Thursday, September 6, 2007

DEEP FRIED PIZZA

Pizza Fritta is a Neapolitan street food that has never quite taken on outside Naples but enjoys a cult-like reverence amongst the locals. The concept is simple - seal the toppings between two layers of pizza dough and deep-fry it until crispy. Eat and watch the calorie counter go through the roof. It is not a Scottish atrocity but a delicious traditional specialty of Napoli, Italy.

Did You Know?

1. Men can read smaller print than women can; but women can hear better.

2. Coca-Cola was originally green.

3. The State with the highest % of people who walk to work: Alaska

4. Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king from history:
Spades- King David,
Hearts- Charlemagne,
Clubs-Alexander, the Great
Diamonds- Julius Caesar

5. 111,111,111 x111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

6. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

7. Q. Half of all Americans lives within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

8. Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, dishwashers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

9. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

10. Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

11. Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

12. In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden".... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Hey Bartender give me a F**k…..ler


EMERGENCY ROOM TRUE STORIES

A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! Puta!" At this the grandmother started to cry and the baby's father had to be restrained. What the doctor should have been saying was "Puja!" (Push!) Instead he was saying "Whore! Whore! Whore!"


A young female came to the ER with lower abdominal pain. During the exam and questioning the female denied being sexually active. The doctor gave her a pregnancy test anyway and it came back positive. The doctor went back to the young female's room.

Doctor: "The results of your pregnancy test came back positive. Are you sure you're not sexually active?"

Patient: "Sexually active? No, sir, I just lay there."

Doctor: "I see. Well, do you know who the father is?"

Patient: "No. Who?"

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Extremely Hungry Kitten

Feeding time at this house looks like a fight-for-your-food-or-die-hungry battle -- with ugly screaming, vicious pulling and all. We understand that the feline must be extremely hungry, but it just has to learn some proper table manners. Otherwise, no supper.

Hmm... a rather interesting way to be buried.

Wow... Interesting grave... with the plasma TV and all...
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Small Bits of News

Man Arrested After High-Speed Chase Was Late For Appointment
The driver of a 2002 Suzuki motorcycle who led police on a high-speed chase through Floyd and Chattooga Counties this morning was on his way to get his motorcycle license, authorities said.
"There were no warrants out, no alcohol involved," said Georgia State Patrol Trooper Joseph Hobbs. "He said he was 10 minutes late for an appointment here, at the post, to get his Class M license."
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Police: When Hooker Flees, John Becomes Fake Cop
A woman walks into a hotel and asks to see a room. The clerk shows her one.
But instead of checking in, the woman leaves. A little while later, a man walks in and asks where the woman went.
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Who's in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, “Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days the…

Brain had a terrible headache…

Stomach was bloated…

Legs got wobbly…

Eyes got watery…

Blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of this story is the asshole is usually in charge!!

Have a Good Day


Checking It Out

Yep! That Smells Like PUSSY To Me

WTF?!?!?

Underage girls up for sale for those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.