Sunday, July 8, 2007

Paris Hilton Is Such A Lady

Actually, She is showing Nicole Richie what to expect from fellow inmates.

Women Want Men To Sit When Peeing!

German men are being shamed into urinating while sitting down by a gadget which is saving millions of women from cleaning up in the bathroom after them.

About 1.8 million toilets are already haunted by Spuk, or Spook, as the little $10 device is called. Attached to the underside of the toilet seat, Spuk quietly endures sitting visitors. But anyone trying to lift the seat and attempt to stand and urinate (known as “Stehpinkeln“) should be prepared for the ghost’s unrelenting wrath.
“Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down,” one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.
“Excuse me, but there’s a penalty for peeing while standing in this house,” it warns culprits. “You’d better not risk any problems and sit down!”
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Mother Arrested After Leaving Son in Van for 14 Hours,2933,288529,00.html
July 07, 2007

EATONTON, Ga. — A woman was arrested for leaving her 4-year-old son in a broken down van on the side of the road for about 14 hours, authorities said.
Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills said Valise Scott Kenon of Lithonia was charged with one count of cruelty to children after the boy was found by deputies in the van Thursday afternoon. Authorities were tipped off by the boy's grandmother, who called concerned her grandson was in the van, which was parked along Georgia Highway 16 east of Eatonton.
"Thank goodness he opened a door," Sills said, adding temperatures soared into the mid-90s that day.
Kenon told police she thought her son was riding with his aunt in the three-car convoy traveling between Sandersville and Atlanta and was not in the van. She was released on $2,600 bond.
The boy, who was not named, was released from the hospital into the custody of the Department of Family and Children's Services.

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What’s for Dinner?

OK I love Chinese food but I can’t even think about eating any kind of penis for dinner!!! This one is about an Asian delicacy made out of Bull Penis.
Heard about stuff made out of Bull testicles but this is where the urine comes from and this is what he uses to copulate.
OK it goes like this. The best Bull penis is bought by the cook from the local market; remember it’s priced by the length (3 feet+), color, freshness etc. Now this is brought back to the kitchen the first and most important part of the deal is cleaning the urinary tract this is done with water first and then with vinegar. Now the cleaned penis is to be cut, the best part of it is the head that gets the most blood flow this is like usually given to the most important guest. And so goes the tale. These are prepared by the most experienced chefs only. I do not think eating animal’s genitals can be fun or tasty or anything of the sort that would be positive so why do people do it? The reason is simple its a complex of wanting to do big things a bull is a big animal and a penis is something that is considered very important so eating its penis gives people a feeling of having done something big or gives them something to brag about. Its not the taste its not a common food even in Asia its in fact a delicacy that only the Emperor had in the pastShould we be so narrow minded ? The question remains.

Man Lives With 50.000 Spiders In His House

Easy Fishing

Leave it up to those crazy Texan's

Man Shot In Back Finishes Pumping Gas, Drives Self To Hospital

A man shot in the back while filling his vehicle at an Orange County, Fla., gas station topped off his car and then drove himself to a hospital, police said.
Investigators said the man was hit in the back by a bullet at the gas station located along West Oak Ridge Road.
Witnesses said the victim then stumbled inside the station, asked for help and then went back outside and finished pumping gas.
He then drove himself to a hospital before police could arrive at the scene.
Investigators said they think they know who pulled the trigger and an arrest is pending.

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