Thursday, July 31, 2008

Rich Sheikh Indulges in a $40K Oil Change

A Qatari resident spent the astonishing sum on having his Lamborghini flown into London's Heathrow Airport - and back out again - just for a service.
A rich sheikh had his Lamborghini flown thousands of miles from Qatar to Britain and back - just so he could have the car's oil changed.
The anonymous resident had the £190,000 car put on a scheduled Qatar Airways flight from the Gulf nation to London's Heathrow Airport and had it sent straight back after the routine check. The entire operation is thought to have set the sheikh back around £20,000.

Bicyclist Assaulted by NYPD on Camera

Video exposes cop who attempted to cover up assault on bicyclist
mightyattom said...
What the hell was that cop thinking, he deliberately went out of his way to knock the bicyclist down! The cop should be fired!
Derek said...
You can see that the COPS were reacting to 'something' that happens off screen.
It would appear that the cyclist did something 'off-screen', and kept riding, but the Cops stopped him.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man arrested for biting off man’s nose in Iowa City
Maybe Donroy Merrival bit off more than he could chew when he got into an argument with another man.
Merrival is accused of biting off another man’s nose last week in Iowa City.Police say the victim first hit Merrival with a shovel Thursday night. They say Merrival responded by biting off the man’s nose and part of his lip. The nose was not recovered but police say Merrival didn’t think he swallowed it.
Police say the victim will be permanently disfigured. Both men were taken to the hospital for treatment.
Merrival was charged Tuesday. He was being held in the Johnson County jail under $30,000 bond.
Sioux City man found guilty of abducting and assaulting girl, 7
A Sioux City man accused of abducting a 7-year-old girl from a park and sexually assaulting her has been found guilty.

A jury on Wednesday found 24-year-old Armando Orozco guilty of first-degree kidnaping. He was charged with abducting the girl from a park in Sioux City last December and taking her back to his apartment where he sexually assaulted her.
Orozco faces a mandatory sentence of life in prison.

Sex In The Shower

In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86% of Detroit residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ...
Thanks Richard


When you don't show enough and when you show way to much.
Anonymous said...
GAH, my eyes, my eyes!

Wild Thing

Dog is doing what most of us wants to do

I wish I could do this and get away with it.


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Police Finds Baby Seal In Car During Traffic Stop
Even in a small town like Coupeville, Washington routine traffic stops usually don't make the news. But you could hardly call what happened routine.
"One of my officers stopped a vehicle on the streets here in town for failing to stop at a stop sign," said Town Marshall David Penrod.
Penrod says when his deputy walked up to the car, something caught his eye. "He looked in the back seat and noticed what he thought was a stuffed animal began to move around," said Penrod.
Staring up at him from behind the glass was a harbor seal pup just a few days old, scared and dehydrated. The deputy's investigation of a rolling stop was now an investigation of something very serious. It's violation of federal law to capture a seal.
Florida Teen Steals Father's Cruiser And Pulls Drivers Over
Florida police have arrested a man who they said posed as a police deputy by stealing his father's police vehicle and pulling over motorists.
Sunrise police said 19-year-old Myco Lee Coker took his father's unmarked Broward Sheriff's Office vehicle and conducted traffic stops in the Sunrise area at around 4:30 a.m. Monday.
Police said Coker, who was wearing a BSO deputy shirt, pulled over motorists with a male friend in the police car. Police said they received an anonymous call from someone in the area who told them what Coker was doing.
Security Cam Catches Men Stealing Giant Metal Plates
Two Florida men were caught on camera stealing hundreds of pounds in valuable metal from a North Miami business. A surveillance video showed two men in a white Ford F-150 pickup truck drive up to Artisan/Rich Iron in North Miami.
Before the thieves drove away, some of the load fell off the truck. The men picked up the metal sheets and drove away.
"Each plate weighs approximately 500 pounds and costs anywhere from $2,500 to $3,000 apiece," Cuevas said.
9-Year-Old Arrested In Kitten-Burning Case
A 9-year-old Delaware boy has been arrested and charged in a shocking crime that left a kitten dead.
New Castle County Police and officers from Delaware SPCA arrested the boy Friday after he allegedly set the kitten on fire in Edgemoor. Neighbors told police the boy, and two friends, poured lighter fluid on the kitten and then set it on fire. The kitten then ran to a nearby tree where its charred remains were found.
Authorities say the boy, who stands only 4'5" and weighs 60 lbs., has been charged with one count of "cruelty to animal that causes death" and remains in custody at the New Castle County Detention Center after failing to post $4,000 bail.
Man, 47, begs for arrest, gets wish
Peiter Vanvliet desperately wanted to be arrested. Problem was, the 47-year-old hadn't done anything wrong -- until he began harassing authorities and asking them to send him to jail.
According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, Vanvliet, of 560 Joe King Road, repeatedly called 911 from a pay phone on Monday night to inform deputies there was a warrant for his arrest and that he would wait for them to come and arrest him.
Yet there was no warrant. Vanvliet wasn't wanted for any crime -- except that his repeated calls prompted deputies to charge him with misuse the 911 system. He was arrested.
A new toilet sign has been created at Thai school
The headteacher, Sitisak Sumontha, estimates that in any year between 10% and 20% of his boys consider themselves to be transgender - boys who would rather be girls.
"They used to be teased every time they used the boys' toilets," he said, "so they started using the girls' toilets instead. But that made the girls feel uncomfortable. It made these boys unhappy, and started to affect their work." So the school offered to build the transgender boys their own facility, and they welcomed it.
Thailand is well known for its tolerance of transgender men, and they are very visible in everyday life. Sex-change surgery has become a speciality of the Thai health industry, and it is relatively inexpensive; patients come here from all over the world for the operation.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Slightly Used Ring

Late Night

Indiana Raid
The other day police in Indiana confiscated over 100 marijuana plants at a Girl Scout camp.
Which explains why last week the Indiana Girl Scouts sold over 2 million boxes of cookies.

Watch List
This week, the Bush Administration added the one millionth name to the U.S. terrorist watch list.
So congratulations to Peggy Watkins of Phoenix, Arizona!

Phone Survey
Research shows that one in seven Americans do not own a cell phone.
Those are the people who are actually driving in their own lane.

Wachovia Loss
Wachovia Bank says it lost $9 billion in the second quarter of this year.
But they’re retracing their steps and expect it will turn up sooner or later.

Magic Wand
In his press conference about the economy, President Bush said, "I don’t have a magic wand."
The last President allegedly had a magic wand. You saw how much trouble he got into.

You can tell John McCain is starting to get a little desperate to get publicity.
Have you heard McCain’s new campaign slogan: "Hey, guys, I’m over here!"


Assorted Images

Accident Waiting to Happen

I Don't want to Know

My last Birthday

Recipe for Death

You're a Very Dirty Girl

3 Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, then demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Highway to Hell popular at funerals
AC/DC's Highway to Hell is becoming one of the most requested funeral tunes in Australia.
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead from the Wizard of Oz, and Another One Bites the Dust by Queen are also popular.
Funeral managers at Centennial Park, the largest cemetery and crematorium in Adelaide, said only two hymns still rank among its top 10 most popular funeral songs: Amazing Grace and Abide With Me.
Highway to Hell, which includes the line: "Going down, party time; My friends are gonna be there too", is just outside the top ten, with Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.
Leading the funeral chart is crooner Frank Sinatra's classic hit My Way followed by Louis Armstrong's version of Wonderful World.
"Some of the more unusual songs we hear actually work very well within the service because they represent the person's character," Centennial Park chief executive Bryan Elliott said.
Among other less conventional choices were Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python, Hit the Road Jack, and I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.
Police wait for suspect to marry
Police in a Chinese town waited outside the suspect house for two days to avoid interrupting his wedding.
Officers in Sanjiang township said they wanted to save the groom, bride and both families from losing face in front of their guests.
The suspect, Leng Qiang, had been wanted by police for two years for robbing a nightclub, reports West China City Daily.
"We received a clue that he had a new girlfriend and perhaps was hiding at her place," said Guo Feng, director of Shuanggui Police Station in Sanjiang township.
"When we arrived at the scene, we were surprised to find that the bride's family was preparing a wedding ceremony, and moreover that the bride was obviously pregnant."
Guo said they decided to wait to arrest the suspect until after the wedding was over, in order to avoid embarrassing the bride's family.
After the wedding was over, the police decided to let the newly wedded couple first enjoy their wedding night, and then arrest the suspect the morning after.
Maybe he thought it would make his car fly.
A 20-year-old man is accused of breaking into a small airport and trying to fill up his car's gas tank with aviation gasoline.
"We've had people try and steal gas here in the past," said Jim Meide, who works at Reid-Hillview Airport. "It's really stupid. Put aviation gas in your car and it's so heavily leaded that eventually your valves warp and you'll end up with some very expensive repairs."
The suspect was arrested Sunday night on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and attempted theft. But he probably wasn't trying to save money.
The aviation fuel in the pumps used for aircraft and race cars was going for $5.97 a gallon, accessed only by a credit card, authorities said.
Shrew identified as world's hardest drinker
A tropical shrew with a taste for alcoholic nectar has been identified as the hardest-drinking creature in the world.
Pentailed tree shrews have such an appetite for alcohol that each night they imbibe, weight for weight, the equivalent of a human downing up to nine glasses of wine.
Their capacity to hold their drink and keep a clear head, however, puts human boozers to shame. After a night supping at the jungle bar the shrews are not even unsteady on their feet, let alone being copiously sick or starting drunken fights.
They get their drinks from bertam palms, which grow in the jungles of West Malaysia and produce nectar boasting an alcohol content that can match beer.
Mother's Dead Body in House for 7 Years
A brother and sister who left their mother's corpse to rot in her ramshackle house may not be charged with a crime for keeping her death a secret for more than seven years.
While John and Diane Simmeck acknowledged they allowed Ann Simmeck's body to decompose and did nothing about it, the Connecticut law that makes failing to report a death a crime does not require private citizens to contact officials when a relative is discovered dead.
The statute only applies when a body has been officially reported dead.
PICTURE and More
Jersey nightclub bans girls for being 'too fat'
A group of girls hoping to enjoy a fun night out were refused entry to a club - for being too fat.
Police were called to calm the situation after they say the manager told them to "go away and lose some weight."
Georgina Mason, 23, who was among the group, was left feeling "disgusted" by the ban.
She said: "About five or six or us got there about 11.30pm on Saturday and the bouncers said we were not allowed in because we were too big.
"I told them not to be ridiculous and asked to speak to the manager. He would not look at me directly but said they'd received too many complaints about fat people. He told me to 'go and lose some weight before you come in - fat people are bad for business,'
Pit Bull Attacks Woman as She Disciplines Child
A woman disciplining a child for breaking a glass was attacked by her boyfriend's pit bull.
Caddo Parish sheriff's deputies say the woman stabbed the dog, and two neighbors alerted to the commotion helped subdue the animal by beating it with a pipe and a board.
Deputies say the dog will be euthanized because of the viciousness of the attack and the extent of its wounds. Caddo sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said 27-year-old Kathryn Long suffered severe dog bites to her arm and buttocks and had to be hospitalized.
I know for a fact that "Pit Bulls" are protective of the young.
The woman must have been abusive towards the child.
New Jersey Motorist Hits Husband, Drives Off as He Dies
Authorities say a New Jersey woman struck her husband with her car, got out to check on him, then drove off as he died.
Prosecutors in Winslow, New Jersey, say 34-year-old Patricia Hernandez is charged with leaving the scene of a fatal accident. Her bail is set at $150,000.
Prosecutors say her husband, Pedro Hernandez, called her to pick him up from his job at an arts and crafts distribution center early Sunday.
Authorities say she struck him outside the warehouse and he was found dead there about six hours later.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Caption This...............

F - U

Same to You!

Al said...
Right Back At You!

Got Sex on Your Mind?

Guys How Much Weight Can Your Penis Hold - NSFW

Female Condom Demonstration - NSFW
(A.K.A. a Femidom)

Watch “PILOBOLUS” it’s Awesome!!!

Are You Tired? Have a tasty glass of eel

It's the hottest season of the year in Japan, and that means it's eel season. So, bottom's up! A canned drink called "Unagi Nobori," or "Surging Eel," made by Japan Tobacco Inc., hit the nation's stores this month just ahead of Japan's annual eel-eating season.

"It's mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer's heat," Hayashi said of the beverage, believed to be the first mass-produced eel drink in Japan. Many Japanese believe eating eel boosts stamina in hot weather. The fizzy, yellow-colored drink contains extracts from the head and bones of eel and five vitamins - A, B1, B2, D and E - contained in the fish.
The Japanese particularly like to eat eel on traditional eel days, which fall on July 24 and Aug. 5 this year.

NEEDS Cheese Drink

Mother's Milk: the breast-tasting drink ever!

Bilk – Mixture of Milk and Beer.
Bilk... 70% beer, 30% milk, 100% disgusting.
Hot Calpis
Placenta Drink
"Placenta 400000" - perhaps it's made from the ground & pressed extract of 400,000 placentas? The revolting beverage should come pre-packaged with mints because there's nothing worse than placenta-breath in the morning.
I don’t know what a Pocari is but,
I do know that I don’t want to drink it’s sweat.
Anonymous said...
pocari sweat is actually pretty nice. its an energy drink.
POCARI SWEAT, was introduced in Japan in 1980 and since then has been the favorite health drink for Japanese consumers.

Melon Milk

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Woman assaulted with pants
Minutes after spotting a man beating a woman off Harbor Boulevard, witnesses called police to say he came after them, too — "only in his undershorts," an Okaloosa County sheriff's deputy said. The 19-year-old man was charged with misdemeanor battery. A woman and her friends said they caught the man hitting another woman and intervened. When they did, he charged at the entire group, according to his arrest report. At some point, he "removed his khaki cargo shorts leaving him only in his undershorts" and began swinging them around, a deputy wrote. He hit one of the women in her right upper thigh, leaving it red.
Gallery owner cuffed because of nude man
The owner of a Florida art gallery is facing charges for allegedly breaking city laws by having a nude man inside his gallery while alcohol was being served.
Gallery owner Bill Schramm 46, and model, Joshua M. Culotta, 26, were taken into police custody Friday at the Erotic Lounge in St. Petersburg, Fla.
The incident began when police showed up after getting a complaint about a large penis sculpture outside the gallery.
The Times said police went back to the gallery later in the night and raided the building.
Officials said they found Culotta inside the building, hanging in an aerial harness from the ceiling with his genitals exposed.
Schramm and Culotta were taken into police custody and Schramm is facing charges of battery on a law enforcement officer and violating the city ordinance. Sgt. Joe Collins said police are allowed to enter a building with a liquor license without probable cause.
Prisoner negotiates for fried chicken in plea deal
Prisoners are often disappointed with the food they're served up while serving time but one jail bird managed to negotiate for fried chicken in a plea deal.
It has been reported that a man awaiting trial for aggravated murder recently enjoyed KFC chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice-cream after agreeing to a sentence of life in prison with no appeal.
By agreeing to this plea, it saves the 33-year-old's family from having to go through the ordeal of an emotional trial.
This will also save the state money by not going through any appeals in the future.
The man, who will be sentenced in August, can at least look forward to his next feast of pizza, lasagna and more ice cream after his sentencing goes ahead.
Man banned from running up the down escalator
An 80-year-old former Olympian has been banned from running the wrong way up escalators because it is too dangerous. Peter Hildreth, who represented Britain at three Olympic Games, was stopped from trying to recreate his old training regime from the 1950s at a department store by the manager.
Louisiana Grand Jury to Probe 50,000-Volt Taser Death
A grand jury in central Louisiana will weigh criminal charges against a former police officer who is accused of jolting a handcuffed man nine times with a Taser before the suspect died, a prosecutor announced Monday.
Winn Parish District Attorney Chris Nevils said the grand jury was scheduled to convene Aug. 12 to begin hearing evidence in the death of Baron Pikes, 21.
Former Winnfield police officer Scott Nugent has acknowledged using the 50,000-volt Taser on Pikes while arresting him Jan. 17 on a drug possession warrant, Nevils said.
Nugent was fired in May, but he is appealing that decision.
Last month, a coroner ruled that Pikes' death was a homicide.
Groper is caught black-handed
A man has been convicted of fondling a young woman - after he left dirty hand prints on her chest. Peter Notridge had been working on his car moments before he grabbed his victim, covering her top with incriminating evidence, a court heard. He was given a three-month suspended prison sentence after admitting the assault. The 58-year-old was also made to register as a sex offender.
Notridge approached the woman in her 20s outside his house in Lincoln last July after she stopped to talk to his wife. He squeezed both her breasts leaving oily hand prints on her yellow top, Lincoln Crown Court was told. She went straight to the police and Notridge, who now lives in Milton Keynes, was arrested 15 minutes later.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Rockport Paper House Is Most Ambitious Papercraft Ever

Back in 1922, a mechanical engineer began building his summer home in Rockport, Massachusetts, out of paper. Originally used just as insulation, Elis Stenman soon began to make furniture and decorations out of paper as well. What resulted was Rockport's Paper House, which is remarkably still standing after 80 years. Stenman's grandniece is now in charge of the house, which was turned into a museum in the 1930s.

More Pictures

#1 and #2 Just for Laughs

When Money Is Not A Problem

The original hoverboard used by Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future 2 is finally on the auction block, starting at $30,000. If you have that kind of money around, prepare more because this prop—made of wood and metal, including original stickers, textured paint job, and the hole left by the handlebar that Marty McFly pulls at the beginning of the chase sequence— may reach $50,000 according to the seller.

Where Is That Smell Coming From?

In Tokyo, a company is using scent-emitting LCD displays to entice people into eating at restaurants in the mall under Tokyo Station.

Spider Cam

Philips Creepy Looking Wireless Internet Cam

Best Bottle Opener EVER!!!

Puppy vs (Real) Alligator

Don’t worry the puppy doesn't get hurt.
Alligator's mouth is taped shut.

Alligator VS. Puppy

Krispy Kreme Grass Flip Flops

Click on Picture

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Drunken Female Passengers Go on Rampage
Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane, hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka and trying to open a cabin door as the aircraft was cruising over Austria at 10,000 meters.
The rampage occurred when a flight attendant denied the women alcohol because they were visibly intoxicated, police said. The 26-year-old took a swipe at a cabin attendant with a bottle of vodka, then attempted to open a cabin door.
"Apparently the 26-year-old wanted to catch some fresh air," the statement said, in an effort to make light of the altercation.
The two women were taken into custody by police at the Frankfurt airport and given a breathalyser test. Both were legally intoxicated.
11-year-old boy collapses while holding his breath
A boy suffered serious cuts to his face after passing out while playing the latest dangerous schoolyard craze - stopping breathing.
Jacob James, 11, had to go to A & E after he held his breath for more than a minute in the playground at Greenfields Community Primary School in Shepway, Maidstone.
Children are holding their breath to see if they can pass out, which is a very dangerous game.
Jacob fell flat on his face and had some quite nasty cuts
PICTURE and More
‘Most Prolific Mom’ Gives Birth to 18th Child
A Romanian immigrant gave birth to her 18th child in British Columbia, making her the province's most prolific mother in 20 years.
Proud dad Alexandru Ionce said Saturday that his 44-year-old wife, Livia, gave birth on Tuesday. Their daughter Abigail weighed in at seven pounds, 12 ounces (3.5 kilograms).
The couple immigrated to Canada from Romania in 1990 and now lives in Abbotsford, British Columbia. Their 17 other children range in age from 20 months to 23 years old.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

That's Just Crazy

Motorbike Tightrope

I know I have one

I Broke My......

F - Leg

F - Arm

Cellphones Do Cause Accidents

Or Is It The Idiots Using Them

I Got Sucker Punched

You Got Knocked The F - Out.

The stupid things we do when we are bored.

Give Yourself A Black Eye

Assorted Images

Even The Blind Needs Porn
Your Liver Is Evil
He Was Damn Tasty
That's Right No Exceptions!
Maximum 28 mph

Car crash cat has face rebuilt

An animal lover has spent £7,500 on complex facial reconstructive surgery for her pet cat after it was disfigured in a car accident.
Tanya Dickson, 41, of Ely, Cambs, had to a forego a new car she had saved up for, to pay for the work on her grey rescue cat "Hetty" - who despite the name is male - after the accident which left it in a coma.
A £2,500 x-ray and MRI scan revealed that the 18-month-old animal's nasal cavity had been shunted to the back of its brain, one eye had collapsed with another dislocated amid countless fractures.
But with round-the-clock care by vets in Kennett, Cambs, and surgery to repair a broken jaw with wire, insert a feeding tube into the cat's neck and stitch one eye shut, Hetty is now back to good health - almost.
Tami said...
How totally cool! It's great to see the love that people have for their "pet children" as well as the assholes that abuse them.

Pelican Eats Pigeon

Border Patrol Checkpoint July 18th 08

Joseph said...
I could write a book about my thoughts on that video, but I will try to keep it short. The guy with the camera is an idiot, plain and simple. Regardless of what misunderstanding existed, the guy was way out of line resisting a simple background check. His attitude alone was reason enough to detain him.
Read the rest in comments.
Anonymous said...
Oh my... This guy in the car is such an asshole.
And the officer is way too nice.
I would have kicked this guys ass and arrested him right away...

Gun + Wife = Husbands Revenge


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Police Find Bodies of Missing R.I. Couple in Septic Tank
Police found the bodies of a missing Rhode Island couple Saturday in the septic tank in their yard.
James A. Soares Sr., 60 and Marian F. Soares, 53, were last been seen at the beginning of the month. They were reported missing by family members July 15 after they missed a family reunion.
Police went to the couple's house in Warren and excavated the yard with a backhoe.
They removed two body bags with their remains, along with several bags of dirt. Police declined to comment on the condition of the bodies.
Rhode Island State Police has taken a family member into custody, but no formal charges have been filed.
Florida Woman Biting by Fox and Then Shot By Husband
Authorities say a Levy County, Fla., man accidentally shot his wife while trying to hit a fox that attacked her.
The couple told deputies they spotted an animal in their yard Friday morning and went outside to see what it was.
The fox bit the woman on the left leg and wouldn't let go, so she told her husband to get a gun.
The man fired a .22-caliber rifle seven times, killing the animal but also hitting his wife in the lower right leg.
The woman was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. The dead fox will be tested for rabies, but authorities say the results won't be available until next week.
Cop Kills Toddler After Letting Family Cross Street
FREEPORT, Bahamas — Authorities say that a police van driven by a Bahamas detective hit a 2-year-old boy after stopping to let two adults and another child cross the road.
Police say the officer took the boy to the hospital but that he later died from his injuries. Police say the toddler apparently ran out in front of the van.
Police spokesman Basil Rahming said in a statement Friday that the toddler apparently was trying to catch up with the other people who crossed. The boy's mother, 27-year-old Shantell Johnson, said Jerome Hanna was her only child.
Man faces assault charge after licking officer
Freeport police Sgt. Jay Newton took a licking from a drunken suspect and now he's taking a lot of joking from his fellow officers. It really was just that — a licking. While Newton was taking items out of the pockets of Ryan Halverson, 18, at the Freeport city jail early Wednesday, Halverson, who had his hands handcuffed behind him, leaned over and licked Newton on the left cheek. He tried to get in a second lick, but the sergeant moved out of range, police chief Jeff Pynes said.
Halverson, who was being booked on a public intoxication charge, was charged with assault on an officer. He remains in the Brazoria County Jail on $10,000 bond.The licking could be serious, Pynes said, because it could spread various diseases to the officer. "We want people to like our officers, but not to lick them," Pynes said.Since the incident Newton has been talking a lot of ribbing from fellow officers, Pynes said. "He's been getting a lot of lollipops in his internal mail," the chief said.
Couple finds a fox cub in their bathroom
Meet the sly fox who popped into the bathroom for a quick wash and brush up
Perhaps he felt the need to spruce himself up after a hard night scavenging around town.
Or maybe he decided to go to earth in the inviting pile of soft clean towels.
For whatever reason, this fox cub managed to end up inside Alan and Carol Heard's bathroom at six o'clock in the morning.
Mrs Heard was in bed when she heard scratching and went to investigate, thinking her cats were having one of their regular squabbles. Instead, she found Basil Brush Junior perched on the window ledge staring at her.
Mrs Heard had the presence of mind to take a picture of the intruder, which probably got in through the cat flap, before calling for her husband. Mr Heard, 72, scooped up the cub in his arms and took it out to the garden where it disappeared into the undergrowth. Before it departed, however, it took a last backwards glance. 'It was as if he was saying goodbye', said Mrs Heard.
PICTURE and More
Woman facing jail for 'exaggerating' car crash injuries
A road crash victim who claimed an £800,000 insurance payout after allegedly "exaggerating" her injuries is facing a prison sentence after insurers filmed her shopping and driving.
Joanne Kirk, a 45-year-old university administrator, said she developed a controversial condition known as fibromyalgia after a fellow motorist, Carol Walton, shunted into the back of her car on the A6 at Bamber Bridge, Lancs, in September 2001.
She claimed she was left frequently bed-ridden and could only walk 10 steps without the assistance of another person unless she used crutches or even a wheelchair.
Although Mrs Kirk originally sought £800,000 she finally settled for £25,000 at Stockport County Court last June when Mrs Walton's insurers did not dispute liability for the accident itself. However, insurers gathered footage of her allegedly walking, shopping and driving.
Man With Medical Marijuana Card Arrested
A medical marijuana cardholder who deputies said had too many plants was arrested Friday morning.
Detectives with the Marion County Sheriff's Office Street Crimes Unit served a search warrant at the home of Marc Kauffman, 56, just before 10 a.m. and found that he had 35 mature marijuana plants and eight immature marijuana plants in his house, deputies said.
People with a medical marijuana card can only have six mature plants and 18 immature plants, deputies said.
The case stemmed from a charge that Kauffman was involving a minor in a drug offense because he had employed a 15-year-old to help him tend his plants, deputies said.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Swedish Girls

Store Names


Japanese Infomercial - NSFW


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News from China

Piglet with monkey's face
Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.
Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.
"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.
He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.
Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.
"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.
"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."
Neighbors have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.
Poodle Driving Car
A Chinese couple received a police caution for trying to teach their dog to drive.
Traffic police at Liunan spotted a car driving too slowly on a local expressway, reports Nanguo Morning Post.
As they pulled in behind the car, officers were amazed to see a poodle with its front legs on the steering wheel.
The dog's rear legs were resting on the woman driver who was controlling the foot pedals.
"We immediately signaled the car to pull over," said one of the patrolling officers.
The woman says she and her boyfriend came up with the idea of teaching their pet dog, Niu Niu, to drive after noticing the expressway was nearly empty and the weather was good.
Police gave them a warning ticket and asked them to take a more responsible attitude when driving on the expressway.
Back seat lovers survive cliff plunge
Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat.
Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, were left with broken bones and bruises after their car toppled over the edge of a hill in XinDian, reports Today News.
A spokesman for police who were called by witnesses said: "They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off.
"When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt."
The two lovers had driven to a deserted mountain road and parked but their movements made the car topple over the edge and roll down to the bottom of the valley.
Despite their injuries - and being covered with mud and grass - the couple managed to clamber back up to the road where the woman asked the man to keep walking while she sought help at a nearby house.
Homeowner Chen Chenggang said the woman pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband "would definitely sue for divorce".

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Naked Woman Arrested During Game Of 'Truth Or Dare'
A 43-year-old woman was arrested after being seen running at a Central Florida public park naked during a risque game of "truth or dare" with teens, police said.
Jennifer Russell, of New Smyrna Beach, faces charges of lewd and lascivious conduct after the incident earlier this week at Whistle Stop Park in Edgewater.
Russell was spotted running near a park bathroom carrying a shirt while wearing only a bra, according to Edgewater police investigators.
The teens who were with Russell said she provided alcohol and was going to expose her breasts to them, according to police.
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Deputies intercept text message to capture suspect
After catching one of two people wanted in a series of break-ins, deputies in North Carolina let their fingers do the chasing to catch a second suspect.
Catawba County sheriff's Maj. Coy Reid says that when deputies caught a 16-year-old suspect on Wednesday, they confiscated his cell phone. Soon, a text message arrived asking the teen if he had been caught. The deputies typed "no" in response. After a few more messages, the sender said he would pick up his friend, not knowing he was in custody.
Deputies waited in an area where several break-ins had occurred. They say they arrested the 17-year-old texter after finding him in a car with three other people.
Man charged for shooting mower
A 56-year-old man from Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start.
Keith Walendowski was charged by police in Milwaukee with disorderly conduct and possession of a saw-off shotgun.
He could face a fine of up to $11,000 and a maximum prison sentence of six-and-a-half years if convicted.
Police officers said Mr Walendowski had told them: "It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."
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New Jersey Man Killed by Flying Cocktail Glass
Authorities say an 80-year-old New Jersey man died from injuries suffered when his wife hurled a cocktail glass and struck him in the head.
The Essex County Prosecutor's Office on Friday said 76-year-old Marlene Mackenzie will soon face an additional charge of reckless manslaughter. She was already charged with aggravated assault following the incident early Thursday morning.
Robert MacKenzie was hospitalized and died about 18 hours later on Thursday night. The medical examiner attributed the death to blunt force trauma.
Canadian Teen Dies After Being Buried in Hot Asphalt
A 15-year-old boy working on a construction site just north of Winnipeg, Manitoba, died Friday after he was buried under a mountain of searing-hot asphalt, fire officials said.
The boy, too young to work on construction jobs under Manitoba labor laws, was part of a paving crew working on a parking lot in the Winnipeg community of Stony Mountain.
"I believe (the truck) dumped off way too much asphalt unexpectedly," said Stony Mountain fire chief Wallace Drysdale.
Drysdale said he was among the first on the scene, and "we just saw the hair sticking out" of the mound of asphalt. He said that crews could only work digging the boy out for four- or five-minute intervals because their feet were burning from the heat.
Stony Mountain being a small town his death has touched everyone.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Don’t Let this Girl Punch You - NSFW

This guy agrees to get punched.

Compilation of Darwin Award Winners...LMAO

These people truly are the dumbest of the dumb.
Mad Izatie said...
I felt a wave of pain watching the pole jumper getting hit in the nuts.

Some people have no class.

Look at his tie, it is so yester-year

Looks like wearing moms wedding dress wasn't a good idea.
I Zack will take these two to be mine.
Stripper getting married at a church.
Ed said...
I thought my wife was hanging out of her top, at our wedding.