Monday, March 24, 2008

DAMN! Everyone knows I have a small dick now!

What's it like being.....

Bitchslap in Slow Motion

Did you know it's illegal to say....

Interesting Road Trips

From Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Climax, Michigan
From Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina to Hell, Michigan
From Spread Eagle, Wisconsin to Hooker, Arkansas
From Cut-Off, Louisiana to Blueballs, Pennsylvania
From Cold Water, Mississippi to Hot Water, Mississippi
From Toad Suck, Arkansas to Monkey’s Elbow, Kentucky
From Panic, Pennsylvania to Fearnot, Pennsylvania
From Boring, Oregon to Eclectic, Alabama
From Ogle, Kentucky to Loveladies, New Jersey
From Smackover, Arkansas to Assawoman, Virginia
From Muck City, Alabama to Shite Creek, Idaho
From Fort Dick, California to Dickeyville, Wisconsin
From Dismal, Tennessee to Peculiar, Missouri
From Gaylordsville, Connecticut to Gay Mills, Wisconsin
From Sandwich, Illinois to Forks of Salmon, California
From Jupiter, Florida to Mars, Pennsylvania
From Big Foot, Illinois to Big Sandy, Wyoming
From Okay, Oklahoma to Uncertain, Texas
From Hornytown, North Carolina to Romance, Arkansas
From Big Beaver, South Carolina to Dildo, New Jersey
From Weed, California to High, Texas
From Success, Missouri to Crappo, Maryland
From French Lick Indiana to Climax Michigan…
From Lizard Lick, North Carolina to Dildo, Newfoundland
From “Bong Bong” NSW to “Humpty Do” Northern Territory
From “Come By Chance” Western NSW to “Iron Knob” in South Australia
From “Cockburn” Western Australia to “Burrumbuttock” New South Wales
From Little Dix Village (West Indies) to Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)
From Maggie’s Nipples (Wyoming, USA) to Sandy Balls (England)
From ‘Fillmore’ Utah to ‘Beaver’ Utah
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From Why Arizona to Gringo Pass New Mexico

Romantic Ballad

Thanks Richard

Finish this sentence

Asian people_______.

Super Sized Fat Guy

Thanks B&P For the picture
The Standard American Diet
If you were to list the factors that increase the risk of cancer, heart disease, stroke, intestinal disorders, just about any illness, the Standard American Diet has them all:
High in animal fats
High in unhealthy fats: saturated, hydrogenated
Low in fiber
High in processed foods
Low in complex carbohydrates
Low in plant-based foods
The striking fact is that cultures that eat the reverse of the standard American diet – low fat, high in complex carbohydrates, plant-based, and high in fiber – have a lower incidence of cancer and coronary artery disease (CAD). What's even sadder is that countries, whose populations can afford to eat the healthiest disease-preventing foods, don't. The United States has spent more money on cancer research than any country in the world. Yet the American diet contributes to the very diseases we are spending money to prevent.

Alien Images Appear On Wall In Western Canada

Use Electricity Wisely

For a finish you can see yourself use "Beaver Wax"

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Man with many names has federal agents baffled

Federal agents have arrested a man who has used so many different identities over so many years, they don't know who he really is.

Small Bits of News

Juror Discharged for Smoking Cannabis at Court
A juror from Crewe has been discharged from a rape case after being caught smoking cannabis in crown court toilets.
In the incident the suspicion of visiting police in Chester Crown Court was aroused after they smelled cannabis smoke coming from the building’s public toilets.
The 46-year-old male juror was discovered inside smoking a cannabis ‘joint’ and was immediately arrested.
Connecticut Driver Caught Speeding Blames an Oreo
SALISBURY, Conn. — Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake — or, at least, the cookie.
A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed the driving problems on an errant Oreo.
Police say Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out.
Man hit by police Taser: "That's all you got?"
Syracuse, NY.----Syracuse Officers said they went to a home after the resident, Lakiya Hall, 29, reported that her fiancé had punched her.
Police said three officers entered the housing looking for the fiancé, Benjamin Myers, 31, who also lives at the residence. But when one of the officers tried to grab his arm, Myers ran into the kitchen, police said. They ordered him to put his hands behind his back because he was under arrest, but he refused, saying "It's gonna take more than three of you to take me down," and then swung at one of the officers, police said.
Police Officer Michael Drury said he immediately fired his Taser at Myers. The Taser is a gun-like device that fires electric darts to temporarily disable a person. The device's probes hit Myers in the lower abdomen, but they had no effect on the 5-foot 9-inch Myers, Drury said. According to the officer, Myers pulled the probes out himself, laughed and said, "That's all you got?" Myers then pointed to another officer and told him "he was going to knock him out first," Drury said.
When several more officers arrived, Myers finally put his hands behind his back and was arrested, police said.
Spring Breakers Arrested After Dynamite Explodes On Hotel Sundeck
DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. -- Three spring breakers were arrested after an explosion rocked two hotel guests from their bed and shattered the windows of their Daytona Beach Shores hotel room around 2:30am Friday.
When officers first arrived, they found three safety windows had been shattered, along with a metal light pole that had been destroyed. They also noticed metal and glass debris scattered across a 100-foot area.
SLIDESHOW: Images Of Three Suspects In Police Custody
ARREST DETAILS: Police Release On Explosion, Arrests (PDF)
Orlando Police Installs 60 Security Cameras In Downtown Area
ORLANDO, Fla. -- Orlando police said they were going to show off a new high-tech crime fighting tool on Monday. The Orlando Police Department will place security cameras in high crime areas. "It's going to be like a cop standing on every street. Where there is a camera you are going to be watched," said Cpt. Jeffrey Goltz of the Orlando Police Department. Police said they will be installing 60 new cameras. The first batch will be installed in the Parramore area. Almost 10-percent of the city's crime happens there.