Monday, April 7, 2008

21 years = £4million

The £130million stately home which comes with a squatter in the garden
A billionaire is planning to transform a vacant London stately house into the world's most expensive home - but can't evict a squatter who's been living there for the past 21 years. Harry Hallowes, 71, was awarded squatters' rights last year, which means he can continue living in his tent in the grounds. His small plot is now worth £4million.

Meanwhile, the tycoon will spend £80m building transforming the vacant Athlone House in Highgate, North London, into a stately home. Once finished, the land and building will be worth an estimated £130m.

Mr Hallowes says he's looking forward to meeting his new neighbor, who bought the home for £16m three years ago but has never lived in the 19th century building.

Ladies Do You Need To Camouflage Your Sex Toys

Camouflage (Costumes)

Angelina Jolie at age 16


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Hell.- said...
That is just a low self-steem booster.

I wish I looked like that when I was 16!!

Simply Irresistible

A bear having to scratch

Stupid, but Lucky Game Show Answers

WTF??? Father and Daughter have Child Together

A south Australian father and daughter have revealed they are a couple, and have had a child together. John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny's mother. Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.
"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves. "We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding." Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste appears fit and healthy. Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong. "Emotions take over, as people no doubt realize, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said. "I knew of course it was illegal but you know, so what." Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man."
Mad Izatie said...
That is just SICK.

Man cuts down unhappy oak tree

A man from Nashua, New Hampshire, was cutting down an oak tree when he discovered what appeared to be a frowning face in the wood.

Kids Unknowingly Humor

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening, when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So, I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then, she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement, and then asked, “Haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4- year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day, I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, “The tooth fairy will never believe this!”
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.” “And why not, darling?” “You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said: “Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn and into the hole he gooooes.”
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated, as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mama, look what I found”, the boy called out. ” What have you got there, dear?” With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think its Adam’s underwear!”

Small Bits of News

Man gets 10 years for planned sex encounter with A 5-year-old girl
DETROIT -- A 29-year-old Illinois man who admitted to driving from his home near Chicago to Sterling Heights for a planned sexual encounter with a 5-year-old girl was sentenced to 10 years in prison in federal court today.
Matthew Bastian of Aurora, Ill. is one of several defendants caught in a sting operation set up by the Macomb County Sheriff's Office in which an undercover officer posed as a mother looking for men to have sex with her 5-year-old child.
U.S. District Judge David M. Lawson handed down the 10-year sentence, which is the mandatory minimum set by Congress for crossing state lines to entice a minor under the age of 12.
Woman Illegally Bought Gun for Boyfriend, Faces Up to 10yrs Jail
A 26-year-old woman pleaded guilty yesterday in federal court to buying a handgun for her boyfriend -- an illegal transaction known as a "straw purchase," the Maryland U.S. attorney's office said. Christine Brzezenski, who lives with her boyfriend in an apartment in the 6500 block of Brown Ave. in Southeast Baltimore, faces up to 10 years in prison when she is sentenced May 22.
California Teacher Arrested After Students Find Handgun in Her Class
A Santa Ana elementary school teacher was arrested after students found a handgun and ammunition in the drawer of a supply cabinet of her classroom, officials said Thursday. Jayne DeArmond, 51, a third-grade teacher at Diamond Elementary School, was arrested on charges of felony possession of a firearm on a campus and misdemeanor child endangerment after students discovered the unloaded handgun and ammunition about 11:15 a.m. Wednesday.
Dad raped girl in hospital bed next to sick son
Man raped teen patient in bed next to sick son
Attack lasted for an hour
Case has led to tighter security measures at hospital

A MAJOR children's hospital has been forced to introduce new security measures after a man visiting his ill son raped a teenage patient in the next bed. Raouf Philopos sexually assaulted the girl for more than an hour as his six-year-old son slept and while nurses tended to patients in the ward at The Children's Hospital at Westmead.
The 16-year-old victim was readmitted to the same hospital ward after turning to self-harm following the assault. The incident has forced a major review of Westmead's child protection policies, and resulted in new protocols for overnight stays by carers.
Job application points police to robbery suspect
ATHENS, Ga. — Police said they got a major clue to the identity of a suspect in the armed robbery of a convenience store — his job application.
Investigators in Athens, Ga., said Demetrius Robinson filled out the application to kill time while waiting for the Golden Pantry store to empty of customers.
Authorities said it was Robinson who then produced a knife and held up the store last week.
The job application gave Robinson's name and an uncle's phone number, but a phony address.
Police arrested the 28-year-old Saturday on armed robbery charges.