Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Streaker Faceplants


Ouch! What a Kick!


They are every where


Orlando's police chief lost her gun

How Embarrassing
Orlando police Chief Val Demings lost her gun in a burglary of her city vehicle.
The theft happened weeks ago, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office, but did not become public until late Tuesday.
The 9mm Sig Sauer pistol was stolen the night of Feb. 27 and discovered the next morning. The weapon was left in a duffel bag inside her agency sport utility vehicle, which she parked outside the home she and her husband, Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings, share in an unincorporated area of the county.
"I never leave my gun in the car, but I did that night because we were expecting guests for the weekend and they had young children," Demings said. "We are allowed to store our [weapons] in the trunk or passenger compartment as long as they are out of plain view. It was clearly out of plain view."

Imagine this I Kiss Snatches


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It appears that they are some civil service employees.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Customer, Early for Lunch, Fires Shots in McDonald's
Police said a customer fired one or two shots into a Salt Lake City McDonald's after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant was not serving lunch yet.
Police said the female driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered from the lunch menu early Sunday but was told only breakfast was available.
Police said two men then got out of the car and one pulled a sawed-off shotgun from the trunk, shooting into the drive-thru window once or twice. No one was injured.
I tell you it’s the apples
A Polish MP who failed a drink-driving test said he had eaten too many apples, the website of daily Gazeta Wyborcza said today.
Asked why a traffic police check yesterday showed he had 0.7 units of alcohol in his blood, Marek Latas denied having drunk alcohol that day.
"I am diabetic, I ate a few apples before driving.
"I have been involved in no accident, I underwent a routine roadside check. I was confident there was no chance I had alcohol in my blood," said Latas.
The prosecutor's office is investigating his case, the website said. In Poland, the legal limit for alcohol when driving is 0.2 units. Fermented apple juice can be used to make cider, a low alcoholic drink.
Worst job application ever?
A student applied for a job at a Welsh tourist attraction using the email address 'atleastimnotwelsh'.
James Kettle, 21, also sent his job request to the wrong address, reports The Sun.
The horticulture undergraduate sent it to Aberglasney Gardens, Carmarthenshire, instead of the National Botanic Garden of Wales.
A manager at Aberglasney replied: "It may be prudent to change your email address. It could have a detrimental effect on any career aspirations of working in Wales."
James, a student at Pershore Agricultural College in Warwickshire, said: "I feel a right fool."
I set up the email at school because several Welsh kids were in my year. I forgot it was with my application and didn't mean to be offensive."
'Dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania' arrested
A retired police chief says he was robbed by probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania. It happened Friday morning at police officers' convention near Harrisburg PA., where 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio were gathered. John Comparetto says as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun at his face and demanded money. Comparetto gave up his money and cellphone.
But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him.
They arrested 19-year-old Jerome Marquis Blanchett of Harrisburg as he was trying to leave in a taxi.

Your Opinion.......

Don't use their age to determined who has the best looking body

Monday, March 30, 2009



Bad Neighborhood

There are gun crimes goes on in this neighborhood.

Who doesn’t want to be little again?

Train Bridge


They teasing me


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man gets 'knifed in penis after turning down sex from woman
Tatiana Bastos attempted to make sexual advances towards him, but was rebuffed.
Ricardo Morais got into his car to go back to do his shift but Bastos followed him. She jumped in the car and refused to get out.
"Miss Bastos then leant over and bit him on the arm. He could feel the pain of the bite
She pulled a six-inch knife from her handbag and attacked Morais without warning while he was driving.
Mr Morais asked what she was going to do Bastos replied "I'm going to kill you and then I'm going to kill myself."
"Within seconds she stabbed the knife into his groin,
"It went in through his jeans, his thermals and his boxer shorts.
"He could immediately feel the pain and the cold of the knife on his penis."
Woman Fined For Suing Police Dog
An Eastpointe Michigan woman who sued a Warren police dog was fined by a judge to pay $500 for frivolously naming the dog as a defendant. She was also fined another $500 for failing to appear in Macomb County Circuit Court for a February hearing.
Inez M. Starks, 55, filed a lawsuit in August against the city of Warren and several police officers for a 2007 incident outside of her daughter's Warren home. During the altercation, Starks claimed she was bitten in the buttocks by the Warren police dog Liberty.
Starks claims the bite caused damage to her sacroiliac nerve, impairing her ability to walk and keeping her in pain.
But according to the police report of the incident, no evidence that Starks was bitten was found.
Man Locked Inside Bar After Falling Asleep
Patron Set Off Alarm After Getting Up To Leave
A patron at the I Don't Care Bar & Grill in Hopkinsville Kentucky evidently didn't care about leaving until it was way past closing time and the door was locked.
The man, whose name was not released, told police in western Kentucky that he fell asleep inside the bar and when he got up to leave he set off the alarm.
Hopkinsville, Ky., police officers arrived a few minutes before 3 a.m. Friday to find him still locked inside the establishment and unable to find a way out. So they helped him leave the bar.
No one was arrested. Evidently it's not a crime to be left behind after closing time at I Don't Care.
Employee Attacks Boss
An angry, loudmouth employee wearing a pink ball cap who gets into a fist fight with the owner and then threatens news cameramen at an auto dealership when he was told of the company's closing due to the bad economy.
Link to video

Caption This........

I don't think it be "HARD" to "CUM" up with one.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Jimmy's Half Court Shot


Did He/She Say.........

Did She Say "BALLS - BOYS"

Did She Say "ASS CREAM"

Did She Say "JACK OFF"

Did He Say "NIPPLES"

Did She Say "COCK"
Did He Say "BLOWJOB"

Did She Say "FUCK"


Lucky S.O.B.'s


Cops being above the law


I’ve been fingered out over my disability

A tourist yesterday claimed British immigration officials suspected he was a criminal because he has two missing fingers.
Winston Chamberlain, 27, was stopped at Heathrow Airport over a minor visa problem.
But he says a Customs official saw his hand which has had three digits since birth — and suggested it was a punishment dished out by crooks. He said: "She implied I was dodgy. I was treated like scum."
Winston was held for seven hours with fiancee Kristi Harris, 27.
The couple, from Melbourne, were due to wed in Gretna Green. But they didn’t have a marriage visa.
UK Border Agency officials said correct procedure was followed.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
How Not to Break Your Penis

Never get tired of harmless pranks

Pranksters brick up friend's front door
A group of pranksters blocked up their friend's front door with a brick wall as payback for a previous practical joke.
Leigh Black began plotting his revenge after his friend Dave Pearce sneaked into his house while he was away and rearranged all of his furniture.
In retaliation, when Mr Pearce went away on holiday to Thailand, Mr Black teamed up with friends Shannon Sellick, Jason Giovanni and Si Orr, to build a brick wall across his front door.
The friends, all from Bridgwater, Somerset, filmed their caper from start to finish and have now posted the footage on the video sharing website.
Mr Sellick said: "When Leigh went away a few weeks ago Dave got in his house and swapped everything upstairs with everything downstairs and was there waiting for him when he got back. "So we decided to get our revenge and when Dave went away to Thailand for a few days last week we built a brick wall over his front door as a nice surprise and were there waiting for him when he got back."
Despite being heavily jet-lagged after his flight home from Thailand, Mr Pearce saw the funny side of the prank and managed to knock the wall down.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

House Of Filth: Nearly 100 Cats Found In NJ Home
SPCA Officials Stunned After 2 Feet Of Feces Found In Room Of House Located In Million-Dollar Community
Officers Say It's One Of The Worst Cases Ever Reported
One New Jersey SPCA official said it was probably the worst case he's ever seen. Nearly 100 cats and one dog were found Thursday living in a home in a million-dollar neighborhood in Morris County. SPCA spokesman Matthew Stanton said there was 2 feet of feces in one room of the home on Farm Road in Chester Township. Investigators wore masks to help them breathe through the stench of urine, Stanton said. "The conditions were absolutely horrific - there wasn't one inch of the house that wasn't covered in feces or urine," SPCA Lt. Rick Yocum says. "There were three foot piles of feces in the hallways."
Prisoners Babysit Boy Found on Highway
A prison work crew baby-sat a 2 1/2-year-old boy who was spotted Friday running along the center lines of a rural Maryland highway, with trucks loaded with gravel rumbling by, police and correctional officials said. The six minimum-security inmates shared their lunches with the toddler, who apparently wandered away from home, and played with him while authorities located the parents and investigated, said Correctional Officer Gary Kershner, who was overseeing the prisoners. "Me and my inmate crew, we just kind of baby-sat for the next three hours," Kershner said. "They were as much entertained by the child as he was by them." The boy was on Route 550 about two miles south of Woodsboro, not far from the Pennsylvania line, when a dump truck driver stopped to pluck him off the road shortly after 9 a.m..
Woman charged with indecent exposure
Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.
Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent. The charge alleges that on Feb. 28 at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantless while picking up dog feces in a Manor Drive courtyard.
The charge is based on a neighbor complaint and the month lapse between the alleged incident and Bell’s arrest was due to an investigation into the allegation, said Sargent.
Following her arrest, Bell was released on her own recognizance and she has not yet been scheduled for an arraignment.
Woman plunged off 100ft cliff in car and walked away unhurt
A woman escaped virtually uninjured when she plunged over a 100ft cliff in her car while not wearing a seatbelt.
Barbara Tyreman, 60, of Eskdaleside, North Yorkshire, was leaving her home yesterday when she accidentally hit the accelerator of her Mini as she reached for her seatbelt. (I wonder if she will be FINED for not wearing a seat belt ?)
Cliff hanger: Earlier this week a BMW was inches from a 100ft drop after the driver followed his sat-nav onto a narrow path
As the grandmother of two swerved to avoid hitting another car, the car ‘flew’ over the edge of the cliff and came to rest 100ft below, wedged between two trees.
Firemen cut Mrs Tyreman free from the car and she was airlifted by helicopter to Scarborough Hospital, where she was X-rayed and given blood tests but later released with just a bruised arm.
Mrs Tyreman, who runs a holiday rentals firm, said: ‘My daughter and granddaughter were in a car in front of me and I didn’t want to hit them so I turned the car to the left and it flew – literally flew – over the cliff edge.
‘After I landed, I hadn’t banged my head, and my legs and arms and everything were still moving and I couldn’t believe it. I just don’t know how I’m alive.
‘I’m very lucky. My life flashed before my eyes.’
Earlier this week a shocked driver was facing a careless driving charge after his sat-nav left his BMW teetering on the edge of a cliff.
Robert Jones said he trusted the gadget and continued to follow its instructions, even when it took him up a steep, narrow footpath.
He only realized something was wrong when his car hit a fence and came to a stop just inches from a 100ft drop.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

How Romantic His and Her Toilets

See Right There


NCPs to come up smelling of roses

Aromas such as roses, baking bread and cut grass are to be piped into "smelly" car parks more commonly associated with the stink of urine and vomit.
A survey by car park firm NCP found the smell of car parks was driving away as much as a third of potential custom.
The company is using new technology to pump pleasant smells through the stairwells of its busier sites, such as London, Birmingham, Leeds and Cardiff.
Flowers came top in their smell poll, then mint, cut grass, bread and fruit.
Bubblegum, coffee and even petrol were also considered favorite fragrances.

For the People that does Crack


What do you think......

10 Animals That Looks Like Ladyflowers

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Girl posts nude pics, is charged with kid porn
New Jersey teen may have to register as a sex offender
A 14-year-old from Trenton New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
The case comes as prosecutors nationwide pursue child pornography cases resulting from kids sending nude photos to one another over cell phones and e-mail. Legal experts, though, could not recall another case of a child porn charge resulting from a teen's posting to a social networking site.
MySpace would not comment on the New Jersey investigation, but the News Corp.-owned company has a team that reviews its network for inappropriate images. The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children tipped off a state task force, which alerted the Passaic County Sheriff's Office.
The girl posted the photos because "she wanted her boyfriend to see them,"
The teen, whose name has not been released because of her age, was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography.
Police find pot in a very odd spot
Officials reportedly found a driver with a stolen car, revoked license, an open container of alcohol - and marijuana between her "butt cheeks."
Shelby Police Officer J.S. Benfield witnessed Jackie Ramsey Carroll, 38, of Oak Grove Road, drive off Dixon Boulevard early that day, according to a police report. Benfield kept safety a priority, ensuring Carroll was OK.
Benfield learned Carroll was driving a stolen car with a stolen tag, read the report. The officer also found an open beer inside the 2000 Honda Civic.
And though she wasn't packing heat, Carroll allegedly did have a hidden stash tucked away where the sun doesn't shine.
"After turning Carroll over to Cpl. Benton at the LEC (Law Enforcement Center), a bag containing 1 gram of marijuana was found between her butt cheeks," the report read.
Prostitute Beats Down Door, Demands $10 For Sex
Gastonia, North Carolina Nicole Mary Scarpone, a 26-year-old North Carolina woman was jailed Thursday after breaking into an apartment and then begging three men to have sex with her for $10. Three men respond "um, no, no and.......yep, he says no too"According to Gastonia authorities, Scarpone was arrested on prostitution and first-degree burglary charges after she used aggressive prostitution tactics in an attempt to score $10.
Investigators say Scarpone claimed to have provided sex acts over at the apartment in the past, but admitted that she wasn't invited Thursday when she showed up pleading for work.
Scarpone reportedly knocked on the apartment door and then forced her way in when the door was unlocked. She then accused the men of owing her $100 before attempting to "make some quick money," according to the arrest affidavit.
Sink Hole Swallows Girl During Ballgame
9-Year-Old's Friends Pull Her Out Of Hole
A 9-year-old girl playing baseball on Portland city land Wednesday was suddenly swallowed by a sink hole and rescued by the children playing with her.
The child's grandmother said it's a miracle her granddaughter is alive after she fell through the top of an old septic or cesspool system in a vacant lot owned by the city of Portland.
What started as a carefree game of baseball Wednesday turned scary for three children when Paje Wiklund, 9, disappeared under the ground as she was running to first base.
The land is owned by Portland Parks, but it's undeveloped. The city said it does everything possible to make sure land it owns has no hidden dangers, but no one knew the old septic system was there.
City workers filled the hole.
Woman arrested 3 times in 3 days for drunk driving
A 60-year-old Washington woman arrested for drunken driving three times in three days while vacationing in Wisconsin has been sentenced to a month in jail. The woman was arrested first at 2 p.m. March 11, 2008. A deputy saw her try to drive out of a ditch, wearing only one shoe and had a blood-alcohol level of 0.21, authorities said. The legal driving limit is .08.

Twenty-four hours later, the woman was arrested after her car got stuck in snow in a park campground that was closed for the winter. The woman told an officer she had four or six cups of wine.
"I am still finishing up the box of wine in my car from yesterday," authorities reported she told the officer. Authorities found a box of Black Fox wine in the car.
The woman spent 12 hours in jail. She was released and headed west, but was arrested a short time later after someone reported her driving "all over the road," according to a police report.
An officer found a partial bottle of wine in her car. She had a blood alcohol-level of 0.16.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Those are some "Big Ass Tires"

I wonder how they mount them and to what do they go to?

Why Do Men Die First?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.
It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is
favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet . .. its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape .. you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers .. you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache .. you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

So why do men die first ?

Because they want to.


Oops!!! Engineering Mistake


You Have Been Warned

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Who says they have to be smart

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I'm Confused

JJ noted the simplicity of the case, saying "It's not rocket science."
However, this comparison confused the defendant.

Man Holds Lamborghini In Place For 7 Seconds.


German Bungee Jumper get Scared and Craps His Pants


Pizza vending machine makes its debut

"This is not just a vending machine, it's a mini-pizzeria"
A vending machine that bakes fresh pizza in minutes for a few euros has got Italian chefs in a whirl before it hits the streets in the coming weeks.
The bright-red "Let's Pizza" machine uses infra-red rays and technology developed at the University of Bologna to knead flour and water into dough, spread it with tomato sauce and a choice of topping, and cook it - all in less than three minutes.
Its developer, Claudio Torghele, says the machine has proved popular in trials in two Italian regions, but gourmets say it is an affront to traditional methods of cooking the classic dish.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

$206 Ticket Paid With Urine-Soaked Coins
A Washington man tried to pay a more than $200 traffic ticket by sending a plastic bag filled with coins and urine to a county billing office, deputies said.
"That's something I can't wrap my mind around," said Sgt. Phil Anderchuk, of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office. "The thought process of acting consciously -- consummating the act of urinating in a box full of coins that someone is going to receive."
The man didn't break any postal laws by mailing the combination of urine and change to the Multnomah County court in Portland. Postal officials said it is legal to mail urine or other bodily fluids as long as they are packaged properly in a way that doesn't leak or smell. County employees said the package was wrapped tightly until it reached the courthouse mailroom and didn't smell until it was opened.
Because of a policy of only accepting up to $20 in change, court workers returned his money -- postage due.
Woman missing for 7 years found in her house under piles of junk
Officers are investigating the discovery of human remains in an Oakland home that are believed to be those of a woman reported missing by her children several years ago, the coroner's office said.
Investigators were called to a home where workmen hired to clean an abandoned home had discovered the human bones that are now believed to be that of the woman who lived there, and was considered missing for seven years, an officer from the Oakland Police Department said.
The home was reportedly filled from floor to ceiling with hoarded belongings, and preliminary reports indicate the victim may have died by being crushed or trapped by collected piles of junk, and was simply never found, police said.
"No Toilet, No Bride"
The slogan in Hindi "If you don't have a proper lavatory in your house, don't even think about marrying my daughter" - has been plastered across villages in the region as part of a drive to boost the number of pukka facilities. In a country where more households have TV sets than lavatories, it is one of the most successful efforts to combat the chronic shortage of proper plumbing.
That is probably partly because of the country's skewed sex ratio, with 8 per cent more men than women, leading to a "bride shortage". Woman generally have also become more vocal in their resentment at having to relieve themselves outside, giving brides more leverage in premarital bargaining.
In India it is estimated that more than 660 million people still defecates in the open - a big cause of a host of diseases, from diarrhoea to polio. It is women, activists say, who suffer the most. Women who must go outside have to do so before sunrise or after nightfall so they can't be seen.
Priest is sentenced to prison for church theft
The Rev. Francis Guinan told a jury he could spend his Delray Beach church's money however he wanted, on trips to Las Vegas, expensive dinners and golf outings. He insisted it was normal to lie in church bank records, create secret slush funds and walk away from the offertory with wads of cash.
Palm Beach Circuit Judge Krista Marx had one word Wednesday for those claims: "Malarkey.""These excuses, the myriad excuses, it's malarkey," Marx said.
"You are in this situation because of your unmitigated greed and unmitigated gall."
Marx sentenced Guinan to four years in prison and ordered him to repay $99,999 to St. Vincent Ferrer Catholic Church. It was the maximum amount she could require him to pay.
'I don't recall' masturbating on plane
Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston to Miami.
According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week.
According to media reports, the female passenger said that the blanket Crespo was using to cover himself moved, leaving his genitals exposed.
She notified a flight attendant, and the plane's captain immediately radioed Miami International Airport.
Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation continues.
When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: ``I don't recall doing that.''
PICTURE and More
911 call: My roommate stealing my beer
*Alcohol may have been involved*
A Tampa woman was behind bars, accused of misusing the 911 system. Police say Evon Cavett called 911 three times to complain her roommate was stealing her beer.
The police report goes on to say, "The defendant called 911 on 3 different occasions to complain about her roommate taking her beer and to complain that she didn't call 911. While yelling, she upset her neighbor and woke up her children. She then attempted to physically resist arrest."
The police then attempted to place the defendant under arrest for misuse of the 911 system. She refused to comply with verbal commands and would not get out of the chair that she was sitting in, we stood her up and placed her in handcuffs. All the while, she attempted to physically defeat our attempt to place her under arrest by pulling away and resisting.
Woman arrested after sending obscene video to friend
Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with two dogs.
Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.
The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn.
Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet.
Infant girl found starved to death in Orlando home
The infant's name is Brianna Morges-Gress, and police think her mother Lauren Gress starved her to death.
The girl died Nov. 16, and her mother told investigators the four-month-old had medical problems that made it difficult for her to eat. Authorities found that wasn't the case. The medical examiner's office concluded March 18 that her death was a homicide and she was starved to death.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

4-Pound, 4,800-Calorie Burger

Michigan Minor League Stadium to Offer the Burger
The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.
The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun.
By the way if you are able to eat the entire 4 Pounder in one sitting you get a T-shirt.

Playing a Drum Set made of Ice

Drummer destroyed it just to show that it was made out of ICE!

Drum Solo

Trainspotting - Russian Style

Dumb Ass Blonde Girl
Russian teens have now found a new fun. They dare trains.
This is needed to be done fast, because if one is appearing before the train too long before and engineer could see him or her and start breaking, so they run on the rails and drop down on the rails, then the train moves above the person at his maximum speed, just a few inches from his or her head and back.

Woman Faints During Live Newscast


World’s Largest Pinata in Philly

The world’s largest pinata was recently constructed in Philadelphia, breaking a Guiness World’s Record. It was 94 feet long, 24 feet wide, 60 feet high, and was stuffed with 8,000 pounds of candy. A wrecking ball was used to crack it open.


Did You Know.......


WTF! Guy Tasers Friend in the Shower - NSFW


Cat shot 27 times - and lives

The relentless torture of a pet cat that was shot 27 times at point-blank range in the head and neck with an air rifle has outraged animal welfare authorities.
Possum, a two-year-old male domestic cat, somehow survived shocking cruelty after cowards trapped him in a cage about 9pm on Friday.
The gun was shoved in the animal’s face and mouth with two direct shots penetrating his tongue and lodging in his nasal cavity.

You can’t be impersonating a police officer


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

DNA tests shows Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy
The schoolboy alleged to have become a dad aged 12 is not the baby’s father was revealed.
Alfie Patten, now 13, had a £300 DNA test after six boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.
It proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her seven-week-old girl Maisie Roxanne.
The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys’ claims and "adored" Maisie.
He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.
Before he took the test, he said: "I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up."
His mother Nicole, 43, added at the time: "It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."
Chantelle became pregnant aged 14 after she "forgot to take" her contraceptive pill last May.
At the time, she claimed: "Alfie’s the only boy I’ve been with."
Theater throws couple out of a comedy 'for laughing too loud'
Sharon Whitelaw (41), of Newark Road, Lincoln, took boyfriend Tony Priestley (42) to see the production of Bouncers at the Drill Hall on Saturday night as a birthday present.
But after watching the first half of the comedy they were told not to go back into the auditorium, as "several" theatre-goers had complained the couple were "laughing at moments that weren't funny, kicking the seats in front and being loud".
"I think the whole way we were treated was like children," said Miss Whitelaw, a taxi driver.
"I wished the ground had swallowed me up at the time, I was so embarrassed."
The couple were led into the foyer, and spoken to in front of other theater-goers who were enjoying their interval drinks.
"She proceeded to tell us they couldn't let us back in because three people had complained."
The couple received a full refund for the price of the tickets and their pre-ordered drinks.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Caption This...............NSFW

Batman with Boy Wonder
f**k you 4 ever - Tattoo

10 Dirty Location Names in Britain

Thanks to a site called Google Sightseeing, we now have a dedicated place to find some of the more "interesting" things cited on Google Maps.

911 Call: Handcuffed Husband Begs for Help

Helen Sun, 37, wanted to have a full conversation with her husband, Robert Drawbough, without him leaving, so she changed the bedroom locks and handcuffed herself to Drawbough while he was asleep, Fairfield police said.
Drawbough was somehow able to use a cell phone to make an expletive-laden call to 911. (Warning: contains adult language.)

School Warns Parents Dead Daughter Can't Go to Prom

The parents of a British teen, who died suddenly two months ago, received a disturbing letter from the girl's high school saying she needs to improve her attendance or can't go to the prom, the Manchester Evening News reported.
The letter said Megan Gillan's attendance was 60.4 percent and the school requires its students to keep a 92 percent attendance record.
"I screamed when I first saw it," her mother Margaret Gillan told the newspaper. If they want her to attend that much I'll take Megan's remains. It's disgusting."
Gillan was found dead Jan. 19 in her bedroom at her parent's home. The letter was dated March 16.
"Megan would have loved going to the prom," her mother said. "She planned to go with a group of friends, she was really looking forward to it."
A school spokesman apologized and told the Manchester Evening News, "that letter should not have gone out," and blamed it on a "software error."

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NIGGER HAIR Tobacco Tin from the early 1920's!!

Commercial from the movie Confederate States of America:
If the South Would Have Won.
Racist Mcdonald's Commercial
Strange and questionable advert for 'Nigger Hair' tobacco
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strange and questionable advert for 'Nigger Hair' tobacco
strange and questionable advert for 'Nigger Hair' tobacco http://www.librarything.com/profile/reformedandfree How times change, It is true to say that some horrible and distasteful things are there in the historical libraries. Just like the actions of some black tribes assisting the Arab and white slavers round up and enslave other black people, the word nigger really existed exists and because of dumb black homeys who calleach other 'nigger' will continue to exist.By the 1920's, the name of this tobacco had been changed to 'Bigger Hair' .You do not stop evil by pretending that it doesn't or didn't exist; if we do not LEARN (by reading and looking) we are BOUND to repeat those errors.