Happy Birthday America

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It's a Happy Happy Day

Today is also my Birthday.
I was born on Saturday Night 51 years ago.
What a Mother's Day it was for my Dear Departed Mom.
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Creep-ster Bunnies

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Better late then never

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The Best Of Christmas 2008 Decoration Winner

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Merry Christmas

Have you been NAUGHTY or NICE this year?

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Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

By the way you just been served.
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Has Someone Been Naughty?

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Have You Been Naughty Or Nice On The Back Window

Merry Christmas On The Trunk Lid

Happy Holidays On Rear Bumper

And Christmas Lights All Over The Car.

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ONLY at Thanksgiving!

Talk about a huge breast!

Who wants the Breast
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It’s Cool Whip time!
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
That’s one nice spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
When do I put it in?

Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans

Gobble Gobble Gobble!

Hey, wait…
Is that turkey pecking at his pecker?

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He must have thought it was a worm.

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'Why Believe in a God?' goes on D.C. Buses

Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness' sake,' could be coming to a bus stop near you — just in time for the holidays.
Ads proclaiming, "Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness' sake," will appear on Washington, D.C., buses starting next week and running through December. The American Humanist Association unveiled the provocative $40,000 holiday ad campaign Tuesday.
In lifting lyrics from "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," the Washington-based group is wading into what has become a perennial debate over commercialism, religion in the public square and the meaning of Christmas.

The BEST Halloween Costume EVER!!!

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SLANK!!!

Cop Gets Scared - NSFW

Cheap Halloween mask scares the hell out of a cop

Hilarious Halloween Prank - NSFW

This guys reaction is PRICELESS!

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Don't forget what Memorial Day is all about

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Why The Easter Bunny Coming Early This Year

Easter is Sunday, much earlier than usual this year, and many people are scratching their heads. Isn't it still cold out? Didn't we just celebrate Christmas?
As it turns out, there's a very simple explanation, and it has nothing to do with the church, a vast religious conspiracy or even a complex marketing scheme on the part of candy-makers and egg farmers.
It's the moon.
Easter always comes on the Sunday after the first, or Paschal, full moon following the first day of spring.
Spring arrives on Thursday and the moon will be full on Friday, the earliest Paschal moon since 1913. It won't come this early again for another 220 or so years.

Happy Valentine's Day

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style and class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown . . . but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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Radio station giving away free divorce

Charleston radio station is observing Valentine's Day with a reminder that Cupid sometimes misses his mark. WKLC-FM, better known as Rock 105, is giving away a free divorce. Valentine's Day isn't all hearts and flowers, says WKLC Program Director Jay Nunley. There is a darker side, he said, "where maybe you despise your spouse and resent the entire day."Until p.m. on Thursday, Valentine's Day, applications for the free divorce will be accepted on the classic rock station's Web site, www.wklc.com. The winning name will be drawn at 5 p.m.
Nunley cautions that this is a real divorce and people shouldn't enter if they aren't serious. Also, people expecting a long, drawn-out legal battle should hire a lawyer because the Rock 105 contest is for a relatively uncomplicated divorce. Charleston attorney Rusty Webb will handle the actual filing. "Sure we can give away concert tickets, and we do," said Nunley. "That's going to make you happy for a little while. This is the chance to make someone happy for the rest of their life."

Texas spicing up chocolates for Valentine's Day

Chocolate-Covered Jalapenos

Berry Delicious chocolate shop is making their chocolate a little spicier by adding Jalapenos to the mix. Hot chocolate is getting a twist in Texas.

Chocolate-covered Jalapenos are the new Valentine’s Day special for a business owner in Elsa, Texas.

Yvonne Sandoval’s “Berry Delicious” chocolate shop is offering a more searing gift for the romantic holiday.

Although commonly used for Mexican food, Sandoval says the spicy peppers are great for candy as well.

"We've always geared towards the fruit, but this time we said let's try something spicy. So we tried chocolate-covered jalapenos. It's been pretty popular," Sandoval said.

If you’re seeking a steamy present for Valentine’s Day, then “Berry Delicious” should be your next stop.

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