Sunday, November 30, 2008

NO KISSING ! - That's right we said No Kissing

Won't kiss on the first date?

Couple Waits Till Marriage for First Kiss
Chicagoans Melody LaLuz, 28, and Claudaniel Fabien, 30, shared their first kiss Saturday at the altar. The two teach abstinence at the city's public schools and practiced what they preached to their teenage students.
Two abstinence teachers who wed in Chicago experienced their first kiss at the altar. And it was a doozy -- a two-minute smooch that drew cheers from about 500 people in the church.
After a one-year courtship, 28-year-old Melody LaLuz and 30-year-old Claudaniel Fabien tied the knot Saturday, even though they'd never locked lips before that day.
The couple teach abstinence in Chicago schools and, while dating, practiced what they'd been preaching to their teenage students.
"No kissing" wasn't their only rule. They were never alone together in a house. And they watched movies sitting upright on the couch, never lying down.
A honeymoon is planned for the Bahamas. The pair say they have no worries about how they'll spend it.
They waited until they got married for the first kiss when will they have sex?

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No Fat = No Taste
Who Loves Taste
The Man Does

The Woman Who is Allergic to Modern Technology

For most people talking on a mobile phone, cooking dinner in the microwave or driving in a car is simply part of modern living in 21st century Britain. But completing any such tasks is impossible for Debbie Bird - because she is allergic to Cell Phones and Microwaves. The 39-year-old is so sensitive to the electromagnetic field (emf) or 'smog' created by computers, mobile phones, microwave ovens and even some cars, that she develops a painful skin rash and her eyelids swell to three times their size if she goes near them. As a consequence, Mrs Bird, a health spa manager, has transformed her home into an EMF-free zone to try and stay healthy. 'I can no longer do things that I used to take for granted,' Mrs Bird said. "My day-to-day life has been seriously affected by EMF".
TimO said...
Of course her own brain will also produce those same symptoms.
Otherwise the background emf of radio stations, tv stations, weather and airport radars would have her 'sick' even in her 'emf-proof' home. Easy enough to put her through a double-blind test (where neither she or the tester is aware if a device is really putting out emf or not) to see if she is 'allergic' to emf or really just THINKS she is....I'm betting on the latter.
I agree with TimO a persons brain can play a big roll in a person life from making a person sick if that person believes it. It can also help to heal certain illness. I have even put the thought in my head that I was sick to get out of a class when I was in Junior High. The thing about it I wasn't sick but I made the office staff to believe me with how I looked.

Anyone up for the Challenge.....

This would be great to experience but not 24/7

The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day
Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.
She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.
Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.
She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."
As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.
"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

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Tom Ford - USA
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Two Contestants Bailed Out Of Truck After 55 Days
A radio station in Madison, Wis. this week halted a contest in which neither finalist showed signs of backing down even after spending nearly two months together in a truck.
Tommy Kempfer, 26, of Sun Prairie, and Lisa Thompson, 40, of Westfield, were vying to be the last person in the truck to win a new $30,000 vehicle.
They were allowed 10-minute breaks every three hours, time they used to eat healthy foods, exercise and talk to radio listeners. But after 55 days, officials with WMAD-FM "Star Country" in Madison began to worry the contest would never end.
So on Tuesday, the station offered Kempfer and Thompson a compromise -- end the contest and each would receive $10,000 toward the purchase of a car, trips for two to Las Vegas and $1,000 for a mattress. The pair was given an hour to accept or the contest would continue with the runner-up receiving nothing. Within 15 minutes, both agreed to the deal.
French say they need the biggest condoms
The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database. The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.
8 YO who vowed 1000th spanking would be his last, kills dad
An eight-year-old US boy accused of murdering his father and a family friend kept a tally of his parents' smackings, vowing that the 1,000th time would be the last, police believe.
The double murder on Nov 5 shocked the US, with investigators initially struggling to find any motive.
However, according to police records reported by the Arizona Republic, the boy "is believed to have made ledgers and/or communicated in the form of writings about his intentions" if his father and stepmother continued to smack him.
According to the police records, the boy told a Child Protective Services official that "when he reached one thousand spankings . . . that would be his limit. [The boy] kept a tally of his spankings on a piece of paper."
Even if he got one spanking a day it would take 2.73 years
What if he only got 56 spankings in 8 years and was just a really ***** counter?

Saturday, November 29, 2008

What do you think......

Thieves Steal House Brick-by-Brick!

Dressed as workmen, they attempted to take the building, brick by brick and slate by slate.
The pair even stopped for lunch during their audacious theft and a neighbor inadvertently helped them by collecting fallen tiles.
All the roof slates were taken and one of the walls of the three-bedroom semi was wrecked before the alarm was raised.
The owner, a property developer, said the damage would cost him £10,000 to repair.
'You've got to laugh at it,' he said.
'They were literally stealing my house. They went there with hard hats and yellow jackets and took ladders. They even stopped for a lunch break.'
Dorset Police said two 38-year-old men had been arrested in connection with the incident in Parkstone, near Poole.
TimO said...
Old, weathered brick and wood are so 'in' with designers that there are companies here in the States that will demolish buildings for FREE just to reclaim and resell the materials.....

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

84-year-old woman used cats for warmth in filthy home
The woman living in a filthy house with no heat told a deputy on Thanksgiving that she tried to keep warm at night by getting her 66 cats to lay on her. The woman’s daughter was arrested after officials found her mother living in "deplorable conditions" in the New Smyrna Beach mobile home, Volusia County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Brandon Haught said. Mary Bosket, 54, is being held on a charge of neglect of the elderly and $10,000 bond. Deputies said Mary Phillips was found Thanksgiving morning living with 66 cats, 15 turkeys, 20 ducks, 13 gerbils and a dog. Animal control officers took the animals to the Halifax Humane Society.

The details in the news release about the South Glencoe Road home include:
The only toilet in the house was not working, and the sinks wouldn’t drain.
Phillips was using a faulty oxygen tank, and said she suffers from congestive heart problems.
A duck was living in one bedroom in an empty children’s pool, while the turkeys were in cages in another bedroom, except one that was wandering freely.
Two dead cats were found in the freezer.
Baby is born pregnant I Don’t Think So??????
A baby has had a bit of an irregular start to life - she's been born pregnant.
Doctors in Saudi Arabia discovered that when the mother was pregnant she had two foetuses inside her.
But one of the foetuses grew inside the other to create what has been described as a 'unique case in the world'.
One-Year-Old Girl is Pregnant
Doctors say this is the first such case in modern medicine: A 1-year-old girl is pregnant.
Immortalized article…
An incredible case was recorded in medical practice. A 1-year-old girl is pregnant, while doctors say this is the first such case in modern medicine. Arab media are now considering if abortion would be considered murder in this case.
It turns out that the girl` mother had two embryos while she was pregnant. One of the embryos started developing in the other child`s uterus. Although doctors declared this a unique case, there are several similar cases throughout history.
An Indian farmer (36) had the embryo of his twin brother removed. The man sought medical assistance after his swollen stomach started causing breathing problems. Doctors thought a tumour was in question, but they retrieved a human embryo.
In 2002, India doctors found a fetus inside a 6-month-old boy. The dead fetus, which was surgically removed, weighed a kilo, while the boy only weighed 6.5 kilos.
This anomaly, called an embryo inside an embryo, is rather rare. It happens once in 500,000 pregnancies. The phenomenon always occurs in the early pregnancy stages. As a rule, the fetuses die while still in the mother`s womb.
However, there are cases where he fetus survives the entire pregnancy, remains in the host`s body, trapped like a parasite.

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Black Friday Deaths at Wal-Mart and Toys R Us

Wal-Mart Worker Dies When Shoppers Break Down Doors
Nassau County Police examine the front of the Wal-Mart in Valley Stream, N.Y., after a temporary Wal-Mart worker died after a throng of unruly shoppers broke down the doors and trampled him moments after the Long Island store opened early Friday for day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, police said.
Police said about 2,000 people had gathered outside the doors before the Wal-Mart opened at the suburban location about 20 miles east of Manhattan. A crowd pushed the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened, leaving a metal portion of the door crumpled like an accordion.
Police are looking for Wal-Mart shoppers who trampled worker
New York Police are reviewing video from surveillance cameras in an attempt to identify who trampled to death a Wal-Mart worker after a crowd of post-Thanksgiving shoppers burst through the doors at a suburban store and knocked him down.
Criminal charges were possible, but identifying individual shoppers in Friday's video may prove difficult, said Detective Lt. Michael Fleming, a Nassau County police spokesman.
Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers stepped over him and became irate when officials said the store was closing because of the death, police and witnesses said.
"This crowd was out of control," Fleming said. He described the scene as "utter chaos," and said the store didn't have enough security.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Bentonville, Ark., closed the store in Valley Stream for several hours after the stampede. It reopened shortly after 1 p.m.
2 Shot Dead at California Toys R Us
Two men were shot and killed on Black Friday inside a Toys R Us in Palm Desert, Calif., during a confrontation apparently involving dispute over a toy.

Black Friday Fight Over and X-Box
Fighting for a xbox 360 package with the guitar hero, during black Friday at Wal-mart

Police issue flip-flops to drunk girls

Late night revelers in a Devon resort are being offered flip-flops to help them get home. Police in Torquay say it makes it easier for women, rather than struggling along in high heels. The flip-flops, which will be given out from December, will have messages about safe alcohol limits printed on them. The footwear will be paid for by £30,000 of funding secured from the Home Office by Safer Communities Torbay, an alliance of local authority, police and health services.
The scheme is the latest late-night policing idea in Torbay where "mop cops" order people who urinate in the street to clean up after themselves. Matthew Elliott of the Taxpayers' Alliance said: "This is an idiotic waste of money. People don't pay taxes for drunk women to get free flip-flops, they want police to fight crime. "Police aren't there to be an emergency supply of flat shoes."

Bank Robber 1 - Armed SWAT Team 0

It appeared to be a real emergency that hit in the middle of the night in Montgomery, New Jersey. It started when an alarm went off in a local bank, sending cops to the scene in a hurry. When they peered inside through the closed blinds, trying to see what might be going on inside the darkened building, they spotted someone inside.
They ordered him out, but he stubbornly refused to move, standing his ground, seeing to almost defy them to take him on.
Specially trained SWAT officers pulled out bullhorns and demanded whoever was inside emerge. And still no one came out.
After numerous phone calls went unanswered, this dramatic robbery in progress took a final turn, as SWAT teams broke through the doors and stormed the bank.
And that's when they finally got their first look at the 'suspect' who caused so much commotion. It was a full-sized cardboard cutout of a person used for promotional purposes, left standing near the window.
Red faced cops quickly withdrew after realizing the cardboard man wasn't likely to do much more than give them a paper cut. But at least he didn't offer any resistance.
But this investigation still isn't over - authorities are trying to figure out what set off the alarm in the first place.

Friday, November 28, 2008

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I want one!

The Amazing Table

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The Fun Drunks

Naughty but Nice Girls

Weird Stuff Videos

Married Couple First Dance

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Rotting monkey head found at customs
Customs officials got a nasty surprise when they opened a suspicious smelling package at an airport and found a rotten monkey's head inside.
An investigation is under way to trace the sender of the maggot infested package
Officers at Munich airport put the airmail parcel from South Africa aside when they noticed a foul smell coming from it.
But they were horrified when they cut it open and discovered the decaying skull, covered in live maggots.
"The maggots were crawling out of the package. Some officers had to leave the room and take a deep breath of fresh air outside because it was so bad.
The gruesome discovery took place on Monday and an investigation is now under way to trace the sender.

Pair nabbed over $55, 000 porn robbery
TWO men have been nabbed for allegedly breaking in to an Alice Springs adult store and stealing more than $55,000 worth of sex products.
The males, aged 18 and 19, were arrested on Wednesday after the eldest was caught allegedly breaking into the Red Ochre Restaurant early in the morning.
Police linked him back to the break-in at the Parson St sex shop on October 23.
The youngest was also charged with unlawful use of a motor vehicle following the theft of a Nissan Tiida from Winnecke Avenue on November 24.
Kids lead cops on wild chase
TWO 13-year-old boys - one who is already on bail - allegedly stole a family's car and took police on a wild chase through Darwin's northern suburbs.
The teenagers allegedly ran four red lights, drove on a footpath and sped through a school zone during the pursuit, police allege.
Officers chased them with lights and sirens blazing after spotting the car zipping through a red light at the Trower Rd and Lakeside Dr intersection.
But the pair failed to stop.
They finally mounted a kerb (curb) in Leanyer and abandoned the vehicle, fleeing into parkland.
Pursuing police arrested them soon after.
Man fined for "Obama" Christmas display
A Pasco County man who put a message to Barack Obama at the center of his home's Christmas display is being fined by the county,
Joe Athas says the sign painted on his roof, which reads "Obama and Joe -- the men" isn't about politics. It's about pride.
The New Port Richey resident originally painted the message the day before the election, but eventually made it part of his holiday display.
He didn't find out there was a problem until a Pasco Code Enforcement officer showed up at his door saying it was illegal to display political signs more than 15 days after an election.
He's now been given seven days to have the message removed or face an $80 fine.
No matter what happens, Athas says he plans to keep the sign in place through the holidays, even if he's forced to pay the fine.
Old man attacks cop -- with a tree branch
We bet the cop was really, really scared.
First, a 65-year-old dude comes at him.
Then he attacks the Tallahassee cop with a tree branch
The old coot grabbed the 3-foot-long branch and repeatedly socked the cop.
The cop, who had minor injuries, fought back.
But not with a gun, thank heavens. He defended himself with a baton.

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.
The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.
But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracized the gay couple from their group. "One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs.
There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species.

Man with no arms caught driving

Chinese police have pulled over a man driving a 4x4 only to find that he had no arms.
Police were amazed at their discovery during a routine check of vehicles on the road.
Zing Shen, 42, was steering the vehicle with his feet and said he had been doing so for years.
The man told traffic police that ever since he lost his arms in an industrial accident several years ago, he had used his feet to steer his vehicle without difficulty. He has no arms from the elbows down.

Punishment that fits the CRIME

Amenah holds a photograph of her face before acid was thrown at it.
Iranian court sentences man who blinded woman with acid to be blinded with acid
A jealous lover who blinded a woman with acid is also to be blinded with acid under the country's Islamic law. A 27-year-old named only as Majid confessed to attacking Amenah Bahrami in 2004 to dissuade anyone from marrying the woman he loved.
Wednesday's ruling was issued based on the Islamic law system of 'qisas,' or eye for an eye retribution. The reports say Ameneh asked the court to sentence Majid, who was only identified by his first name, to be blinded by acid to prevent similar attacks on other women. Majid is allowed to appeal the verdict.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Giant hairball removed from girl's stomach - WTF!

An 11-year-old girl in Mumbai, India, was hospitalized with pain in her stomach, and surgeons were forced to operate. What they found was a foot-long hairball.
The mass of hair -- known as a trichobozear - -is a potentially fatal result of a mental illness called trichotillomania, a condition in which the patient pulls her hair out and, in many cases, eats it. And while the condition is not well known, American doctors say that it may afflict 1 percent of all Americans.
"It's a fairly uncommon outcome for trichs," said Dr. Martin Franklin, associate professor of clinical psychology and psychiatry at the University of Pennsylvania, who studies trichotillomania in children and adolescents. "But it's pretty life-threatening if you do end up here."

Zoo study shows you can’t mate two female polar bears

Japanese zoo figure out why polar bears fail to mate because both are female (DUH!)
The zoo in the northern city of Kushiro swapped an orangutan for a polar bear cub in January 2005, hoping it would eventually produce offspring with a female bear called Kurumi.
The cub, named Tsuyoshi after the popular baseball slugger Tsuyoshi Shinjo, reached the reproductive age of four last December.
"Even though the rutting season came in spring this year, Tsuyoshi didn't show mating behavior such as chasing after a female bear," said zookeeper Hiroyuki Kubono. "We thought it might be because Tsuyoshi was still too young."
But suspicions deepened when Tsuyoshi was seen urinating just like Kurumi.
"We realized it's really odd," the zookeeper said.
The zoo sent some of Tsuyoshi's hair for a DNA test, the results of which suggested "he" was really a she.
Just to make sure, earlier this month the zoo anesthetized the bear and directly checked its body, said Kubono, adding: "It was female."
The zoo wants a male for mating and is considering swapping Tsuyoshi, but Kubono said she is hugely popular with visitors.
"Tsuyoshi came here when she was a cub and people just love her," he said
It is not an isolated case: Tsuyoshi's "brother," who was adopted by another zoo and turns three this year, has also turned out to be female.
Why didn't they check for which sex it was when they swapped to make sure they were getting what they wanted? It would be like not counting money and taking someone else's word.

A survey says WOMEN don't even want FOREPLAY...

It's great news for men - women say foreplay is overrated
Poor men. All that time and effort wasted. A study has shown that foreplay adds little to a woman's overall enjoyment of sex.
The main event itself is far more important, the researchers found.
Their findings contradict traditional bedroom etiquette, which dictates that men must take it slow.
More than 2,300 women were quizzed about their sex lives for the study. Questions covered areas such as the division of time between foreplay and intercourse, and how often the women had an orgasm.
Foreplay lasted for an average of 15.4 minutes and intercourse for 16.2, the Journal of Sexual Medicine reports.
Further scrutiny of the results, collected in the Czech Republic, led the researchers from the University of the West of Scotland and Charles University in Prague to conclude that foreplay contributed little to a woman's enjoyment of the encounter.
The researchers said: 'In contrast to the assumptions of many sex therapists and educators, more attention should be given to improve quality and duration of intercourse rather than foreplay.'
They added that the figure of 16.2 minutes for intercourse dwarfed the figure of seven minutes found in American studies, suggesting Europeans are better in the bedroom.

What’s the gas price where you live?

$1.37 per gallon here in St. Louis
$1.80 per gallon here in Seattle.
$1.56 per gallon here in this part of OK.
$1.66 per gallon here in Waterloo on 11/29 $1.72
$2.40 per gallon near Buffalo, NY
Paulo Braz - Portugal said...
$5.85 per gallon in Portugal, Europe
wirecutter said...
$1.87 a gallon in Modesto, CA
KosherPickle said...
$7.65 per gallon in the UK
$1.43 per gallon in KC Kansas
TimO said...
$1.89 here in SouthEast Florida
Jazib said...
$2.83 in Lahore - Pakistan
Hell.- said...
Q27 (quetzales) Guatemala city. $3.54 US dollars

ONLY at Thanksgiving!

Talk about a huge breast!
Who wants the Breast
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It’s Cool Whip time!
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
That’s one nice spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
When do I put it in?

Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans

Gobble Gobble Gobble!

Hey, wait…
Is that turkey pecking at his pecker?
He must have thought it was a worm.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

An Austrian motorist Mercedes car was "purring" along

Peter Hochberger discovered his neighbors's terrified moggie Luna had been perched on the engine block - for nearly a week.
Lucky Luna had survived more than 300 miles of motoring without food or water before her mewing raised the alarm.
The petrified puss had hidden so deep inside the engine that it had to be dismantled to get her out.
Mechanic Walter Doerfler, 48, said: "I have no idea how she got so far into the engine, it was a major job to take parts off so we could reach her."
Amazingly she escaped with just some minor singes to her fur and is now back with her family in Ruprechtshofen, Austria, counting her eight remaining lives.
Relieved owner Erwin Taurok said: "It is a miracle that Luna survived the odyssey without food or water almost unharmed. We were worried about her after she didn't turn up for a week and had put up posters with her picture - we are delighted to have her back."

How To Use The Three Seashells - NSFW - WTF!

From the movie Demolition Man
Stallone and Snipes
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I'm Lovin' It

Womans Best Friend
Mans Best Friend

Honey I need you to hold this for me

Husband uses wife to test his new bullet proof glass
This was done back when the wife would do anything for her husband.

The Two Faced Dog - WTF!

A Beagle is unveiled to the world — with a quarter of its face transplanted from another dog.
The dog, seen just before the operation with the donor on the right, got new skin, an ear and eyelids.

The operation produced the world's first ever patchwork dog and was carried out two years ago.
Zhen Shengwu, chief plastic surgeon at the Fujian Provincial Hospital in Fuzhou, is now hoping to attract rich westerners for face change surgery.
Zhen said: "Wing is mentally and physically healthy after the surgery which was a great success."
He added: "Wing Wen recovered quickly and most observers would think the dog was born with a mixed-colored face. But you can see the difference from the ears.
They killed one dog to do this procedure and I don't care what any body says it's cruelty to do this to either dog just so they can said they done it.

Caption This...............

Anyone up for the Challenge.....

Guy Eats 200 Live Worms In 20 seconds
After this, you may never look at linguine in the same way again.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Nebraska's 'Butt Bandit' suspect faces charges
Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."
Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, of Valentine. All are misdemeanors.
Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.
The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.
Scott said Larvie was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning.
Fake traffic stops on YouTube lead to arrests
Two men from Sparta, Wisconsin are accused of outfitting a 1997 Lincoln with red and blue flashing lights, using it to make fake traffic stops - and then posting video of themselves doing it on YouTube.
An anonymous tip led Monroe County sheriff's detectives to the online video last Thursday.
On Monday, charges of being party to false imprisonment, impersonating an officer and disorderly conduct were filed against 20-year-old Cody Hobson and 21-year-old Ronald Lyons, both of Sparta.
According to a criminal complaint, two motorists were stopped Nov. 18, but the men didn't make contact with either driver, and a third stop was attempted. During one stop, one of the men remarked that, "No matter how many times we do this, this (expletive) never gets old."
Angry Wendy's customer punches out drive-thru window
A customer at a Fort Myers Wendy's was arrested after he punched a drive-through window.
The customer walked into the fast food restaurant yelling and screaming about poor service after pulling out of the drive through.
So an employee handed him a 1-800 number if he wanted to file a complaint.
That's when the customer walked out of the restaurant and toward the drive-through window, punching through it.
When deputies found him, he told them "Yeah, I hear you are looking for me, all I did was break a window."
DUI suspect strips when asked to remove her shoes
How drunk was she?
So plastered that when a cop asked her to remove her shoes, she stripped naked.
First, the 41-year-old Ocala woman was taken to the Marion County Jail on suspicion of driving under the influence.
The cop said she told Tina M. Boggess, a Holiday Inn Travel employee, to remove her shoes while she was in the holding area.
Instead, the woman unzipped her pants, pulled them down and began removing her clothing.
The cop said Boggess had to hold onto the wall to take off her clothes because she could not maintain her balance.
Boggess took a breath test and blew an estimated blood alcohol level of .157 and a .151, nearly twice he state's legal limit for driving.
She was taken to jail because a deputy clocked her doing 82 in a 40 mph zone.
Boggess was driving erratically when she was pulled over.
She reportedly told the deputy she had drunk three or four beers.
She also reportedly told him, "I know I've been drinking, but I'm not [expletive] up."
Yeah, right.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008


You're a Sleeze Bag

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Why It Sucks Being an Egg:

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes you ten minutes to get hard.
You have to come in a box of 18 with 17 other guys.
The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.

"Cockberg", the Penis-Shaped Iceberg:

Believe it or not this is not "Photoshopped"! Could it be a subtle ironic message from Mother Nature to humanity, liable of the global warming which is melting the polar ice?

Why Does Sex Makes Men Sleepy

Ladies, you've just had a passionate roll in the hay with your significant other (or drunken mistake). Since you're a girl, all you want to do after sex is cuddle and talk about marriage and missing your period. But when you roll over, he's already snoring into his pillow!
Anyone who's ever seen a female stand-up comedian has heard this story. He just wants to shoot his wad and doze off, probably immediately after leaving the toilet seat up! Am I right ladies? It fits in nicely with the stereotype that men don't care about romance, and that women are emotionally needy. But it's just a cliche, right?
It's not their fault.
There's a scientific reason men fall asleep after sex.
According experts, an orgasm literally changes a man's body chemistry. Combine that with the physical exertion of sex and chances are that most dudes will go down like they were hit with a tranquilizer dart.
So please, ladies, stop treating it like a personality flaw. And don't let him have sex with you if he's also flying a helicopter at the time.

US Warship will not divert its course!

Guy Uses His Head To Move Bricks

But He Wasn’t Using His Head "TO THINK" How To Do It

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Newsman in the News for Snooping
A popular TV newsman from Philadelphia has been sentenced to three years of probation for obsessively hacking into his co-anchor's e-mail and leaking gossip about her to the press.
A federal judge ruled Monday that 51-year-old Larry Mendte must serve six months of home confinement during his probation. Mendte also must perform 250 hours of community service and pay a $5,000 fine.
Mendte had admitted hacking into Alycia Lane's e-mail hundreds of times.
The pair had anchored the evening newscasts on the city's CBS affiliate from 2004 to December 2007, when Lane was fired for various off-camera incidents. Mendte was fired in June after the FBI searched his home and office.
Mans best friend shot him
Police say a Tillamook, Oregon -area man was injured Saturday morning while duck hunting when his shotgun discharged after it may have been contacted by his dog and struck him in the leg as he was outside his boat.
Oregon State Police Sergeant Todd Hoodenpyl, says 23-year old Matthew Markum and his brother were duck hunting at Tillamook Bay at approximately 7:30 AM when the incident took place.
They were near Bay City, using an 11-foot open aluminum boat to go from the land to their decoys. The men were accompanied by their 3-year old male Yellow Labrador.
Hoodenpyl says the shotgun blast happened while both hunters were outside of the boat, the dog and Matthew's loaded 12 gauge shotgun were inside the boat. The shotgun round put a hole in the left side of the boat and struck Matthew Markum's leg
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UFOs, aliens and ghosts are believed in more than God
Believers in UFOs, aliens and ghosts outnumber those who follow mainstream religions, a survey has found. While 54 per cent of people believe in God, 58 per cent believe in the supernatural.
Researchers found women were more likely to believe in the supernatural than men, and were more likely to visit a medium.
Nearly a quarter of the 3,000 questioned by researchers claimed they had an encounter with the paranormal.
Some 37 per cent said aliens and ghosts were the basis of their belief system.
"Make Some Extra Cash! Drug Use and Criminal Record OK"
The Albuquerque Police Department has turned to the want ads for snitches.
An ad this week in the alternative newspaper The Alibi asks for "people who hang out with crooks" to do part-time work for the police.
It reads in part: "Make some extra cash! Drug use and criminal record OK."
Capt. Joe Hudson says police received more than 30 responses in two days. He says one tip was a "big one" but won't elaborate.
An informant whose tip helps officers arrest a drug dealer could earn $50. A tip about a murder suspect could bring up to $700.
It's not the first time the department has run ads. In a program 10 years ago, police received so many calls they turned the phones off.
Suspect goes on wild ride with stolen ATM
There's probably an art to stealing - and cracking open - ATMs. But a man apparently hasn't figured out what it is.
Police say a 49-year-old man from Leavenworth Kansas was arrested for prying an ATM loose from a credit union early Sunday by using a stolen skid loader. Then, in a bid to break open the cash machine, police say the suspect used the skid loader to drop the 3,000-pound machine straight down a 50-foot wooded embankment.
But things didn't go as planned. When the skid loader dropped down the hill, the man went with it.
The suspect took a wild ride down the embankment from the skid loader cage. The man, skid loader and ATM tumbled downhill through the woods.
He was found trapped inside the battered machine and was taken to a hospital for his injuries, which were not considered life-threatening. He could end up facing federal charges.
How Ironic That It Happen In Leavenworth Since It's Home For The Best Known Federal Prison And Since Robbing A Bank/Credit Union Is A Federal Crime.
Man wins 2 vehicles in 10 days
In a span of 10 days, a man learned he won two automobiles in separate contests. Michel Horton from Topeka Kansas picked up his newest ride on Friday, a 2008 "Bon Jovi Special Edition" Saturn Outlook, at a dealership in Topeka. He was notified of the win on Oct. 15.
The entry also netted him a guitar and gold-plated Bon Jovi records.
But that was his second free vehicle. Horton was notified Oct. 5 he had won a Mitsubishi Lancer in a contest sponsored by Bic lighter.
As if that weren't enough, he also won tickets to a recent Kansas City Chiefs game in another drawing.
Horton said rather than collecting the Lancer, he opted to take the cash-in value of $28,800 for the car. He said that will help pay the taxes on his winnings.
An elderly Pensacola woman was trapped in her own bathtub for three days
But miraculously, she survived by drinking the water.
Harriet Patterson, 82, was about to take a bath when she fell in the tub and broke her arm and dislocated her pelvic bone.
Patterson said she tried to get help by banging on the door, but remained hopeful as the days went on.
Patterson's neighbor eventually came to her rescue. She is now undergoing rehabilitation treatment for her injuries.
You gotta love this woman's attitude.
Says Patterson: "The first thing I did was I laughed at myself and thought, "Honey, you got yourself in quite the predicament right now."
Woman charged in DUI was driving without pants because "I was hot"
A cop discovered a Bonifay woman asleep in her car, slumped over the wheel with the engine running,
And one more thing: She wore no pants.
But give her points for being truthful.
She told the cop she'd just gotten her license back after having it suspended for a DUI, her third.
When the cop asked for her driver's license, she handed him a cigarette.
She admitted to having a few mixed drinks and said she was unsure where she was. But that was obvious. She was facing the wrong way on the shoulder of a state road.
She couldn't get past the letter "M" in reciting her ABCs, even after several attempts.
When the cop asked why she "had no pants on," her answer was this: "I was hot."
Cops' Conversation Could Let Accused Drug Dealer Go Free
A Daytona Beach Florida courthouse video shows Daytona Beach police ignoring a judge's orders and the video could let an accused drug trafficker off the hook.
The video shows police talking outside a courtroom minutes after a judge told them not to. For about two hours, the video goes on and police are opening their files, having an animated discussion and, at one point, the defense attorney said they may even be reenacting their arrest of a cocaine dealer.
A security camera caught the scene a few feet from a courtroom door. An officer appears to be having an active conversation with other cops. He gestures, points and may be re-enacting, an attorney said, the arrest of Antonio Herndon.
Herndon was arrested in January with hundreds of grams of cocaine and $30,000 in cash. But during a recent hearing at the courthouse, where a judge ordered police sequestered and not to talk about the case, the camera caught them talking.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Trooper saves donut shop

An Indiana State Police trooper is being credited with saving a Lafayette donut shop, after noticing it on fire early this morning as he was passing.
According to a release from Indiana State Police, Trooper Ryan Winters noticed flames at the Krispy Kreme donut shop at 4030 State Road around 1:49 am.
Winters notified dispatchers, then busted out the front glass door to see if anyone was inside. The business was closed and nobody was inside. Winters grabbed a fire extinguisher and put out the fire that had started in the kitchen area.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

SMALL BITS and PIECES in the News

I haven't felt good lately a lot of sneezing and blowing my nose.
I hope I be back posting tomorrow.

It's Not What You Think

Its nothing but a pair of ladies heels

Do You Know.......

Movie Stunt?????

You cannot tell me these were real cops.

Repugnant fragrance gets student charged with DSF

Maybe the 13-year-old student at Martin County's Spectrum Junior/Senior High thought he was being funny by repeatedly and purposely passing gas during computer class.
His teacher, D.C. Carden, didn't bust a gut over the boy's breaking wind - not to mention his continuous turning off classroom computers - so he gave the boy a referral and sent him packing to the school resource officer for a little talk.
SRO Warren Pettaway asked the (perhaps) obvious question: Did the boy deliberately cut the cheese? "He subsequently informed me it was factual, and I informed him as a result of his behavior he was being charged with Disruption of a School Function," Pettaway wrote in his report.
That's right. The boy was arrested for farting. He was released to his mom. No word on what he did in the car on the way home.

Hall Monitor said...
This story made Detentionslip!
Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.

Caption This...............

Anonymous said...
"Someday my stack of Gorky Park cd's will be this high!"
Gorky Park (band), Russian glam metal band, also named after the park.
Anonymous said...
Captain America may have super powers..
But who do you think has a better look?

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Obama Assassination Pool
The owner of a Maine store has sparked intense local and national outcry over a sign that invited customers to bet on a date when President-elect Barack Obama would be assassinated, but authorities say no charges are planned.
After the post-election incident in Standish, Maine, town officials were bombarded with angry e-mails from around the country. And on Friday, hundreds gathered at a "Rally Against Hate" in Portland to denounce the racially charged sign and to appeal for unity, the Portland Press Herald reported.
Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion said Friday that Steve Collins, owner of Oak Hill General Store, denied any knowledge of the "Osama Obama Shotgun Pool" sign. The sheriff added that the sign was nowhere to be found when a deputy visited the store to investigate a report of it on Nov. 7.
Dion also said posting the sign would not necessarily constitute a threat or a terrorizing incident.
The handwritten sign on an eraser board inviting the $1 bets ended with, "Let's hope someone wins."
Man sentenced for killing slow hairdresser
A Little Rock, Arkansas man has been sentenced to prison for fatally shooting a stylist who was taking too long to braid his hair.
Thirty-year-old Kerry Rendall Wilson of Little Rock was sentenced Friday to 24 years for second-degree murder. He will be eligible for parole in six years.
Wilson's lawyer says his client was high on marijuana dipped in formaldehyde when 39-year-old Henrietta Jones was killed in November 2007.
Cops lost foot chase to one-legged man
A ONE-legged prisoner escaped — by outpacing THREE guards.
Michael Hill, 28, dashed away from a court car park "like a Paralympic sprinter".
The amputee — who has a false leg — DASHED 200 yards, VAULTED a 5ft wall and two garden fences and VANISHED in a block of flats.
Suspected burglar Hill had been escorted outside to wait for transport after he was remanded in custody.
But guards left him without handcuffs because he was on crutches.
Suddenly, he ditched the supports and fled — leaving the three overweight guards puffing for breath in his wake.
A court security officer, who was too embarrassed to be named, said: "I can’t believe a man with one leg managed to run away. He was a really good actor."
68-year-old Woman Was Arrested For Ohio Bank Robberies
Police in Cincinnati Ohio have arrested a 68-year-old woman on a bank robbery charge — and they want to know if she's the so-called "Granny Robber" they've been seeking since last May.
Police in the southwest Ohio town of Franklin say a woman handed a note to a teller in a Huntington Bank branch Friday and made off with an undisclosed amount of money.
Officers said Barbara Joly of Middletown was arrested a short time later and they say she fit the description of the woman who robbed the bank.
Investigators say Joly had sunglasses and a scarf with her.
They won't say if those items were worn by the robber in Friday's bank holdup, but that is how an older woman was dressed during four bank robberies in the area since May.
67-year-old Man Robs Store, Then Waits For Police
John Paul Adams robbed a downtown gas station, police said, then waited for Spokane Washington officers to arrest him.
At 6:24 a.m., Adams walked into the Shell station at Third Avenue and Maple Street with a loaded .22 rifle, laid it on the counter and said, "Give me what you got," said Spokane Police Officer Tim Moses.
When the clerk opened the till, the man grabbed several hundred dollars then told the clerk to call the cops, Moses said. Adams went outside, unloaded his gun, leaned it against a phone booth and "then stood there and waited for us."
Adams was booked into Spokane County Jail on one count of first-degree robbery, Moses said.
Adams wouldn’t tell police what his motivation was, Moses said. Adams was not homeless. Police impounded the truck he was driving.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Hospital the Blame for Woman Losing Her Hands and Feet

32-Year-Old Suing Hospital After Gangrene Attacks Her Body.
She was a vibrant young mother who went to a Brooklyn hospital for what she thought was a kidney stone. She wound up leaving without her hands and feet because of what her lawyers call a "Huge Medical Mistake." Now, Tabitha Mullings is suing.
It was on Sept. 14 when Mullings came to the hospital suffering from abdominal pain, and had a kidney stone, and a condition with a known propensity for infection.But Mullings' lawyers say there was no blood test. She was sent home, and when her fiancé brought her back the next day, an infection was raging. It choked off the blood flow to her extremities. After gangrene set in, her hands turned black, her feet turned black, all four limbs had to be amputated. "The infection attacked not only her hands and feet, but also the optic nerve which is why she went blind in one eye and half blind in the other eye and is now legally blind as well," Rubenstein said. She will be fitted with prosthetic hands and feet which she'll have to learn to use.

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