Sunday, October 14, 2007

Medical Term Needed

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“OK,” said the man.
“Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

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NTSB Investigation

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret funding they had with the U.S. auto makers for the past five-years.

The NTSB covertly funded a project, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey Big Bubba, we going out in a “BIG” way!"

Actually, the comment was "Here, hold my beer and watch this!"

Maybe the Worst Father of the Year?

What Beauty

Anna Kounikova
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Tapeless... LOL! Surely staged but funny...

Living Life on the Edge

Cops Job Never Gets Boring

Small Bits of News

Man Suspected Of Burning Fingertips To Hide Fingerprints
From The KOLD News 13 Newsroom
Border Patrol Agents caught a convicted sex offender trying to sneak in the U.S. Wednesday at 7:30 p.m, according to authorities.
Border Patrol Agents say they arrested Mateo Cruz- Cruz after he jumped a fence east of Douglas.
Agents report when they were processing Cruz- Cruz they noticed Cruz- Cruz had burned his fingertips trying to hide hi s fingerprints. Agents were able to get his fingerprints.
Border Patrol Agents found he had been convicted of sexual assault of a minor in Iowa in 2004.

Thief takes food, not valuables
This thief apparently had quite the appetite. Appleton police received a call Wednesday of a burglary — not of valuables but of food. The burglar apparently entered the unlocked apartment and walked away with a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and one chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket, authorities said.The crime apparently occurred between 8:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., the police report said. Police had no immediate suspects.

5 Women Accused Of Beating Victim, Bragging On Web
Police said five women, four of them Ball State University students, brutally attacked another woman and then bragged on the Internet about what they had done.
The attack happened in an off-campus neighborhood on North Maplewood Avenue on Oct. 7, 6 News' Renee Jameson reported.
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Tug-of-war turns tragic at high school homecoming Parker, Colorado
Two teenage boys had their hands partially severed on Friday in a tug-of-war event associated with a high school's homecoming festivities.

Park Your Car In Your Penthouse

Oct. 12 - A new residential building going up in Manhattan will let owners park their cars high above the street within steps of their condos.
But the convenience will not come cheap: the apartments will start at about $6 million. SPEAKER: Leonard Steinberg, real estate executive