Saturday, October 25, 2008

Driver takes off, drags gas pump

Spectacular Snowboard Crashes - NSFW

Amazing and spectacular but also painfull snowboard crashes.

Marijuana makes all the difference

Cat glows green under fluorescent light


Mr. Green Genes The Glow in the Dark Cat
The Today Show intro's us to Mr. Green Genes, The first glow in the dark cat in the US.
His eyes glow ghoulishly in the right light, just like any other cat's - but so do his nostrils, gums and tongue. Mr Green Genes of New Orleans in the U.S. is the country's first 'glow in the dark' ginger tom. In daylight he looks normal, but put him in a darkened room and switch on an ultraviolet light, and his face will beam out a bright green.

Sexy Ads

This Yoplait ad was banned in Ireland because it depicts sexual fondling.
I am sure those are female hands.
Who doesn’t love seeing a little lesbian touching.
Sloggi is a German underwear brand.
This ad was banned because it was displayed in a Muslim area.

The Type of Girls You Will Meet at a State University

1. The Bookworm
Getting into an Ivy League grad school is either do or die for this chick. She spends 99.99% of her time studying. She refuses to accept the fact that her life will probably suck.
What the future holds: Suburban stepford wife all the way!
2. The Trailer Park Trash Chick
God knows how the TPT chick got accepted into the school. She is a skank. She fucks anything that moves. She skips all her classes. She has a MySpace profile.
What the future holds: She will drop out of college and become a prostitute. Hoe fo Sho!
3. The Valley Girl
Oh my gawd - like this chick is like totally dumb. She has no vocabulary. When her mouth opens, she is either giving a blowjob or saying something very annoying.
What the future holds: Secretary making $24k a year.
4. The Goth
She hates everyone. She is probably overwright. She wants to stand out. She hangs out with other goths. What the future holds: I have no fucking idea.
5. The Lesbian
She hides her sexuality. She kisses chicks at parties but plays it off. She is usually manly-looking. What the future holds: Lesbian bars and gay parades!
6. The Model
Thinks she is the hottest chick on campus. Tries to look classy. Ends up looking slutty.
What the future holds: Crack addict / pornstar
7. The Fat Chick
Her hot friends only hang out with her to make themselves look better.
What the future holds: A job in fastfood!
8. The Baby Mama
Was stupid enough to get pregnant in college. Now complains to everyone about how hard her life is. What the future holds: Welfare

Super Mario Bros. theme song played on a 10 string Chapman Stick

What’s a Chapman Stick

Body Statistics

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Contractors paint yellow lines around car


Yellow lines were painted around Paul McCarthy's car while he was away.
The 31-year-old was stunned when he returned from a weekend away to find his once legally parked motor marked out for attention on Hyde Terrace in Woodhouse.
Traffic wardens have slapped three £70 fines on it and the bar manager who lives in the centre of city is now in a wrangle with Leeds City Council. Paul said: "The traffic warden had given me three parking tickets. I've told the council to say I've no intention of paying the fines."

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Men nabbed after playing 'chicken' with police car
Three Oklahoma City men were arrested after playing "chicken" with a police car. Police said a 23-year-old man drove his car at the oncoming patrol car driven by Capt. J.D. Reid and didn't move until Reid swerved out of the way. Reid then chased the car until it crashed. The driver was found inside the car, another 22-year-old man was found lying outside the vehicle and a third man was found hiding behind a traffic sign.
Two of the men were hospitalized and the third was treated and taken to the Oklahoma County jail where he's being held without bond.
Police say the driver apparently decided on a whim to play chicken with a car and didn't realize the car was a police car.
Lightning strikes once _ but kills 52
Lightning struck only once - but 52 cows are dead at an Uruguayan ranch. The newspaper El Pais reports that the cows had pressed against a wire fence during a storm when the lightning bolt struck in the northern state of San Jose.
A photograph released by the San Jose Police Department shows the black and brown cows lying dead in a long row.
The newspaper said Friday that veterinarians at the scene confirmed the cause of the deaths, which happened Wednesday. The veterinarians told the newspaper that cows often crowd around fences to seek protection during storms.
Meteorologist Fernando Torena told the newspaper he wasn't surprised that a single lightning bolt killed so many cows it was "very bad luck."
Texas bank robber flees in black limo
Economic times may not be that tough for a suspected bank robber in the Dallas area. Irving police said the on-the-lam suspect used a limousine as his getaway vehicle.
Police said a Comerica Bank branch was held up Friday, then the suspect jumped into the passenger side of a black limo, which sped away.
Police spokesman David Tull said the man escaped with an undisclosed amount of money.

It appears that even the rich has money problems.
Woman grows her hair to nearly 9 feet
Asha Mandela has hair that could rival Rapunzel's. The South Florida woman who started growing her hair 20 years ago now has locks longer than she is tall.
Mandela has submitted her hair, which measure 8 feet 9 inches long, to the Guinness Book of World Records for the Longest Dreadlocks, the first entry in a new category.
It takes one bottle of shampoo and one bottle of conditioner every time she washes her hair and can sometimes take days to fully dry after she washes it.
The 46-year-old Mandela says she "used to wash it three times a week. Now I do it once a week. It's very tiring. Sometimes I don't have the energy."
Why don't she cut it off at her waist?
Man urinates on roommates dog after she refuses sex
A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence.
According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog.
This is a "SICK MAN"
The dog should have bit his penis off.