Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Restroom Prank - The Perfect Joke! - 18 and Over


Conjugal visit ends in jail for Florida woman

A conjugal quest by a woman from Flagler Beach ended with her going to jail on DUI charges.
The Flagler County Sheriff's Office arrested 45-year-old Denise Rutledge on one count of driving under the influence.
Investigators say she went to the jail to request a conjugal visit with a specific inmate. Jailers turned her away, because the facility doesn't allow conjugal visits and also because visiting hours had ended.
Deputies said Rutledge left in her car, but returned. A deputy stopped her and gave her a breathalyzer test because she had slurred speech and trouble standing.
Investigators say she blew a .256, which is well above the legal limit in Florida of .08.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know You Needed

2 Men Steal $2,000 Worth Of Panties From Victoria's Secret
Police are trying to identify two men who stole more than $2,000 worth of women's panties from a Victoria's Secret at the Town Center at Boca Raton.
Boca Raton police said the manager reported the theft Saturday afternoon. The manager said two men entered the store and took about 130 pairs of women's panties.
Surveillance video in the store showed one man holding open a bag while the other scooped up the panties and placed them in the bag.
Dubai driver racks up $97,000 in traffic penalties
A Dubai student who racked up traffic offence penalties of $97,000 (£61,888) has been caught by police.
The man, who eluded officers for two years and continued to collect speeding tickets, also had his 4X4 vehicle seized.
He was forced to pay fines of $69,754 immediately, and must find a further $27,247 to get his car back.
The man, who committed 400 separate offences, has had his driver's license revoked.
Police sergeant won't be charged
A Torrance police sergeant will not be charged in an off-duty hit-and-run collision, although he admitted he fled because his "judgment was impaired by alcohol," according to prosecutors.
Redondo Beach City Prosecutor Brenda Wells said Tuesday that she declined to file a criminal case against Sgt. Michael Mastick for several reasons.
Among them, Wells said was the fact that the alleged victim did not want the internal affairs investigator prosecuted. In addition, she said, the driver of the suspect vehicle was not identified by any witnesses at the time of Sept. 26 incident.
However, she noted: "Initially, Michael Mastick claimed that his wife was driving and she confirmed that information. Later, Michael Mastick submitted a statement claiming that he was the driver and he fled because his judgment was impaired by alcohol."
Man fined $50 for sniffing bakery cakes
A Canadian man in Regina, Saskatchewan was fined $50 Friday for sniffing and touching cakes in a supermarket bakery department.
Alexander Rodrigue, 23, was also ordered to make restitution for the cakes and stay away from the supermarket for four months, the Regina Leader-Post reported.
He had previously pleaded guilty to a mischief charge relating to the June 15 incident in which staff claimed he had been licking the cakes, the newspaper said.
However, at his sentencing, Rodrigue told the judge he had not licked the cakes, but admitted to sniffing and touching them.
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Tree Carved Into Phallic Shape

A tree is making neighbors in a Tempe, Arizona neighborhood a little uncomfortable.
"It's extremely inappropriate," neighbor Annette Willis said.
Actually, the tree itself is scattered in pieces throughout Adam Starr's backyard.
It's the 8-foot stump still standing that has captured everyone's attention.
"I don't see what the big deal is," said neighbor June Thompkins. "It's funny."
Starr said the 35-foot pine tree behind his house died and needed to come down, so he asked a friend to chop it down.
As a bonus, the friend left behind a one-of-a-kind sculpture in the shape of a male body part.