Saturday, November 24, 2007


A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said
'How should I Know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

Two blondes are walking down the street; one notices a compact on the sidewalk
and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
And says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar' The Second blonde says,
'Here, let me see!' So the First blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her Purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and Puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.
'A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class.
The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, 'That was the decision George
Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware’

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
Radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the First to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the Cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I Come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.'

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Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Fashion Show 2007

After the success of [2005] and [2006] fashion show, Victoria’s Secret models took to the runway of Hollywood’s Kodak Theatre November 15, 2007 to show off the lingerie line’s latest collections. While the models were the main event, performances by the Spice Girls and Seal and a star-studded front row did their best to show up the angelic beauties. The show airs on television Dec. 4, 2007
Nearly 30 Victoria’s Secret models flew in to LA from New York on a special Virgin America flight Monday, 12 Nov 2007 for the show including Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Karolina Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, Izabel Goulart, Heidi Klum and Alessandra Ambrosio.
The recently reunited British group, Spice Girls, consisting of Victoria Beckham, Mel C, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Mel B kicked off their reunion with a warm-up performance at the show.

Victoria’s Secret Show 2007

Small Bits of News

German nymphomaniac 'poisoned husband'
Headline of the day from The Daily Telegraph.
Man Arrested For DUI On Riding Mower
The Putnam County Sheriff's Office says they arrested a man Monday night for driving drunk on his riding mower.
Investigators say 46-year old Michael Edward Register was driving the mower on US 17 into oncoming traffic before an officer started chasing him and got him to pull over.
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