Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What do you expect it's in Bulgaria

It looked like a scene from a comedy show -
a bull attempts to mount a woman.
Unfortunately the cow, named Dana, will not get off so lightly after her antics - and will now become Christmas dinner for the woman's family.
Rositza, from the village of Krustatitsa in Bulgaria, said: "My cow has never done such a thing before and has left me battered and bruised.
"Worst of all - even the donkey was laughing at me."

What do you think guys is she hot or what?

Bill Clinton says he understands why Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin is popular with voters.

Girl gets owned with funnel prank

Thong Prank

With a pair of ordinary household scissors.

Cool videos

Close call for skater

Kid shows incredible skill going down a hill but, then wipes out - missing a car by inches.

The show must go on

A fire broke out during a live radio broadcast in Greece.
I get paid for reading the news, not putting out fires or wait this is news

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

I’m Innocent
A Kirksville resident was arrested yesterday after being found watering 15 marijuana plants on private property north of the water treatment facility.
However, Dover says he was taking care of the plants for a friend and was unaware they were marijuana."A friend of mine asked me to water them," Dover said. "And me being stupid enough said yes."
When asked whom his friend was Dover stated, "I don’t want to turn nobody in."
Officials searched his residence located at 47 Doyle Way and found less than 35 grams of marijuana.
Dover stated those drugs weren’t his either.
"It was a baggy that was left in my shop," Dover said. "I guess I have too many friends in low places."
Dover was released on his own recognizance pending the filing of formal charges.
Picture and More
'I'm holding for someone else Dad!.' Sound familiar?
Seems funny he had drugs and growing them and then had drugs in his home. why is it he is not in jail on a 100,000 cash only bond like all the other druggies.. Oh wait, he was even released, he must be a supplier to someone in a higher up.
Robber Leaves His Drivers License Behind
A man with a knife who tried to rob a convenience store this morning in West Penn Township, left behind his driver's license after the clerk refused to give him any money, police said.
Authorities are looking for John Maculloch, 23, of Danville, who apparently showed the clerk his real driver's license during the 7 a.m. robbery attempt, said Officer Melissa Johnson of township police.
Maculloch took out his ID at the Fegley convenience store, 551 W. Penn Pike, to show his proof of age when he asked to buy a pack of cigarettes, Johnson said. He then pulled out a knife and demanded money.
But the clerk refused, saying, "I cannot give you money without a sale." That answer seemed to confuse Maculloch, who eventually gave up and pushed the cigarettes back across the counter. He drove south on Route 309 in a gold-colored Chevrolet Cavalier, possibly headed to Northampton County.
Why women need to drop their maiden name when they get married
A woman was stopped from boarding a budget jet — because her name was too long.
Ulrika Örtegren-Kärjenmäki would not fit on Ryanair’s boarding pass.
And dots on the letters invalidated it in security checks at Stansted Airport, Essex.
Furious Swede Ulrika, who was with her daughter, had to pay an extra £380 for a flight next day.
The same problem happened but an alternative pass was printed and she was allowed to fly home.
It was the ultimate expression of road rage.
A furious woman driver died after ramming another vehicle and spinning her wheels so fast that her own car burst into flames.
Serena Sutton-Smith, 54, burnt to death after refusing to get out of her Vauxhall Nova as she sat with her foot flat on the accelerator.
She spun the wheels so fast that her tires disintegrated and the metal rims sent a shower of sparks into the engine, igniting the brake fluid and setting the car on fire.
Onlookers urged her to get out of the car as the flames licked around her but she told them to "F*** off."
Bruce the pig holds woman hostage
A pig named Bruce the size of a shetland pony held an elderly woman hostage in her home in eastern Australia. The domesticated hog ran amok on Caroline Hayes’s property at Uki in a regional area of northern NSW after wandering in from an adjacent rainforest where it had been left to live in the wild by its previous owners a few weeks ago. But by 4am (AEST) on Monday their friendship had soured when Bruce – a white boar pig weighing approximately 175 pounds. He began ramming Ms Hayes’s bedroom door, grunting loudly and demanding to be fed. He became so aggressive that the woman could not leave her bedroom in order to go to the outside toilet.
Woman Delivers Baby on Lawn
All alone and in labor, Jessica Higgins found the first place she could to give birth — her front yard.
The 36-year-old was driving home from the mall Tuesday when little Mary Claire gave her the shock of a lifetime by deciding to arrive six weeks early.
Higgins — with her 2-year-old son sleeping in the back seat — called 911 as she arrived at her Fullerton home, but she had already pushed her daughter out when police arrived.
"She was just standing in the driveway rocking the newborn, who was still attached to the placenta," Officer Manny Ramos said Wednesday.
Higgins' husband, Jeff, arrived in time to cut the baby's umbilical cord under the front-yard ficus tree.
You will think a neighbor would have seen or heard her screaming and came to help out.
But just think all the money was saved by DIY.
Stolen Jamie Lynn Spears Breast-Feeding Photo
A stolen photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby girl has sparked a federal pornography investigation.
Federal and local authorities are looking for someone peddling 12 photos of Jamie Lynn, her older sister Britney Spears, her infant daughter Maddie and the baby's father Casey Aldridge.
One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie, and the 17-year-old's left breast is exposed were taken on Aldridge's digital camera.
Aldridge took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies, and law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies.
Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the photos — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor's breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes, could land the seller and buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid.
QUESTION: Since it was a photo of a underage female why wasn’t Casey Aldridge arrested for child porn or sexual abusing a minor?
Mad Izatie said...
You would think that them being famous and well off that they would be smart enough to buy a photo printer but noooo they just had to develop the photos at Wal-Mart. They probably wanted to see whether if people were going to spread the photos. Idiots.