Saturday, June 27, 2009

Sonic blast shatters windshield

To the driver who threw a Sonic cup at an oncoming car on State Highway 5.
Marilyn Mackey has some choice words.
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Mackey was driving home to Anna from her part-time job about 9:45 p.m. Sunday when she heard an explosion. Soaking wet and covered in glass, she feared she’d been shot. "I couldn’t see anything," she said. "I was trying to figure out what happened."
The Anna police came. They found a piece of Styrofoam with a Sonic logo embedded in her windshield, which also had a softball-sized hole in it. They also found part of a shredded drinking straw. The car’s interior was covered with bits of glass and sticky soda.
"It’s not every day that you get a shotgun blast with Coke — it had a phenomenal impact," said Mackey’s husband, David, who photographed the damage.
Diandra Leslie-Pelecky, a professor of physics at the University of Texas at Dallas, looked at the photos and was surprised by the damage. But, she said, the cup, the straw and the liquid are pretty solid evidence.
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Caption This...........

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Sun-Dried Canned Road Kill

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Only for the real crazy people


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Verizon Wireless Surprises Customer

The Verizon "can you hear me guy" and network show up and follow someone around, just like on TV. He and everyone else in the park were taken by surprise.
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Man Digs 50-Ft Hole in Kitchen to Catch Fish!

A Chinese farmer dug a 50ft hole inside his house to go fishing from an underground river beneath his house. It took him 6 months to do so. Now all he does is drop a net into the hole and harvests fish.
After digging his pit down to the river, Li installed a fishing net across it and regularly hauls out fish, so far earning his family nearly £2,000.
"I sell the fish at a wholesale price of 24 yuan (£2.15p) per kilo, but 36 yuan (£3.20p) per kilo for retail," he said.
Li built ladders from his kitchen to the river 16 metres below, and each day he has to go down to check the harvest.
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Woman Shoves Handgun Up Her Ass


Weird people's predilection for inserting things up their anus never ceases to amaze me. Here is an x-ray of an actual handgun that criminal Tirisa Ruiz, 43, attempted to smuggle into prison. Ruiz thought she could get the gun past security by shoving it deep into her rectum. So deep that she had to undergo emergency surgery to remove it from her colon! WTF?
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The lengths they will go sometimes can be down right sickening.
In Colombia a woman was held up at the airport at a check point with a sleeping 5 year old girl over her shoulder. Just by chance a check point officer thought the sleeping child looked especially cute and tried to play with her only to discover that the child’s hand was cold to the touch. She called police. The child had been apparently kidnapped and murdered so they could open the kid up and use her body to store kilos of cocaine.
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Fireman kills pets to save on boarding

Prosecutor says defendant enjoyed 'thrill of the kill'
A Columbus firefighter admits that he took his two dogs to the basement, tied them up and blasted them with a rifle so he and a girlfriend could vacation without paying to board the animals.
"He said chunks of concrete were flying everywhere," Assistant Franklin County Prosecutor Heather Robinson said.
"I think it was the thrill of the kill for him. He has shown no remorse for this."
Firefighter David P. Santuomo, 43, pleaded guilty yesterday to two counts of animal cruelty and one count of possession of a criminal tool -- for taping a 2-liter plastic bottle onto the gun as a makeshift silencer.
Santuomo, who did not give a statement in court, will spend 90 days in jail, pay $4,500 to cover the cost of his investigation and serve five years' probation, Judge Harland H. Hale ruled.
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Kush Support for the Breast

Lying on her side, a woman’s body fights the forces of gravity, forcing one breast to rest on top of the other. A contoured to gently cushion and support the weight of her breasts
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Iran's protest photos along with Michael Jackson's "Beat It" - NSFW

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Michael Jackson -- 1958 - 2009



Coming as a surprise to probably about six people,
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Up Dates TMZ
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You’ve some balls to do that

This is a Very Sick World We Live In
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Severed remains of human sex organs

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Human testicles in the fry pan.
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Crazed Transgender Cooks His / Her Testicles Before Sex Change
And no, it didn't taste like chicken. They sauteed them lightly in some olive oil; to bring out their own flavor as much as possible. The testes themselves tasted more like sausage; with just a hint of semeny taste; really tender, almost fell apart in your mouth.
Bon appetite!
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We sauteed up the epididymous and lining too; the texture was essentially unchewable, but they tasted really really good actually, like a piece of lamb-steak.
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