Monday, January 5, 2009

Do you have a suck story for 2009

I slipped on ice yesterday and hurt my left wrist all the way to my shoulder.
Thrash Cardiom said...
My brother returned to work to find his major server had suffered a raid array failutre.
He has spent the last 6 days rebuilding, restoring and recovering. 12 hour days.
That's pretty suckfull
Anonymous said...
I had stomach flu on the first day of 2009 I am actually feeling ok.
The sad thing is... it's still been better than most of 2008!
But then again... things can only get better from here!

Todays Funny


Grab Her T-Shirt

I Want to Grab Ahold of Her

American Freedom - Made in China

2009 Naked Clown Calendar


Careful Who You're Kissing

OMFG! Mouth Sores!
On a Celebrity You May Know
Are those Herpes simplex "sores" or maybe CRACK PIPE BURNS.

Always Quiet

Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.
The "Fart Silencer" is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.
Users are instructed to insert the open end into their ass when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.
Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the "Fart Silencer" to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.
There is a video of the inventor demonstrating his "Fart Silencer", with his mouth of course…