Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Peugeot? My Ass!

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Two-snouted, three-eyed piglet born in China

Hot in the (many) footsteps of the six-legged cow and the three-legged duck comes another animal you won't find on Old MacDonald's farm - the two-mouthed, three-eyed Chinese piglet.
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Born in Huimen village, Menla County, China, the piglet was unable to take milk from its mother, forcing farmer Yang Qiaofen to feed it using the mouths it had on either side of its head.
As well as the extra mandibular equipment, the puzzling porcine was blessed with an extra eye in the middle of its forehead, earning it the nickname "Cyclops".
The seventh of seven in its litter, young Cyclops was the only abnormal birth.
While it is able to feed - "both mouths can drink at the same time," noted a surprised Yang, who is feeding it on powdered milk - it is unable to stand properly.
· UK to sell pigs' trotters to China Cyclops' mother was artificially inseminated, and local vets are nonplussed as to the origin of the genetic mutation.

The Office Toilet Prank

This laptop will make most nerds cream their pants

Paragliding + Wheelchair = no limits

Frog Juice

They call it 'The Peruvian Viagra' and they say it's great for you if you have a low sex drive.
It's the best aphrodisiac.
'Extracto de rana' (Frog juice) is in very high demand at local markets of Lima, Peru.

It's also heals stuff like asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness, but who cares about those. As long as it gives you a good boner. The main aphrodisiac effect probably comes from one of its ingredients called Maca, which is a South-American plant known for its erotic powers.
You go to the market stall and you pick your frogs from a tank. The vendor takes them out and bangs them against the table to kill them. Then she peels the skin off them and she fills the blender with hot white bean broth, some honey, raw aloe vera and a generous portion of maca. Then she adds your plucked frogs and she turns the blender on. And voila, a delicious warm glass of frog juice.
After the frog had been shredded into a millions pieces,
the liquid will be pour onto a cup and serve to you.

Actually, in the remote part of the world, Frog juice is considered as one of the healthy drink. The below video is taken in Cusco, Peru where frog juice consider a natural aphrodisiac.

That explains why Viagra are not selling so well in Peru LOL!

Rocket powered shopping cart

Wacky Andy Tyler sits in a 50mph shopping cart after fitting a JET ENGINE. Its metal glows red hot at temperatures up to 600°C, so he has to sit with his back to a heat shield.
The microlight instructor, 35, built the gas and liquid fuel pulse jet from instructions off the internet. He pulled the trolley from a river and splashed £50 on scrap wheels, brakes and a steering device.
The dad of two, from Beccles, Suffolk, said: "It can't go on roads, runs out of fuel after two minutes and at over 50mph becomes unstable. People think I'm off my trolley but it's exhilarating."

Eyeball Washing - GRAPHIC VIDEO

It's about damn time you caught that mouse

2008 Olympics

Getting a Piece of ASS (Jack Ass)

Small Bits of News

"Crutch Bandit" robs bank in Albuquerque
Waving a gun with one hand and holding a crutch in the other, a man fired several shots inside a New Mexico bank during a robbery. FBI officers are still trying to track down a man, now dubbed the “Crutch Bandit,” who robbed a branch of the Bank of Albuquerque last Wednesday. The thief, dressed in what looked like a ninja outfit, was described as an Asian man, 25-35 years old, approximately 5-foot-6 and 140 pounds. No one was injured during the frightening incident. The man waved a semiautomatic pistol in the air while staggering around on his crutch. As a teller filled a bag with money the robber walked passed all three teller windows and then took the bag and left. FBI officials hope that with the release of the video footage someone will recognize the man and turn him in. With news video.

'Dog porn' DVD man sentenced
A jilted boyfriend wreaked revenge on his former lover by showing his friends a secret film of her performing oral sex on a dog. Kenneth Morris, 54, was left furious when his former girlfriend ditched him for someone else - and left him footing the rent bill.
When he found a DVD of her performing oral sex on a dog in an obscene homemade film, he decided to get his own back. Morris copied the DVD then gave it to one unsuspecting friend saying: “Watch this - it’s gross.” The shocked pal was so disgusted by what he saw he immediately alerted the RSPCA and police. At Minshull Street Crown Court, Morris of Eccles in Salford, Greater Manchester, admitted distributing obscene material. He leant on a crutch and nodded his head in the dock as he was sentenced to a 12 month supervision order.

Dude poops on neighbors clothes, shoes, any everything else.
A man who defecated on the clothing and shoes of neighbors was charged yesterday with the repulsive, month-long soiling spree. Ronnie Ballard, 19, is facing misdemeanor charges for ruining the items, which were in the laundry room and hallways of a Madison apartment building that is next door to Ballard's residence.
According to a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Circuit Court, Ballard defecated on two occasions in a washing machine, ruining a comforter, baby clothing, and other garments. Ballard, is also charged with defecating in the tennis shoes and boots of building residents, who had left the footwear outside their apartment doors. » Article here

Grandma Arrested For Not Pulling Car Forward
A 75-year-old woman was arrested at a Clearwater McDonald's drive-thru, because police say she wouldn't pull her car forward.
Authorities said Jean Merola, a grandmother of eight, was arrested for disorderly conduct after she refused an officer's orders to move her car while she waited for the coffee and fries she ordered at the drive-through window.
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Elderly Dallas Business Owner Takes Down Burglar
It's unusual for a business owner to catch a burglar in the act and take that criminal down. It's even more remarkable when that business owner is 87 years old.
Before Friday, Al Brewster was known as the owner of one of the city's oldest real estate companies and the largest billboard in Dallas. Now, he's also a proven crimefighter.
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