Saturday, February 23, 2008

Some Pictures of Russians

Filling her up with Vodka
Sign says "Cold Beer is HERE"
Moscow Metro Train
“The Park of Adventures” (These are the toilets)

For the Cat Lover

Funny Cat with a Disability

Kitty Ballet

Cats are Funny

Funny Cats

Hungry Kitty
From Comments
Joanne Casey said...
Love the one with the sound effects!
The blog is lookin' good!

How to be a "KID" again

1. Do a cartwheel.
2. Sing into your hairbrush.
3. Walk barefoot in wet grass.
4. Play a song you like really loud, over and over.
5. Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces.
6. Read the funnies. Throw the rest of the paper away.
7. Dunk your cookies.
8. Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
9. Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
10. Change into some play clothes.
11. Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.
12. Eat ice cream for breakfast.
13. Kiss a frog, just in case.
14. Blow the wrapper off a straw.
15. Have someone read you a story.
16. Find some pretty stones and save them.
17. Wear your favorite shirt with you favorite pants even if they don’t match.
18. Take a running jump over a big puddle.
19. Get someone to buy you something you really don’t need.
20. Hide your vegetables under your napkin.
21. Stay up past your bedtime.
22. Eat dessert first.
23. Fuss a little, and then take a nap.
24. Wear red gym shoes.
25. Put way too much sugar on your cereal.
26. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner.
27. Giggle a lot for no reason.
28. Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
Thanks Hell

How To Handle Irritating Person On A Plane

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link
Note : Do it at your own risk :–))
Thanks Hell

You Will LYAO


Train Hits Old Man
Relax He Lives
Cow Tipping
Pushing a heifer over.
Drunk Russians
There's an epidemic of Drunk Russian videos
Thanks Joanne

Hey, I found your “Missing Idiot!”

Today’s Missing Idiot, is a man in a banana suit that decides to set himself on fire because he thought it would be funny to make human bananas flambé.
Why would any moron think this might actually be a good idea???


When Words Are Added To Make A Statement.
Driven Hard And Broken.
Weird Motorcycle.
Infrastructural Collapsing.
Bringing The Alcohol To The Party.

Dog takes truck for a joy ride.

Police say Charles McCowan parked his pickup truck in front of an Azusa mini-mart Wednesday, leaving his 80-pound Boxer named Max in the passenger seat. When he came out, the truck and Max were gone. McCowan called police, assuming it had been stolen. When officers arrived, they found the truck across the street in a fast-food parking lot, but had no idea how it got there.
In security video the truck can be seen rolling backward out of the store lot across the street, threading its way through five lanes of traffic. Police say after McCowan left the truck, Max knocked the vehicle out of gear and sent it rolling backward. Max's driving skills are better than your average dog. Both Max and the truck emerged without a scratch.

The Greatest Moments In Cinnamon Challenge

America continues to get dumber by the minute and we couldn't be prouder.
The latest internet phenomenon proving this point is the dreaded Cinnamon Challenge.
A table spoon of cinnamon and an idiot is all that is needed for viral video gold.
#7 Kid Takes The Cinnamon Challenge

#6 Being Fat Doesn't Help When It Comes To Cinnamon.

#5 A Guy Fails Miserably.

#4 Doctor Takes The Challenge - What A Idiot.

#3 Brunette Can't Conquer The Cinnamon
It's seems to be very important to do it near a sink.

#2 If you're going to battle the mighty cinnamon, you'll loose.

#1 Two Dudes Does The Cinnamon.

Speeding drivers are being told off by school children

Speeding motorists in Norfolk are being shamed into slowing down - by getting a ticking off from the young children their action could endanger.
Norfolk police unveiled the unusual weapon aimed at making motorists cut their speed, at the top of Barrett Street in Norwich on Monday.
The road, which has recently changed from 40mph to 30mph, is near Tuckswood Primary School, and children and staff there have become so fed up with motorists not taking notice of the speed limit signs, they decided to join police on a mission to stop speeding motorists in their tracks.
Anyone caught speeding was then given a choice - to face a maximum penalty £60 fine and three points off their license or have a lecture from local schoolchildren. And while the majority took what they thought would be the easier option, being told off by the schoolchildren, many were left red-faced and embarrassed after the children pleaded with them to curb their speed.
Speaking about the scheme, Pc Leo Blyth said: “Having the children tell the motorists off actually has more of an impact than if it was a police officer. A lot of the motorists have said how ashamed they felt afterwards and the message has really hit home to them.”

Small Bits of News

Do They Come in Pink or Blue?
STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Sweden, a champion of gender equality, plans to introduce unisex underwear for hospital patients in a move designed to save both money and space, the project leader said Thursday.
The Swedish Standards Institute has developed a new style of boxer-style underwear that is considered equally suitable for male and female patients.
Swedish hospitals currently have four different models of underwear: two for men and two for women.
Switching to one model will save money because hospitals can buy greater quantities at a better price, project leader Tuula Cammersand said. It is also an issue of space.
"A lot of people have complained that the different types take up a lot of space because you need all the different models and in different sizes," Cammersand said.
The new boxers are expected to receive final approval in April and be introduced before the summer, she said.

Get Out of the Fire Truck Miss. Please
MERRIMACK, N.H. (AP) - A woman faces several charges after police said she climbed into a ladder fire truck at a Merrimack fire station and refused to get out.
Police said Marque Buckley, 20, got into the fire truck after her car broke down outside the Reeds Ferry Fire Station Wednesday afternoon.
Police eventually got her out, and then charged her with trespassing, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer, disorderly conduct and shoplifting from an incident at a convenience store earlier in the day.
Man wears stolen jacket to interview with police.
Golden Glove Boxer tries to fight deputies.