Sunday, September 16, 2007

Redneck Portable Potty

Must be valuable since it is locked up

Look and Smell for "Bear Shit" it just may save your life

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With beverage holders to boot what more could one ask for?

Weekend is over it's MONDAY already

World's Most Expensive Bikini Is Made of Flawless Diamonds

The Most Expensive Bikini: USD 30 Million
With a price tag over US$ 30,000,000, there are few people on the Earth who can offer to buy this extreme luxurious bikini.
Designed by Susan Rosen, the bikini can best be worn only at beaches. True confession, its fall into the lingerie category is not justifiable as the fabric used for this bikini is a layer of pure diamonds and not a bit of clothe.
Model Molly Sims flaunted this designer bikini and is residing at the centerfold of the 2006 Illustrated Sports Swimsuit issue. The bikini is packed with over 150 carats of D Flawless diamonds.
Other ornamental diamonds include:
1) 51 carat D Flawless Pear Shape
2) 30 carat D Flawless Emerald Cut
3) 15 carat D Flawless Rounds (pair)
4) Platinum-set 8 carat D Flawless Pear Shape (pair)


We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Golden Eagle Hunting Deer

When Cops are Talking to You...


A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it!
Standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree; throw a rope over a sturdy limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies! One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish--having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Mom, We Love You

Crazy V-8 Powered

Pretty much a widow maker…
Actually, it has a side car, so maybe it is an orphan maker…

Oh My GOD! I Can't Get That Out Of My Mind

Why Some Football Players Should Not Be Sitting Side by Side

Small Bits of News

Time Runs Out On Meter Man's Scheme
A British security man who was paid to empty parking meters but filled his own pockets instead was sentenced Friday to 21 months in prison.
Bryn Lynas, 47, pleaded guilty to stealing almost $261,000 from the parking meters he was supposed to be collecting funds from, The (London) Daily Mail reported.
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Man Sets Off His Own Booby Trap
A man tired of burglars nearly blew off his hand when bomb-like devices he set around his house exploded in his presence instead, authorities said.
Victor Iacobescu, 50, ran to a neighbor's house Thursday with a bloody towel wrapped around his right hand."Apparently, he was trying to set booby traps to get the next guy who tried to break in," fire Lt. Maggie Murphy said.
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Taxpayer Money Spent Funding Breast Enhancements

The Royal Australian Navy is paying $10,000 per operation for women sailors to have their breast enlarged for purely cosmetic reasons.

Defense officials claim the surgery is justified because some servicewomen need bigger breasts to address "psychological issues".
Darling Point plastic surgeon Kourosh Tavakoli said that the navy had paid for two officers, aged 25 and 32, to have breast-augmentation surgery at his private clinic. Dr Tavakoli said the women had not been injured but claimed to suffer "psychological" problems.
A Defense spokesman admitted cosmetic surgery occurred at "public expense" when there were "compelling psychological/psychiatric reasons", but refused to say how many such cases were taxpayer-funded. "Cosmetic procedures undertaken solely for the purpose of preserving or improving a person's subjective appearance will be considered only if the underlying (psychological) problem is causing difficulties that adversely impact on the member's ability to do their job. Operations purely for cosmetic reasons are not allowed."

Just Having a Lazy Day

Licky Licky

I'll take over

Tongue Licking Good