Friday, September 7, 2007


Supplies list:
Hickory Smoked Bacon
Pepper Jack Cheese
Hamburger Buns

100% Bacon. Have it almost frozen so when you grind it will not be slimy and soft.

Cranked up the meat grinder and ground the bacon twice, once with the coarse plate and a second time through the fine plate.

The pile o' bacon, ready for forming into patties.

Cooked the burger in a skillet to avoid having it break apart on the grill.

Cooked to 170 degrees.

Out of the skillet, patted on a paper towel to remove some grease and nestled between two slices of pepper jack cheese.

Time to eat

May God have mercy on my heart?

Obsesion with Food

God Bless America… Land of the Obese….
Home of the Whopper, Luther Burger, Super Size
and Quaddruple Bypass

Can I Help?

One summer evening a young son came in while his mother was setting the table for supper.

Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.

His mother said,

“No, but I appreciate you asking.”

The child responded,

“Well, I appreciate you saying no.”

Third World Ambulance

Dogs do make “Real Friends”

Faithful Companion
This video shows a compilation of photos of a dog in China whose 'dog friend' had been run over by a car and killed.
The dog apparently stayed beside its friend for several hours until it was eventually removed by the authorities.

Man Crosses Mountains By Foot For Love

Journey Through California Will Take Man 150 Miles To Anaheim
September 6, 2007

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- One man decided to prove his love to a woman Thursday by attempting to cross the mountains between Bakersfield, Calif., and Los Angeles by foot, reported KERO-TV.

The 150-mile journey for Nathan Staker, 21, stemmed from a late-night phone conversation with his girlfriend, Nicole Faltermayer, which turned into a challenge of the heart.

Yet the journey didn't begin at the base of the mountains that are home to the Los Padres National Forest.

Staker began his journey Thursday in Bakersfield by jogging along Highway 119, and then along a frontage road that parallels Freeway 99.

Video: Man Walks Across Mountains For Love

Funny Alert

Small Bits of News

Man Charged For Bumping Into Patrol Car Several Times
A Tampa man was charged with bumping into a deputy's patrol car several times.
An arrest report said James Rose first stopped on an highway then put his truck in reverse and hit the patrol car. He sped away on the interstate and stopped a half mile later, backing into the patrol car again.
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Pot-Theft Suspects Didn't Know Plants Were Cops'
One of two men charged Wednesday afternoon with stealing marijuana from the Maine Drug Enforcement Agency said he grabbed a plant from the unmarked truck just to check out if it really was pot.
Travis Child of Peru and Jeremy Belskis of Rumford, both 20 years old, were taken into custody about 4:30 p.m. at Child and Sons Auto Sales on Hancock Street in Rumford by Rumford officers Matthew Noyes and Eric Lippincott while a plainclothes agent stood by, officers said.
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Parking attendant whose T-shirt insults his victims

A London parking attendant revealed today how he really feels about handing out tickets.
His T-shirt - normally hidden underneath his uniform - said it all.
As the warden pulled back his white shirt to show the unofficial message printed on the T-shirt, he was photographed by a passing member of the public.
The message read: "So you got a ticket! I don't give a Fcuk."

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25 Things Women Doesn’t Know...

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Dog Backflips

Umm....WHO CARES if bras are wrinkled???

A travel bag for padded bras so they won't get wrinkled.