Which One Is More Weird?

The man with the Gilligan's hat or the mushroom he is holding.

Look at His ASS!

Lookie Here!

I never want to be in this position with a audience.

I wonder what so interesting that it drew a crowd?

Small Bits of News

Woman Goes After Boyfriend With Hammer, Police Say
A Mesa woman chased her live-in boyfriend with a hammer after he tried to break up with her, police said.
Pamela Ruth, 47, was booked for prior outstanding warrants, criminal damage, domestic violence and false reporting to law enforcement.
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No wonder he wanted to break up with her.

Toilet Paper Thief On The Loose In Wisconsin
Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.
Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.
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Suspect Named As Kiddie Crook Mastermind
Seaside Heights police have named a suspect they say was videotaped using his granddaughter to steal a purse from an arcade.
Police signed an arrest warrant for Daniel Twomey. The 52-year-old lives in Teaneck. The theft happened just after midnight Sunday at Lucky Leo's on the boardwalk.
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Bike Hits 130.7 mph. On Snow

33 year old Austrian Markus Stoeckl has smashed the World Speed Record for series mountain bikes.

Stoeckl, nicknamed "Hercules" because of his 6'4", 220 lbs. frame, broke the 8 year old record by 14 mph on a 2000 meter, 45 degree run in the Chilean Alps. Because of the extreme cold, Hercules had to hold his breath for the 40 second duration so his helmet didn't fog up.
Crazy, indeed, but we wonder how on Earth he stopped. Those disc brakes were surely useless. See the video below, wherein Stoeckl makes it all look effortless.
Markus Stoeckl breaks record for series mountain bikes by 23 km/h [Intense Cycles via Bicivilizate]

Jessica Biel to Play Wonder Woman in 'Justice League' Movie!

Jessica Biel is in talks to lasso up as Wonder Woman in Warner Bros.' all-star superhero film "Justice League of America."

Potential deal marks the first piece of casting to emerge from the DC Comics-based ensemble project, which is expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman in addition to Wonder Woman.

Sexy Young Female....

Sexy young MaMa..

Hey we all want something we can’t have that’s life right.

High School Security Gaurd Going Beyond His Job

High school security guard's questions spark tampon protests
A high school security guard is accused of asking girls whether they were menstruating, leading to a protest in which some students wore tampons on their clothing or carried purses made of tampon boxes.

Samantha Martin, 14, said she had a small purse with her at Tri-Valley High School in Sullivan County, northwest of New York City, when security guard Mike Bunce called her out of class Sept. 19. She said Bunce told her she couldn't have a purse unless she was having her period, then asked her whether she was.

The school had banned backpacks in hallways this year for safety and security reasons.

The Surfer Bike

Perhaps no surprise that this is the brainchild of an Australian who likes cycling.

This is the StreetSurfer, a contraption that looks like a bike, but is handled like a surfboard. Its unusual four front wheels allow the rider to negotiate obstacles more easily and maneuver the machine using their body weight, rather than the handlebars.
Tony Varrone was inspired to create the StreetSurfer after seeing a bicycle prototype with the front wheel replaced by four skateboard wheels in 1998.

He spent years perfecting his design and it is now arriving in British shops — with a £ 399 = 806.30 U.S. dollars price tag.

Pump Cast News

You may have seen this but I think it's funny as hell.

Somebody - QUICK! - turn the water on!!!

DON'T YOU DARE TURN THE WATER ON!

What are you looking at?

What are you two doing?