give away $10 to anyone applying for its credit card, but the computer glitch led to everyone's application being approved, giving up to $4,000 in instant credit to anyone who applied, even if they shouldn't have qualified.
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Man Charged With Impersonating A Cop
Harry V. Hackert allegedly did what no real cop would ever do: He used his Ford Explorer rigged with lights and sirens to pull over someone and then waved a loaded gun in the driver's face while screaming.
Turned out that a real cop was down the street, watching Hackert's entire act with his video camera, police said.
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Inmate cut his penis off with razor
A prisoner at HMP Bristol has been treated for deep laceration wounds after cutting off his penis with a razor blade. The inmate who is serving an 18-month sentence for possession of a knife, was found by wardens on Sunday morning. Prison officials said the incident was "extremely serious". A prison service spokeswoman said: "We can confirm a prisoner at HMP Bristol has seriously self-harmed. The prisoner was treated in hospital and has now returned to the prison."

Woman with fake moustache holds up restaurant
Portland Police were looking for a woman in disguise who held up a local Denny's last week. Detectives said on Tuesday, the woman, dressed as a man and sporting a fake moustache, sat down at the restaurant on North Center Avenue around 1:30 a.m. and drank coffee for nearly three hours. Before leaving police said she pulled a handgun and robbed the cashier before taking off on foot. The suspect was described as white, between 25-30, 5-foot-4, weighing 125 pounds with a shaved head. She wore a black baseball cap with a red flame-type design on the bill of the hat and red triangle symbol on the front of the cap, a maroon Adidas jacket with a white horizontal stripe in the middle of the jacket and black pants. The suspect was armed with a black handgun.