Thursday, April 30, 2009



Caption This......


Flaming The Unconscious


Either a smart kid or the gayest


Just Signs


How doctors really test your fluids

Blood normally stays in your body, unless there's an accident. Urine normally stays in your body until there's an accident. But either way, neither of these liquid go into your mouth. Until now! Because now, there are Sour Candy Body Fluids, and the one place they are supposed to go is your mouth. Think of it - candy pee and candy blood - just what you never knew you always wanted.
Nothing, will make people cringe like watching you drink pee straight from a real live urine specimen container. And it will make you cringe too, but not because it tastes bad. Oh no, the urine tastes like a deliciously thick lemonade - only really, really sour (hence the cringing). Likewise the blood looks just like real blood, in a real specimen vial - but it tastes like intensely sour cherry. We love this stuff; it tastes great and the disgusting fun is to die for.
Sour Candy Body Fluids are the only time that having blood mixed in with your urine is a good thing - then you have yummy, sour cherry lemonade! Lip-smacking gross!

The SWINE FLU Vaccination for the new pandemic

A new Pandemic means a new Vaccine- But wait a minute, apparently this one was a threat before and it is making a comeback. Here is the commercials for the Swine Flu outbreak in '76. The Swine Flu has to mutate to have an effect on humans because it doesn't normally pass from Swine to humans. So now it has miraculously done so again. It is going to have to get in line with the other flus and vaccines the government keeps trying to scare us into taking.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash
Police in Bismarck, North Dakota say a naked motorist has been charged with driving under the influence after crashing a pickup into a hospital emergency room. No one was hurt.
Sgt. Dwight Offerman said 47-year-old Nicholas Krush drove into the admitting area of Bismarck's St. Alexius Hospital emergency room early Wednesday.
Offerman says Krush may have overdosed on a prescription drug. He says police were told before the crash to look for a pickup driven by a man who overdosed and was heading to Bismarck for treatment.
Hospital officials say it caused more than $100,000 in damage.
Judge won't let inmate change name to 'Sinner'
No, the judge said to a 23-year-old Nebraska prison inmate. You can't call yourself "Sinner Lawrence Bilskirnir." Court documents said Jonathan L. Thomas cited his Norse religion in seeking the name change, saying he "is a heathen and Thor is his 'High God.'"
But Lancaster County District Judge Steve Burns says government agencies need to closely track Thomas because of his criminal record and because there are three child-support cases against him.
Burns says Thomas' reasons do not satisfy the legal requirements.
In his ruling, Burns said that "simply because a person is a Christian, a Jew or a Muslim, they do not change their name to Moses."
The smell of rotting eggs gives men an erection
The bizarre finding could help doctors to develop a more effective version of the sex drug Viagra, boffins say.
A gas called hydrogen sulphide – also released when eggs rot and from the exhausts of cars with catalytic converters – is given out by men just before they have sex.
Tiny amounts of it are released by nerve cells in a man's private part to prepare it for intercourse, a study found.
The gas causes muscle cells in the region to relax, boosting blood flow, and leading to a better erection.
Viagra, however, harnesses a different chemical – nitric oxide – to give users a boost.
But one third of men have found the drug ineffective.
The discovery could now help to improve the sex lives of countless men.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Unless you are on a suicide mission


Mexican Flu Better Safe than Sorry!

To me that don't seem the same to me.
I suppose you can say the same thing about a condom.

Now that's a Original


What No Chicken?

Popeyes ran out of chicken in Rochester, NY
After Popeyes Chicken advertises a $4.99 special, all of a sudden several branches of the fast food chain run out of chicken and close their doors, causing customers filmed in this video to become irate. Many people have felt that the story was also racist...

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Police Raid Ohio Bar, Find 14-Year-Old Topless Dancer
Police in Akron, Ohio says a 14-year-old girl was dancing topless at an Akron strip club when they raided the bar and arrested four exotic dancers.
Akron police vice officers served a search warrant Friday night at the Playhouse bar.
The bar's owner and manager were charged with illegal use of a minor in a nudity performance and child endangering.
Police Lt. Rick Edwards says officers saw some dancers have contact with customers, but not the 14-year-old. He says the club is not licensed as a sexually oriented business.
The girl has been placed with Summit County Children Services.
Man's Penis Severed by Girlfriend
Police say a man in northeastern Brazil had his penis severed by his girlfriend who accused him of raping her daughter.
Police officer Fabio Gaudencio says 42-year-old Isaias Saturnino was sleeping at home last Friday when Maria da Silva used a kitchen knife to cut off his penis.
Gaudencio says Silva fled and remains at large.
Saturnino underwent reconstructive surgery and was in good condition on Monday, but is expected to stay at least two months in the hospital for observation.
Gaudencio says Silva's daughter accused Saturnino of raping her starting at age seven. She is teenager now. He hasn't been charged so far.
Gaudencio said Monday that Silva is expected to voluntarily turn herself in.

Mother is pissed at her son.

Black Woman Calls Police On Her Son Then Threatens To Take His Life...

Tragic Sex Blog is blog in which visitors share their horrible sexual experiences.
Here is one such revolting account:
This tragic incident took place when I was dating a guy who turned out to be one of the biggest mistake of my dating career thus far. Anyways, me and my mistake were getting busy one night, this consisted of lots of making out and foreplay. During the foreplay we switched to a 69 and we’re both enjoying ourselves. This moment of pleasure was interrupted by a blast of gas from my boyfriends ass. He farted… pretty much right in my face. I think it goes without saying that this was not well received by me. This was the end of our fooling around for that night.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Yeah It's You

PHEW! What’s that smell?

A Very Funny Dog

It's an Oscar-worthy performance by this talented dog.

Caption This......


Not My Usual

Actually there is nothing anyone can do if the vehicle has a Legitimate Placard.
What those spaces are for are people with medical problems that they can't walk any kind of distance without sitting for a spell and not how much money they have.
What is parked there has nothing to do with parking there, it could be a limo even.
Holy shit, Ctrl+Shift+T in firefox brings back the tab that you just accidentally closed
In other news, reading the fucking manual actually works sometimes.
Millions and Millions Dead
As the body count continues to rise, a shaken nation is struggling to cope in the wake of the mass deaths sweeping the world population. With no concrete figures available at this early stage, experts estimate at least 250,000 U.S. citizens have died in the last month alone, with death tolls across the globe reaching into the millions.

Will the Bacon Craze Ever End?


The Bacone:
A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.
Another way that might be better, if the cone was made from a pancake wrap and filled with bacon, syrup on the inside and eggs on top.

Ice Age Horror:

"Deep North," a disturbing display of what your home will look like
FROZEN with the coming of the next Ice Age!
Your Kitchen

Nothing like sitting your butt down on a frozen toilet seat!

Finger cut off and eaten in wage protest


Couple Caught Having Dumpster Sex

Nice conception story to share with the kid someday.
"Yes, junior. You were conceived in a dumpster."
Spring is clearly in the air -- one couple wanting to spend a little quality time together yesterday wasn't too fussy about the location.
A Saanich police officer responding to a complaint of suspicious activity early yesterday morning in the Quadra and McKenzie area heard noises coming from a dumpster. When no one responded after he called out, he decided to look inside.
He found two naked adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, described later by police as "intertwined and oblivious to his presence."
The pair was ordered to dress and get out of the dumpster. The man was arrested on an unrelated matter stemming from Oak Bay police files, while the woman was sent home.


No Regrets

A book called No Regrets: The Best, Worst & Most £$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever is packed with hundreds of hilarious, cringe-worthy and downright stupid examples of tattoos

"Just do it"? Just don't

We can only guess what condition this person was in when they decided to get a tattoo of a marijuana plant...

Monday, April 27, 2009

Personal Flotation Devices


Big is Beautiful


Child Bear??

I'm guessing they meant 'Chilled Beer'.

Literally, a throne.


Having a Great Day at the Beach


The Disgusting Looking Devil's Flower Mantis

The Idolomantis Diabolica is sometimes known as the "King of all mantids" for the obvious reason: it's beauty, size and rarity, is one of the largest species of praying mantis that mimic flowers.

Moustachioed horse evades the clippers

A horse which has grown a curly, golden moustache is refusing to let grooms shave it off.
Alfie, a 10-year-old Shire-cross, is said to flee if he thinks he is in danger of getting even a trim.
The horse also refuses to let staff at the stables in Bitton, Gloucestershire, into his stall there for fear that they will remove his whiskers.
The moustache may look somewhat incongruous given its fair color compared to his black and white colouring and well-meaning staff thought he would rather be without it.
However Alfie clearly enjoys the look and groom Justine Greenslade said all efforts to clip it had been in vain.
"He's obviously rather proud of his facial hair," she said.
"He runs a mile if he thinks we're going to trim it."

Unfortunate Tattoos for a Mugshot


Trying desperately to measure up

Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.
Now doctors in the West say the trend for self-injection is catching on in the UK and the US.
The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis
All in the name of the perfect body.
Injuries consist of severe deformations caused by tissue damage and erectile dysfunction.
Gangrene can also develop if injection causes infection.
"Increasing the size of the girth of the penis is common in South East Asia as well as in Japan."

'Felony Franks' Hot Dog Stand Hires Convicts

A Chicago alderman says he doesn't mind that a businessman plans to open a hot dog stand in his ward and hire former convicts to work there, but he does object to the stand's crime-linked theme.
Alderman Fioretti said the city's West Side has major crime problems, so he thinks the stand's name, Felony Franks, is simply not in good taste.
Fioretti also objected to several slogans, including: "Food so good, it's criminal," and "Home of the misdemeanor wiener."
Stand owner Jim Andrews, though, says he thinks the tongue-in-cheek name and a menu that features such items as "burglar beef" and "chain gang chili dog" will help to erase some of the stigma that being a former convict carries.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Starting Here



Lake Wendouree is an artificially-created and maintained shallow urban lake for the city of Ballarat, Victoria, Australia.
The name Wendouree comes from a local aboriginal word wendaaree which means 'go away'
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Rock and Roll Them Away

Hard Rock Music is the Ultimate Weapon Against Insect Plague
The residents of Tuscarora Nevada, anticipating an imminent attack, will be ready with a perimeter defense. They'll position their best weapons at regular intervals, faced out toward the desert to repel the assault.
Then they'll turn up the volume.
Rock music blaring from boom boxes has proved one of the best defenses against an annual invasion of Mormon crickets. The huge flightless insects are a fearsome sight as they advance across the desert in armies of millions that march over, under or into anything in their way.
But the crickets don't much fancy Led Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones, the townspeople figured out three years ago. So next month, Tuscarorans are preparing once again to get out their extension cords, array their stereos in a quarter-circle and tune them to rock station KHIX, full blast, from dawn to dusk. "It is part of our arsenal," says Laura Moore, an unemployed college professor and one of the town's 13 residents.
In flyspeck villages like Tuscarora, crickets are a serious matter. The critters hatch in April in the barren soil of northern Nevada, western Utah and other parts of the Great Basin, quickly growing into blood-red, ravenous insects more than 2 inches long.
Then they march. In columns that in peak years can be two miles long and a mile across, swarms move across the badlands in search of food. Starting in about May, they march through August or so, before stopping to lay eggs for next year and die.

Greyhound found with ears cut off

A RSCPA is investigation is under way after a greyhound was found mutilated in a "sickening act of cruelty".
The animal was found on a grass verge in Bedlington, Northumberland. His ears had been cut off and electrical tape was stuck to his back and legs.
He was taken to a veterinary surgery in Morpeth for treatment and is making a good recovery.
It is thought his ears were deliberately severed to get rid of identification tattoos.
'Unimaginable pain'
The RSPCA is urging anyone who knows who the dog once belonged to, or who may have seen or heard anything suspicious, to get in touch as soon as possible.
"Thankfully he was rescued early and taken to safety, else he easily could have died.
"We just hope someone will now come forward with vital information to help us discover what happened."