Sunday, August 31, 2008

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Dog Blows It Out His ASS

A dog swallowed too much salt water at the beach and had diarrhea.
Everytime he barked he squirted water out his butt.

Who wants Ice-cream

To celebrate the diversity of British culture a huge ice cream which contains 20 of the UK's most popular regional flavors from traditional 'clotted cream' to the more wacky 'sausage and mash' scoop. Yorkshire Pudding flavor came out top in a survey to discover the nation's favorite regional ice-cream.
Respondents were asked to pick flavors that best represented the UK,

1. Yorkshire Pudding (Yorkshire)
2. Sausage & Mash (Cumberland)
3. Pork Pie (Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire)
4. Cheddar Cheese (Cheddar, Somerset)
5. Cornish Pasty (Cornwall)
6. Clotted Cream (Cornwall)
7. Lancashire Hot Pot (Lancashire)
8. Eccles Cake (Salford, Manchester)
9. Worcestershire Sauce (Worcestershire)
10. Haggis (Scotland)
11. Shortbread (Scotland)
12. Morecambe Bay Potted Shrimps (Morecambe)
13. Black Pudding (Bury, Lancashire)
14. Stottie Cake (Tyneside)
15. Haslet (Lincolnshire)
16. Red Leicester Cheese (Leicestershire)
17. Wensleydale Cheese (Wensleydale, Yorkshire)
18. Arbroath Smokies (Arbroath, Scotland)
19. Welsh Rarebit (Wales)
20. Kendal Mint Cake (Kendal, Cumbria)

What’s Your Favorite Flavor of Ice-cream
The city of Yokohama has marked the 130th anniversary of the arrival of ice cream in Japan with a festival showcasing exotic regional varieties
More than 125 varieties of ice cream have been available in the two week festival, including cheese. Another favorite was flavored with very finely sliced pieces of pearl from the traditional pearl-growing region of Japan's inland sea.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man gets nut surgically removed
A man who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in trouble when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.
The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
The 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.
He was finally put out of his misery when doctors removed the nut by using a needle to suck out some of the blood and cut away skin on the upper layer of his organ to remove the nut.
This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, Doctors at the University Malaya Medical Center in Kuala Lumpur had to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis.
Boy has shoulder made from his elbow
A teenage cancer patient has undergone successful surgery to rebuild his shoulder using his elbow.
Tom Lemm, 15, from Pontefract, had his left arm amputated by surgeons at Leeds General Hospital because of a tumor at the top of the limb.
Doctors used tissue and muscle from his unaffected elbow to create a new shoulder in what is believed to be the first UK operation of its kind.
Tom's surgeon said the shoulder would be able to support an artificial arm.
In the operation, the whole arm and the shoulder joint were removed.
The surgeons then used the elbow joint and tissue from the arm to reconstruct a shoulder joint.
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