Sunday, September 9, 2007

An elephant with great skills

I am impressed with the dropkick.

What a place to lay your head on

Just hope she don't FART

What women expects from men

25 Courses Women Want Their Men To Take
THE RESPONSE FROM MEN

1. You Too Can Do Housework
WHY, WHEN YOU DO IT SO WELL

2. Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
YEAH, IF YOU DO EVERYTHING MY WAY FROM THE START

3. How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
HAVE A REFRIGERATOR WITH A ICE MAKER

4. Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 am
AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING

5. Wonderful Laundry Techniques
YES, FOR THE WOMEN TO GET THE JOB DONE

6. Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
“BUT IT DOES AT BIRTH AND STARTS AGAIN WHEN THEY GET OUT OF DIAPERS”

7. Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
WHY SINCE I CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND TAKE OUT

8. How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
BECAUSE IT’S ONE OF THOSE MALE THINGS WE CAN DO AND YOU CAN'T

9. Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
YOU THINK YOU ARE ANY BETTER I DON’T THINK SO

10. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
WHY WHEN THE WOMEN ALWAYS SPENDS THE MONEY

11. Reasons To Give Flowers
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

12. How To Stay Awake After
WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO?

13. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
ARE YOU ARE SAYING I CAN’T PEE

14. Anywhere But the Bathroom
WHY NOT THE BATHROOM SEX CAN BE DIRTY?

15. Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
SINCE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT JUST DO IT

16. You – The Weaker Sex
THEN WHY IS IT WOMEN CRY MORE THEN MEN?

17. You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
BUT IT HELPS

18. The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
I KNOW BECAUSE “SPORTS” ARE ON SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

19. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
THEN WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU TWO HANDS FOR

20. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
AREN’T THE WOMEN THE ONES THAT ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

21. The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
AS LONG AS YOU WATCH THE STUFF I WANT TO WATCH

22. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
WHY YOU ACT LIKE A BIG BABY WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING

23. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
WHY, WHEN YOU DO IT SO WELL

24. Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
WHY IT NEEDED VENTILATED SO IT DON’T BUILD UP

25. How To Take Illness Like a Man
HEY WHEN YOU ARE SICK YOU’RE SICK GIVE ME A BREAK

His and Hers with the Emphasis on Hers


Those are some Lucky Animals





Given Her The Ole' Boner


Really Bad Idea


Ummmmmm!


"If you want it come and get it"
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"Airing my Dirty Laundry"
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Gas for your car $30.00
Dinner and a stop at the liquor store $75.00
Southern Comfort the Liquid Panty Remover
Getting her panties off and having it your way - PRICELESS

USB Memory Stick from China...

"China is famous for cheap products which are often are fake, imitation and even dangerous.

These types of underground factories are everywhere and the government is not regulating it enough."
What a Rip-Off!

Bikini Jeans


Those would be so hot without the bikini part.


Just wait until we see some great booties walking around here OMG!!!


Made in Japan

Where do the Japanese dream this up?

God Bless America

I want to salute her

Assortment of Pictures






WTF!!!, I don't believe what I am seeing



For what grade are these for?

Which school is this? How do I enroll?