Saturday, April 5, 2008


Some of these clips are funny

David Shorts

When Michelangelo finished sculpting the David in 1504, people around the world were stunned by this masterpiece. Now, you too can be a masterpiece with these shorts.

Be your own statue of David on Halloween and at costume parties.

What's in a name?

A lot, if you're a celebrity.

This slideshow reveals their given names when born.


How was that even done?
Or is it Photoshopped?

Bizarre new creature discovered

An odd-looking creature has been discovered in the mountains of the African country Tanzania.
It's proper name is Rhynochocyon udzungwensis, it's the size of a cat and looks like a cross between a tiny antelope and a small ant eater.
The mammal has a grey face, a long, flexible snout, a tubby, amber-colored body, a jet-black behind and it stands on spindly legs.

Fanged fish found in Utah pond

A bizarre find in Pioneer Park Pond in Brigham City, Utah has biologists stumped.

A fish with fangs was discovered; now officials are trying to figure out what exactly it is.

Where did this fish come from, and more importantly, what is it? The mystery started a couple weeks ago when every fish in the pond went belly up. Ben Boyce, with the Brigham City Corporation, said "Approximately 4,000 fish, when the ice came off the pond, were discovered to be dead." The pond may have been poisoned, or the water may have run out of oxygen due to the thick ice.
Craig Schaugaard, Aquatic Manger for the Department of Wildlife Resources, said, "When we first saw that fish, we thought, 'What in the crap is this thing?'
Biologists say it's not a new species. They believe the fish could be a Lake Trout whose tissue decomposed rapidly, making its teeth more prominent. Aquatics biologists say if they can't figure it out, they'll let the fish decompose then examine the bone structure to determine the species.

Taking Advantage of the Situation

The Dog Poop Ass-Bag

Japanese guy attaches poo bag to dogs butt with a sticky ass gasket.
Then the dog does his/hers business, afterwards the dog crap is put in a backpack.

City Honors Bush by Naming Sewage Plant After Him

Don't miss the names of the Board of Directors at Presidential Memorial.

An Enduring Legacy
As we near the end of George W Bush's presidency, we think it is important to select a fitting monument to this president's work. On matters ranging from foreign relations to fiscal and environmental stewardship, no other president in American history has accomplished so much in such a short time. To honor George W Bush for his eight years of honorable public service, the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is sponsoring a ballot initiative this November in San Francisco. It reads...
"If the City and County of San Francisco rename the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility "The George W. Bush Sewage Plant."
We believe this is an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.
If you think so too, join this grassroots movement to rename this important and iconic landmark in his honor.

Cheese Burger Anyone?

Ground Beef + aged Cheddar
As Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Now that’s a tasty burger!”
How do you like yours? ‘Cause when it’s cooked right, there’s nothing like a juicy burger with a thick slice of Vermont cheddar on top. You can even taste the ketchup!
Store it cool, but drink it warm!

Beef Jerky
Beef Stroganof
Cheese Burger
Chicken Teriyaki
Dirty Hot Dog
Fish'n Chips
Hungarian Gulash
Italian Sausage
Peking Duck
Tandoori Chicken
Texas BBQ
Wiener Schnitzel

Torpedo Test Failure - NSFW

Small Bits of News

'Tom Cruise Purple' Medical Marijuana Has Actor Smoking Mad
A blend of medical marijuana called "Tom Cruise Purple" may bring legal action from the actor, the New York Daily News reports.
Cannabis clubs in Northern California allegedly are selling vials of the marijuana with a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically, the Rush & Molloy column reports.
The columnists said employees of several California medical marijuana clinics refused to discuss their herbal varieties, and the actor's lawyers are looking into the claim.
Click here to read more on this story from the New York Daily News.
Honor Armed Robbery
Two men are behind bars accused of robbing a Benzie County gas station at gunpoint, but officers say it really wasn’t a surprise. Deputies say hours before the armed robbery the two gunmen warned the cashier they were coming and gave her a detailed plan of the crime.
Court order protection for duck
A court order of protection has been issued for a duck which was allegedly attacked by a Long Island man. "Circles" the duck is arguably the most endangered and most protected duck in America. "I'm surprised. So is she I guess," owner Janet Lippincott said with a laugh. "She's the most protected duck in the world now." With news video.
Widow sues prostitutes for £1million after husband dies in sex romp
The widow of a wealthy businessman, who suffered a fatal heart attack while he was romping with two prostitutes, is suing the pair for £1.1million.
The victim, who had a heart condition and was, aged only 38, asked the hookers to come equipped with a special sex toy that stimulates him with electric shocks as a special Christmas treat.
The bill for the special treatment, plus three bottles of champagne and some Ecstasy tablets, came to more than £2,000.
Lawyer Yvan Naessens, who represents the widow, said the prostitutes encouraged the victim - who was a regular client - to drink, take the drugs and have sex although he appeared unwell.
The two prostitutes, who have not been named, are contesting the amount of the damages the widow is claiming. The case is due to be heard by an Antwerp court next month.
Man in wheelchair wanted for bank robbery
The FBI is looking for an unusual bank robber who held up a Wachovia Bank branch at the Stanford Shopping Center on Thursday in Palo Alto. Authorities described the suspect as a bearded man in his 60s who was in an electric wheelchair. Investigators said he rolled into the bank around 4:30 p.m., pointed a gun at a teller and demanded money. They said he took the cash and drove out of the bank in the wheelchair.